Summer is here. How to deal with swamp ass?

[Tom Jones]

I run very hot and my ass gets sweaty. Sometimes to the point you can see the stripe of sweat down the crack (rarely wear pants that shows it tho) but it’s still annoying you have to slide off a chair and use your glutes to wipe it off before I stand up.

I hear that shit they put on baby’s after changing them is legit. Any experiences?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

same shit nigga just change and shower often, shower twice a day and itll get better, i know it sounds like bullshit but thats all it took to improve my swamo ass significantly.

also baby powder on ass kinda works but not super well, soap up ya asshoo in the shower and scrub scrub scrub, and invest in a paper mache dildo, stick it up your ass and itll absorb all the moisture

 

[Tom Jones]

same shit nigga just change and shower often, shower twice a day and itll get better, i know it sounds like bullshit but thats all it took to improve my swamo ass significantly.

also baby powder on ass kinda works but not super well, soap up ya asshoo in the shower and scrub scrub scrub, and invest in a paper mache dildo, stick it up your ass and itll absorb all the moisture

I’m very sweaty. On a regular day I shower in cold water (8-10° C) 3 times or so. Helps keep the sweat down for a while.
Hate taking a hot shower because I’m sweating for hours after.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I’m very sweaty. On a regular day I shower in cold water (8-10° C) 3 times or so. Helps keep the sweat down for a while.
Hate taking a hot shower because I’m sweating for hours after.

cold showers go hard, the adrenaline spike makes me instantly get shit done

yeah get some baby powder and cake that shit up, also the dildo of course

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Shave

 

[Tom Jones]

cold showers go hard, the adrenaline spike makes me instantly get shit done

yeah get some baby powder and cake that shit up, also the dildo of course

I already have an assortment of dildos of course.

The 12x10 is my fave

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I already have an assortment of dildos of course.

The 12x10 is my fave

i think i found the problem, you asshole diameter must be astronomical, thats where are the liquid is coming from you kinky bastard

 

[Tom Jones]

Shave

Itches a lot. Like you have 1000 splinters beetween your ass cheeks

 

[Mouthbreath]

cold showers go hard, the adrenaline spike makes me instantly get shit done

yeah get some baby powder and cake that shit up, also the dildo of course

More like cortisol spike

 

[Erik-Jón]

same shit nigga just change and shower often, shower twice a day and itll get better, i know it sounds like bullshit but thats all it took to improve my swamo ass significantly.

also baby powder on ass kinda works but not super well, soap up ya asshoo in the shower and scrub scrub scrub, and invest in a paper mache dildo, stick it up your ass and itll absorb all the moisture

I’ve never had this problem lol

 

[Tom Jones]

More like cortisol spike

Acute stress is beneficial.

 

[Deleted member 19462]

Acute stress is beneficial.

That's why I always go into a nigger neighbourhood once a week

 

[Meteor21]

Shave your asshole, dingleberries arent fun either. Just be warry. It'll itch like hell the first time and you can say goodbye to concealing the sound of your farts

 

[Cope>rope]

Use balls/ass powder like this Amazon product ASIN B0006B08O6 it absorbs the sweat

 

[ChristianChad]

same shit nigga just change and shower often, shower twice a day and itll get better, i know it sounds like bullshit but thats all it took to improve my swamo ass significantly.

also baby powder on ass kinda works but not super well, soap up ya asshoo in the shower and scrub scrub scrub, and invest in a paper mache dildo, stick it up your ass and itll absorb all the moisture

Too many showering

To op, if you do this shower in lukewarm/cold water and very briefly just to clear the dried sweat off your body

 

[ChristianChad]

Acute stress is beneficial.

If it's very controlled and u are low stress already then yea but I. General bad