Take the Ear Pill! (Brutal & Unchangeable)

[rapidinshallah]

Now hear me out. I know ears are never discussed on here but there's a brutal thing about them that might fuck you up, forever.
And that is ear-to-ear length. This determines the width of your skill, and there is absolutely nothing that can fix or change it.
I know I am talking about outliers here but I have seen a lot of people with too little ear-to-ear lengths and as I look at their face, I just cannot see a possibly surgical fix for them, no amount of cheekbones or jaw implants can fix them.
And this could happen as well with humongous ear-to-ear lengths but it's not as common and might be fixed by increasing the length of your lower third through surgery.
Here's an example:

 

[Deleted member 16834]

Mse, malar implants, mse, sarpe,
Otoplasty to hide ears from sticking out



Suicide when nothing else works

 

[fuckedupmanlet]

Mse, malar implants, mse, sarpe,
Otoplasty to hide ears from sticking out



Suicide when nothing else works

Probably need a bimax in there for the lower jaw too.