surprise-anal with my ex-gf gone very wrong. help.

[phenylpiracetam]

My ex-gf called me to come over to her place when she was drunk last night.

she kept spam calling me and begging me to come over.
i have important exams in a week so i hesitated, but i ended up going .


I arrived at her place and she was quite tipsy.
She told me how much she misses me and that she fucking hates me for breaking up with her (i cheated on her then i broke up with her after).

We started kissing and quite quickly we started fucking.

The sex was mid as usual since i was putting in all the work.
Her pussy aint allat I've stretched that bitch too much over the years. It doesn't feel as good.

Whatever.

After a few minutes she rolls onto her side. She is half asleep but insists i keep going.

I sit still, and observe.
I look at her asshole for a sec, and think...
I haven't done anal with her in over a year. I kinda wanna try it rn.

So instead of putting my dick in her pussy, I slowly but forcefully put it in her ass .

It was sliding in easier than what I expected, until she suddenly SCREAMS and starts crying.
"Why do you hate me " she cries.
"You cant even fuck my pussy now cus you're gonna give me an infection." she whines.


I say "no its fine I've wiped it clean" as i spit on my cock and wipe all the bacteria off with my hand .

I grab her by the waist and start fucking her pussy again.


I feel like i'm about to cum, so we switch back to missionary (so it's easier for me to cum in her mouth).

BUT BOY I was not expecting this.


As I'm going to cum, I go to quickly pull my dick out her pussy to put it into her mouth .

At the same time I pull my dick out of her pussy, I feel air coming out her ass, onto me . She also lets out a quiet gasp .


I didn't think much of it, until...

Until i got hit with the FOULEST, VILEST, STENCH I HAVE EVER SMELLED .

I had never suffered ANYTHING like this.

Not even my own worst farts had come ANYWHERE close to THIS .


Being the man I am , I didn't want to embarass her, so I said absolutely nothing and suffocated in silence, while she swallowed my cum.


She ran to the toilet immediately after.


I was thinking.
When I put my cock up her ass, I probably let a lot of air in, and it just had to come out.




But fuck though, that fart of her's was enough to put me off her, forever.


Never going back to her after that, that's for sure.


We had dated for 2 years and she never farted once. I am still in deep shock.



a disgusted phenylpiracetam

 

[anxiety]

My ex-gf called me to come over to her place when she was drunk last night.

she kept spam calling me and begging me to come over.
i have important exams in a week so i hesitated, but i ended up going .


I arrived at her place and she was quite tipsy.
She told me how much she misses me and that she fucking hates me for breaking up with her (i cheated on her then i broke up with her after).

We started kissing and quite quickly we started fucking.

The sex was mid as usual since i was putting in all the work.
Her pussy aint allat I've stretched that bitch too much over the years. It doesn't feel as good.

Whatever.

After a few minutes she rolls onto her side. She is half asleep but insists i keep going.

I sit still, and observe.
I look at her asshole for a sec, and think...
I haven't done anal with her in over a year. I kinda wanna try it rn.

So instead of putting my dick in her pussy, I slowly but forcefully put it in her ass .

It was sliding in easier than what I expected, until she suddenly SCREAMS and starts crying.
"Why do you hate me " she cries.
"You cant even fuck my pussy now cus you're gonna give me an infection." she whines.


I say "no its fine I've wiped it clean" as i spit on my cock and wipe all the bacteria off with my hand .

I grab her by the waist and start fucking her pussy again.


I feel like i'm about to cum, so we switch to missionary again (so it's easier for me to cum in her mouth).

BUT BOY I was not expecting this.


As I'm going to cum, I go to quickly pull my dick out her pussy to put it into her mouth .

At the same time I pull my dick out of her pussy, I feel air coming out her ass, onto me . She also lets out a quiet gasp .


I didn't think much of it, until...

Until i got hit with the FOULEST, VILEST, STENCH I HAVE EVER SMELLED .

I had never suffered ANYTHING like this.

Not even my own worst farts had come ANYWHERE close to THIS .


Being the man I am , I didn't want to embarass her, so I said absolutely nothing and suffocated in silence, while she swallowed my cum.


She ran to the toilet immediately after.


I was thinking.
When I put my cock up her ass, I probably let a lot of air in, and it just had to come out.




But fuck though, that fart of her's was enough to put me off her, forever.


Never going back to her after that, that's for sure.


We had dated for 2 years and she never farted once. I am still in deep shock.



a disgusted phenylpiracetam

 

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