Successfully frauded my way to average height

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I’m 5’7.5 barefoot exact measurements
Today in my physics class we were bored and my friend saw a tape measure so he wanted to measure how tall we were
He measured me and thank god he didn’t tell me to take off my shoes or something cause I had height insoles in as always
And he told me I’m 5’10 I’m gonna cry:feelswhy:
I feel normal
Now whenever anyone asks me how tall I am I can have him back me up :soy:
 
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Damn I needa be more grateful that people have to fraud to still be shorter than me I hope you grow more
 
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Damn I needa be more grateful that people have to fraud to still be shorter than me I hope you grow more
Thanks man I’m on day 2 of Hgh and I don’t even know if my plates are open:feelsuhh:
Just gotta pray and hopefully the genetics will catch up
 
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I’m 5’7.5 barefoot exact measurements
Today in my physics class we were bored and my friend saw a tape measure so he wanted to measure how tall we were
He measured me and thank god he didn’t tell me to take off my shoes or something cause I had height insoles in as always
And he told me I’m 5’10 I’m gonna cry:feelswhy:
I feel normal
Now whenever anyone asks me how tall I am I can have him back me up :soy:
Even if I fraud I will still be short:aquaCry:
 
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Thanks man I’m on day 2 of Hgh and I don’t even know if my plates are open:feelsuhh:
Just gotta pray and hopefully the genetics will catch up
how old are you
 
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I’m 5’7.5 barefoot exact measurements
Today in my physics class we were bored and my friend saw a tape measure so he wanted to measure how tall we were
He measured me and thank god he didn’t tell me to take off my shoes or something cause I had height insoles in as always
And he told me I’m 5’10 I’m gonna cry:feelswhy:
I feel normal
Now whenever anyone asks me how tall I am I can have him back me up :soy:
Bro people don’t know how to measure. I’m 6’1 in shoes and someone measured me and said im 6’2.5. Probably because of my hair
 
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mabye if we use stilts we’ll fit in
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I’m 5’7.5 barefoot exact measurements
Today in my physics class we were bored and my friend saw a tape measure so he wanted to measure how tall we were
He measured me and thank god he didn’t tell me to take off my shoes or something cause I had height insoles in as always
And he told me I’m 5’10 I’m gonna cry:feelswhy:
I feel normal
Now whenever anyone asks me how tall I am I can have him back me up :soy:
yo u mad lucky he didnt tell u take off the shoes
 
I’m 5’7.5 barefoot exact measurements
Today in my physics class we were bored and my friend saw a tape measure so he wanted to measure how tall we were
He measured me and thank god he didn’t tell me to take off my shoes or something cause I had height insoles in as always
And he told me I’m 5’10 I’m gonna cry:feelswhy:
I feel normal
Now whenever anyone asks me how tall I am I can have him back me up :soy:
Damn how much did the shoe lifts add?
 
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Damn how much did the shoe lifts add?
Depends on the shoe, but I have Maison Margiela gats and golden goose superstars
In my gats I put an inch and a third or smth like that and they give me ~ 2in
in my gg I put an inch and they also give ~ 2 in
 
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Depends on the shoe, but I have Maison Margiela gats and golden goose superstars
In my gats I put an inch and a third or smth like that and they give me ~ 2in
in my gg I put an inch and they also give ~ 2 in
Alr mirin
 

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