Taking the Massimo pill

[Lightskinindian]

I'm gonna become an Italian sex god, and say goodbye to my Indian pheno.

Here is the plan:
- become a sex god
- learn Italian
- change my name
- hair transplant
- gym max
- lean max
- Jaw filler?
- Masculine clothes/accessoires
- tattoos?

I think this is actually doable, what do you think? What do I need to do more?
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[🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶]

good plan

 

[12PSLsubhuman]

I'm gonna become an Italian sex god, and say goodbye to my Indian pheno.

Here is the plan:
- become a sex god
- learn Italian
- change my name
- hair transplant
- gym max
- lean max
- Jaw filler?
- Masculine clothes/accessoires
- tattoos?

I think this is actually doable, what do you think? What do I need to do more?
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U r the first guy?? Also where do u live

 

[Lightskinindian]

U r the first guy?? Also where do u live

Yes, NL.. competition is rough I need to Nichemax if I don't geomax.
This guy is my competition actually...

 

[BongMog]

Can ezly larp Italian and prolly mogs most of the guys there if massimomaxxed

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

good luck bro seems a good plan. how tall are you? massimo is like 187

 

[Lightskinindian]

good luck bro seems a good plan. how tall are you? massimo is like 187

183 cm, but in Italy I will be above average

 

[12PSLsubhuman]

I'm gonna become an Italian sex god, and say goodbye to my Indian pheno.

Here is the plan:
- become a sex god
- learn Italian
- change my name
- hair transplant
- gym max
- lean max
- Jaw filler?
- Masculine clothes/accessoires
- tattoos?

I think this is actually doable, what do you think? What do I need to do more?
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U already look kinda Italian icl

 

[Deleted member 32196]

First non delusional curry I’ve ever seen

 

[ElBastardo]

OP you can totally pull this off. You could probably pull this off right now without doing anything. You already look Italian.

 

[RottingButIn6.4]

I'm gonna become an Italian sex god, and say goodbye to my Indian pheno.

Here is the plan:
- become a sex god
- learn Italian
- change my name
- hair transplant
- gym max
- lean max
- Jaw filler?
- Masculine clothes/accessoires
- tattoos?

I think this is actually doable, what do you think? What do I need to do more?
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Not be indian? Be able tp grow a beard that doesnt look indian? Why tf u think u should learn italian? I lived in italy for 17 years and id rather fprget it for a decent language instead bruh

 

[Lightskinindian]

Not be indian? Be able tp grow a beard that doesnt look indian? Why tf u think u should learn italian? I lived in italy for 17 years and id rather fprget it for a decent language instead bruh

Italian is the prettiest language in the world... tf u saying

 

[Xangsane]

I'm gonna become an Italian sex god, and say goodbye to my Indian pheno.

Here is the plan:
- become a sex god
- learn Italian
- change my name
- hair transplant
- gym max
- lean max
- Jaw filler?
- Masculine clothes/accessoires
- tattoos?

I think this is actually doable, what do you think? What do I need to do more?
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Are you that morrocan guy larping as lorenzo on tinder?

 

[Lightskinindian]

Are you that morrocan guy larping as lorenzo on tinder?

wut?? Im Indian and who tf is Lorenzo?

 

[RottingButIn6.4]

Italian is the prettiest language in the world... tf u saying

Vecchio parlo italiano porcodio ed é na merda, translate it ypurself

 

[goo25]

183 cm, but in Italy I will be above average

in south italy well above average
in the north only slightly above

 

[Lightskinindian]

Vecchio parlo italiano porcodio ed é na merda, translate it ypurself

Doesnt translate well..... so how would I stack up against Italians.. is Michele Morrone considered a god there?

 

[Xangsane]

wut?? Im Indian and who tf is Lorenzo?

WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS WAS THIS? (Pajeetcel called "Lorenzo" on Tinder)

I was swiping on my trannyfish: Until I came across this nigga:

looksmax.org

 

[Lightskinindian]

WHICH ONE OF YOU NIGGAS WAS THIS? (Pajeetcel called "Lorenzo" on Tinder)

I was swiping on my trannyfish: Until I came across this nigga:

looksmax.org

I have an Western first name + Russian looking last name actually (my steph dads)... The only Indian left is my 2 middle names

 

[RottingButIn6.4]

Doesnt translate well..... so how would I stack up against Italians.. is Michele Morrone considered a god there?

Not well, awfully racist against indians, only plance u can ho is south italy but there they speak their own stuff whoch is not even italian, the only place where everyone speaks the official language is toscana

 

[Xangsane]

I have an Western first name + Russian looking last name actually (my steph dads)... The only Indian left is my 2 middle names

"Russian looking"

 

[Lightskinindian]

"Russian looking"

well its dutch last name, but ppl pronounce it like its russian or nordic, at least not indian

 

[loksr]

183 cm, but in Italy I will be above average

Wait.. your plan isn’t to go to italy and try to convince ITALIANS that you’re italian right? That will literally never work, for any group

I imagined you were talking about convincing dutch people or whoever you were italian

 

[Lightskinindian]

Wait.. your plan isn’t to go to italy and try to convince ITALIANS that you’re italian right? That will literally never work, for any group

I imagined you were talking about convincing dutch people or whoever you were italian

I will try it in Netherlands first, but as I said competition might be too harsh, then I actually will have to move to Italy or Spain..

 

[loksr]

I will try it in Netherlands first, but as I said competition might be too harsh, then I actually will have to move to Italy or Spain..

As a general rule if you’re pretending to be something, you CANNOT move to a place where people have extensive experience with that thing

It’s like pretending to be a US Marine at a veterans’ club

 

[Mastermind]

Depends on your phenotype really

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

183 cm, but in Italy I will be above average

nice bro