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I just asked someone where they’re going, he replied with “I’m going to Heaven.” I said “Nice, I’m going to the store.” Then he asked “Are you coming [to Heaven] as well?” I replied “No, I’m not good enough.” And I laughed while walking away.
 
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Is this tuff? :Okay:
 
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very sinister of you
 
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very nt
 
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Oh @Ghost Philosophy, we are all equal in the eyes of me
 
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I just asked someone where they’re going, he replied with “I’m going to Heaven.” I said “Nice, I’m going to the store.” Then he asked “Are you coming [to Heaven] as well?” I replied “No, I’m not good enough.” And I laughed while walking away.
haha
 
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I just asked someone where they’re going, he replied with “I’m going to Heaven.” I said “Nice, I’m going to the store.” Then he asked “Are you coming [to Heaven] as well?” I replied “No, I’m not good enough.” And I laughed while walking away.
a syrian friend of mine lives in rotterdam
hes 5'4 tho so its brutal for him
 
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I don't get it :feelswat:
 
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nigga what
 
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a syrian friend of mine lives in rotterdam
hes 5'4 tho so its brutal for him
Wow, where in Rotterdam? And I bet he still mogs me.
 
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Aura response
 
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tales from islamabad
 
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tuff bhai :feelshah:
 
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No, Rotterdam. :ogre:
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I just asked someone where they’re going, he replied with “I’m going to Heaven.” I said “Nice, I’m going to the store.” Then he asked “Are you coming [to Heaven] as well?” I replied “No, I’m not good enough.” And I laughed while walking away.
Yup
 
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I just asked someone where they’re going, he replied with “I’m going to Heaven.” I said “Nice, I’m going to the store.” Then he asked “Are you coming [to Heaven] as well?” I replied “No, I’m not good enough.” And I laughed while walking away.
was he a junkie
 
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I just asked someone where they’re going, he replied with “I’m going to Heaven.” I said “Nice, I’m going to the store.” Then he asked “Are you coming [to Heaven] as well?” I replied “No, I’m not good enough.” And I laughed while walking away.
How much do you earn to be living in Rotterdam
 
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Imagining that convo in dutch is even funnier
 
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IMG 6769
 
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ur most likely schizo.
 
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zei ze letterlijk hemel of bedoelde ze niet gewoon de haven
 

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