TEETH WHITENING GUIDE SIMPLIFIED

[needto]

fuck dentists charging 60 bucks for teeth whitening. fuck pneumo's guide, way too complicated. fuck whitening strips, the must to reapply every two days makes them useless.

people overcomplicate everything

bought 1L of hydrogen peroxide 12% for 15€
bought 6 toothbrushes for 4€
TOTAL COST: 19€ (22$ for burgers)

take a toothbrush and dip it in h2o2, brush on the point furthest away from your gums. DO NOT TOUCH THEM, THEY WILL BURN.
safety might be off for this one but it surely does work for lazy fucks like me.

results: went from (like 8-2 in the first pic) b4 to b2, some b1, in two sessions.
sessions had a day between, DO NOT do this often, your teeth will hurt long term.
if you want a better guide check (shoutout to this thread for the idea) https://looksmax.org/threads/how-i-whitened-my-teeth-better-than-a-dentist-pics.534724/

 

[FlotPSL]

fuck dentists charging 60 bucks for teeth whitening. fuck pneumo's guide, way too complicated. fuck whitening strips, the must to reapply every two days makes them useless.

people overcomplicate everything

bought 1L of hydrogen peroxide 12% for 15€
bought 6 toothbrushes for 4€
TOTAL COST: 19€ (22$ for burgers)

take a toothbrush and dip it in h2o2, brush on the point furthest away from your gums. DO NOT TOUCH THEM, THEY WILL BURN.
safety might be off for this one but it surely does work for lazy fucks like me.

results: went from (like 8-2 in the first pic) b4 to b2, some b1, in two sessions.
sessions had a day between, DO NOT do this often, your teeth will hurt long term.
if you want a better guide check (shoutout to this thread for the idea) https://looksmax.org/threads/how-i-whitened-my-teeth-better-than-a-dentist-pics.534724/

Aren't you that Slovenian subhuman?

 

[heightmax]

i’m stroking my meat as i read this

 

[needto]

Aren't you that Slovenian subhuman?

lltn*

 

[polygon]

rub cum on ur teeth it works

 

[frentanyl]

This is a really dumb 'guide' and will burn your gums.
Crest white strips are 10-14% hydrogen peroxide and you do not need to apply them every 2 days. Just use them for 1-2 weeks and it will work better than doing this.

 

[maximuslaid]

I bought 50% hydrogen peroxide and bleach my whole gum after reading pneumo thread

It burns for like a whole week afterward

 

[copemaxxing123]

i’m stroking my meat as i read this

I’m gonna go goon now thanks for reminding me

 

[needto]

This is a really dumb 'guide' and will burn your gums.
Crest white strips are 10-14% hydrogen peroxide and you do not need to apply them every 2 days. Just use them for 1-2 weeks and it will work better than doing this.

from my experience they didnt work

 

[frentanyl]

from my experience they didnt work

You're using euros, so I am guessing you bought some scam whitening strips (EU max hydrogen peroxide is 6%)
You need to buy the Crest ones from America and check the hydrogen peroxide % before you buy