BigJimsWornOutTires
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Only the rich should pay taxes since they control the government and nation. The poor and working folks shouldn't have to pay a penny. They endure too many difficulties as it is. We can change that and give the nation back to the people!
The poor and working families pay the most taxes, while the rich pay the least. Both political parties favor this scheme, and thus, politicians make sure the rich stay rich and the poor stay fucked.
If the US government favored the people, only the rich would pay taxes. If the working families were exempted, they could advance in our society and run their own businesses one day. But as you can see, from a corporation's perspective, that would injure Big Corp's profits and continued prosperous growth. So they have politicians and lawmakers secure heavy taxes on the workers to avoid further competition and keep the non-prosperous families out of their creepy communities.
One nation for the people
We need to reform the IRS and reverse the tax system. Suppose the rich pay 4% in taxes and the workers pay 19%. We transfer the latter to the rich, so now they pay 23% taxes, and as a bonus for the worker, they'll ditch out an additional Worker's Greed Tax of 9%. Let's add that to the total. The rich would have to pay as little as 32%.
But what about the poor?
Problem solve. We add another tax, The Greedy Poor Tax, of 25%. So now the rich pay 57% of taxes. However, if they're from Israel, they pay another tax, The Jew Tax, of 30%. So a wealthy Jew would pay 87% in total taxes.
Gee, Big Jim, this sounds amazing! But what about vacation expenses for the worker?
Vacations are relaxing, luxurious, and entertaining. Celebrities are entertainers who live relaxing and luxurious lifestyles. Therefore, wealthy stars like Tom Cruise, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ellen Degenerate, Oprah, the Obamas, etc. would pay The Greedy Vacationer Tax of 32%. The workers will receive a generous check when they return home from vacation. And if the celebrity is Jewish too, his or her total taxes are 119%. Obviously, that would be difficult to pay. This is where the IRS comes in and sets up a monthly installment plan with a 13% interest rate, which will go to The Tubes Project.
Now, you might be wondering, "The fuck you're talking about, The Tubes?"
Well, The Tubes Project is none of your fucking business. But I'll give you a hint:
The poor and working families pay the most taxes, while the rich pay the least. Both political parties favor this scheme, and thus, politicians make sure the rich stay rich and the poor stay fucked.
If the US government favored the people, only the rich would pay taxes. If the working families were exempted, they could advance in our society and run their own businesses one day. But as you can see, from a corporation's perspective, that would injure Big Corp's profits and continued prosperous growth. So they have politicians and lawmakers secure heavy taxes on the workers to avoid further competition and keep the non-prosperous families out of their creepy communities.
One nation for the people
We need to reform the IRS and reverse the tax system. Suppose the rich pay 4% in taxes and the workers pay 19%. We transfer the latter to the rich, so now they pay 23% taxes, and as a bonus for the worker, they'll ditch out an additional Worker's Greed Tax of 9%. Let's add that to the total. The rich would have to pay as little as 32%.
But what about the poor?
Problem solve. We add another tax, The Greedy Poor Tax, of 25%. So now the rich pay 57% of taxes. However, if they're from Israel, they pay another tax, The Jew Tax, of 30%. So a wealthy Jew would pay 87% in total taxes.
Gee, Big Jim, this sounds amazing! But what about vacation expenses for the worker?
Vacations are relaxing, luxurious, and entertaining. Celebrities are entertainers who live relaxing and luxurious lifestyles. Therefore, wealthy stars like Tom Cruise, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ellen Degenerate, Oprah, the Obamas, etc. would pay The Greedy Vacationer Tax of 32%. The workers will receive a generous check when they return home from vacation. And if the celebrity is Jewish too, his or her total taxes are 119%. Obviously, that would be difficult to pay. This is where the IRS comes in and sets up a monthly installment plan with a 13% interest rate, which will go to The Tubes Project.
Now, you might be wondering, "The fuck you're talking about, The Tubes?"
Well, The Tubes Project is none of your fucking business. But I'll give you a hint: