SucculentMaxxing [Photosynthesiscels GTFIH]

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Hope you enjoyed the title.

I'm a strong proponent of easy wins.

If you can do one positive thing today, go out and buy a few succulents.

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In addition to being easy to maintain (they need watering just once per week) and looking decent, they:

  • Produce oxygen overnight, leading to improved sleep quality
  • Purify the air (remove 87% of volatile organic compounds, according to NASA)
  • Prevent diseases (offices with plants have 60% less illness than those without, according to the University of Norway)
  • Increase productivity (memory retention improves 20% at a desk with a small succulent, according to the University of Michigan).

This is not revolutionary, and no, there is 'no plant for your face', but it may improve your life by 0.5% - in which case, it's worth a $10 investment.

Best.
 
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It will. As soon as you buy three succulents you will be visited by this guy.

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He will instantly turn your PSL to 7. Sell your soul to the succulent gods, my friend.
 
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