Surgeries for Somalis

[AbdiCel]

im somali so the minute i came to planet earth it was over . What surgeries would you reccomend . Man i fucking hate myself

 

[Deleted member 23359]

race+rizz transplant

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

race+rizz transplant

 

[Deleted member 24712]

go to ur local shaman

 

[Deleted member 29155]

Just be NT

 

[Deleted member 28939]

I recommend all somalis get this surgery called guillotine

 

[LowTrust]

get the cool 900km away from any nordic country-plasty

 

[forevermirin]

get the cool 900km away from any nordic country-plasty

somalia is only 800km from india bro

 

[Deleted member 28904]

haha abdi

 

[AbdiCel]

Man no way will i breed with a somalian foid . Somali women deserve literal sufferring ninja bandits who abuse thier scarfs and twerk with the hijab . Argubably the worst mothers known to mankind . Plus we have the worst cranium anyone can tell whos a somali.

 

[EggKing]

Most somalians have long narrow faces so something to fix that

 

[Jhon Smith]

Gymmax first

 

[Deleted member 19957]

Ask god for a refund bro tbh

 

[sub5outsider]

 

[Deleted member 20631]

Facial width, implants or jaw widening.

Lower third height, vertical genio.

Implants for better surpras, fat grafts for UEE, orbital decompression if you have bug eyes

 

[lasnt]

Reincarnate

 

[Roamer]

 "abdicel" hahaha

 

[Roamer]

God really went "man fuck Somalias lmao" when he created them

 

[Deleted member 20064]

it’s over

 

[sukwti]

hydraulic press your face

 

[keepgrindingbro]

bro doesn't have food but he planning to have surgery , no wonder why africa is a shithole tbh

 

[AbdiCel]

bro doesn't have food but he planning to have surgery , no wonder why africa is a shithole tbh

i unlike other somalis have attempted to careermaxx . The uni im going is top 20 in my certain field . Im bound to be successful . Ive already booked a few surgeries

 

[AbdiCel]

 "abdicel" hahaha

Pray for me bruddah.

 

[Roamer]

Pray for me bruddah.

Ill manifest your forehead reduction surgery

 

[Deleted member 19477]

i unlike other somalis have attempted to careermaxx . The uni im going is top 20 in my certain field . Im bound to be successful . Ive already booked a few surgeries

Where do you live/go to college?

 

[Deleted member 30344]

dont worry bro, im a somali nigga too ( im probably ltn ) but we in this together man
theres some shit we gotta deal with like big foreheads ( i got one myself ) we can dm each other if you want to on discord
also it isnt that hard to mog other somalis too, getting your ideal fatima probably isnt that hard lmao

 

[AbdiCel]

Ill manifest your forehead reduction surgery

im from the south of somalia so we look a way more black ie bantu/negroid . My forehead aint bad mid/eye level is fucked proper lopsided.

 

[AbdiCel]

Where do you live/go to college?

live in london

 

[AbdiCel]

dont worry bro, im a somali nigga too ( im probably ltn ) but we in this together man
theres some shit we gotta deal with like big foreheads ( i got one myself ) we can dm each other if you want to on discord
also it isnt that hard to mog other somalis too, getting your ideal fatima probably isnt that hard lmao

i dont want a somali bitch . if i breed with a somali women my offspring will be doomed from the get go.

 

[Deleted member 19477]

live in london

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