TEETH WHITENING GUIDE SIMPLIFIED

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fuck dentists charging 60 bucks for teeth whitening. fuck pneumo's guide, way too complicated. fuck whitening strips, the must to reapply every two days makes them useless.

people overcomplicate everything

bought 1L of hydrogen peroxide 12% for 15€
bought 6 toothbrushes for 4€
TOTAL COST: 19€ (22$ for burgers)

take a toothbrush and dip it in h2o2, brush on the point furthest away from your gums. DO NOT TOUCH THEM, THEY WILL BURN.
safety might be off for this one but it surely does work for lazy fucks like me.

results: went from (like 8-2 in the first pic) b4 to b2, some b1, in two sessions.
sessions had a day between, DO NOT do this often, your teeth will hurt long term.
if you want a better guide check (shoutout to this thread for the idea) https://looksmax.org/threads/how-i-whitened-my-teeth-better-than-a-dentist-pics.534724/
 

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fuck dentists charging 60 bucks for teeth whitening. fuck pneumo's guide, way too complicated. fuck whitening strips, the must to reapply every two days makes them useless.

people overcomplicate everything

bought 1L of hydrogen peroxide 12% for 15€
bought 6 toothbrushes for 4€
TOTAL COST: 19€ (22$ for burgers)

take a toothbrush and dip it in h2o2, brush on the point furthest away from your gums. DO NOT TOUCH THEM, THEY WILL BURN.
safety might be off for this one but it surely does work for lazy fucks like me.

results: went from (like 8-2 in the first pic) b4 to b2, some b1, in two sessions.
sessions had a day between, DO NOT do this often, your teeth will hurt long term.
if you want a better guide check (shoutout to this thread for the idea) https://looksmax.org/threads/how-i-whitened-my-teeth-better-than-a-dentist-pics.534724/
Aren't you that Slovenian subhuman?
 
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i’m stroking my meat as i read this
 
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rub cum on ur teeth it works
 
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This is a really dumb 'guide' and will burn your gums.
Crest white strips are 10-14% hydrogen peroxide and you do not need to apply them every 2 days. Just use them for 1-2 weeks and it will work better than doing this.
 
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I bought 50% hydrogen peroxide and bleach my whole gum after reading pneumo thread

It burns for like a whole week afterward
 
This is a really dumb 'guide' and will burn your gums.
Crest white strips are 10-14% hydrogen peroxide and you do not need to apply them every 2 days. Just use them for 1-2 weeks and it will work better than doing this.
from my experience they didnt work
 
from my experience they didnt work
You're using euros, so I am guessing you bought some scam whitening strips (EU max hydrogen peroxide is 6%)
You need to buy the Crest ones from America and check the hydrogen peroxide % before you buy
 
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why risk your gums burning and your teeth hurting long-term when you can just buy whitening strips and follow the directions? seems like a good use of money so that you don't want to rip your teeth out
 
I bought 50% hydrogen peroxide and bleach my whole gum after reading pneumo thread

It burns for like a whole week afterward
is 50% even purchasable ?
 
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legally very hard
I've treid the guide with like 35% h202 gel but i didnt see much difference just burned some gums but they fine after a few days so im good probably bc its from fucking china will try again with 45%
 
I've treid the guide with like 35% h202 gel but i didnt see much difference just burned some gums but they fine after a few days so im good probably bc its from fucking china will try again with 45%
35 should be enough if its real lmao
even 12 is
 
hydrogen peroxide hurts my teeth and makes them sensitive
 
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