Tell me the crimes you’ve committed

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If I get enough truths I’ll tell you guys the ones I’ve done
 
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Nice try fed
 
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Incest
 
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Im a good boy
 
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Rape
 
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Only some minor vandalism when I was younger. Not sure if that even counts jfl
 
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being born
 
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Watching movies online
 
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I killed 5 cats, I don't know how I feel about this, it's the first time I've said it btw
 
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I shoplifted a ~30 pound dumble when I was 13
 
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I killed 5 cats, I don't know how I feel about this, it's the first time I've said it btw
Fuck You i dont even like cats

You should kys
 
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one time i took a jolly rancher from my mom’s desk (theft)
 
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I killed 5 cats, I don't know how I feel about this, it's the first time I've said it btw
Did you at least do it a primal way or just cut their head off with a knife
 
Shoplifted atleast $4500 worth of groceries, drugs, alcohol, unnecessary bs within the past 3 years

Drinking while driving

Driving while high

Breaking and entering

Trespassing

Only 18 so we still have a long way to go
 
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Assault, theft, lying to an officer of law, false testimony and driving without a license while under influence. This is all fictional of course.
 
no some guy looked at me wrong
Why did they look at you wrong are you a psycho
Shoplifted atleast $4500 worth of groceries, drugs, alcohol, unnecessary bs within the past 3 years

Drinking while driving

Driving while high

Breaking and entering

Trespassing

Only 18 so we still have a long way to go
I’ve dined n dashed a few times
 
Did you at least do it a primal way or just cut their head off with a knife
I made one suffer, shit poor cat, it was really crazy, the others had their heads shaken
 
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I made one suffer, shit poor cat, it was really crazy, the others had their heads shaken
Wdym shaken?
And how did you torture it?
This turns me on.
 
I love cats and I love animals in general, but I have some real mental problems and that time I just got angry, I saw them inferior and I did atrocious things
Are you actually serious about doing it? Howd you do it
 
Wdym shaken?
And how did you torture it?
This turns me on.
I pulled him from a great height again and again, until he stopped breathing, I simply suffocated the others by bending their heads backwards
 
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I pulled him from a great height again and again, until he stopped breathing, I simply suffocated the others by bending their heads backwards
Wdym pulled?
Wtf i didn't know a cat can suffucate from that lmao
 
in no particular order, these are my alleged crimes, none of which I have ever been charged for.

credit card fraud of up to or over 900 dollars. (felony)
possession of more than a half pound of marijuana
(felony)
possession of psilocybin
distribution of a controlled substance(felony)
reckless driving, multiple times (misdemeanor/felony)
operation of a motor vehicle while impaired (misdemeanor)
vandalism(misdemeanor)
hit and run (felony)
conspiracy(felony)
negligent discharge of an airsoft weapon (misdemeanor/felony)
stalking(misdemeanor)

allegedly
 
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in no particular order, these are my alleged crimes, none of which I have ever been charged for.

credit card fraud of up to or over 900 dollars. (felony)
possession of more than a half pound of marijuana
(felony)
possession of psilocybin
distribution of a controlled substance(felony)
reckless driving, multiple times (misdemeanor/felony)
operation of a motor vehicle while impaired (misdemeanor)
vandalism(misdemeanor)
hit and run (felony)
conspiracy(felony)
negligent discharge of an airsoft weapon (misdemeanor/felony)
stalking(misdemeanor)

allegedly
These are pretty pussy go rob someone with a gun
 
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Put ice in my milk.
 
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