Tell me the crimes you’ve committed

[Deleted member 119232]

If I get enough truths I’ll tell you guys the ones I’ve done

 

[Seba]

Nice try fed

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Incest

 

[Deleted member 91545]

Im a good boy

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Rape

 

[Saint Casanova]

Only some minor vandalism when I was younger. Not sure if that even counts jfl

 

[Deleted member 119232]

Nice try fed

I am fed up indeed n so are you by your post

Incest

not really a crime

Im a good boy

you’re a faggot with a shit sense of humor

 

[Deleted member 91545]

I am fed up indeed n so are you by your post

not really a crime

you’re a faggot with a shit sense of humor

Leave me alone

 

[Deleted member 107430]

being born

 

[Deleted member 119232]

Leave me alone

Same

 

[Deleted member 119232]

being born

Yes you should’ve gotten the death penalty for that

 

[panjeet currycel]

murder

 

[Deleted member 52926]

Watching movies online

 

[Deleted member 91301]

not really a crime

Wait so i can fuck my sister, mom, cousin, aunt AND grandma!?!?!?!??

 

[Deleted member 119232]

murder

Who did you murder

Watching movies online

child porn?

 

[Deleted member 91301]

SWEET!!!

 

[Deleted member 119232]

Wait so i can fuck my sister, mom, cousin, aunt AND grandma!?!?!?!??

Most people do it’s called being white

 

[Saint Casanova]

Watching movies online

The bigger crime is giving your money to these blood hungry Jews. I’m going back to pirating everything

 

[Jué]

Rape

i love it

 

[Deleted member 52926]

child porn?

No nigga like regular movies on those free movie sites

 

[Deleted member 91301]

i love it

I meant that I was raped

 

[panjeet currycel]

Who did you murder

child porn?

some fag that had it coming

 

[Jué]

I killed 5 cats, I don't know how I feel about this, it's the first time I've said it btw

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I shoplifted a ~30 pound dumble when I was 13

 

[Deleted member 119232]

I meant that I was raped

Then you’ve done no crime

some fag that had it coming

you’re talking about your dad

 

[panjeet currycel]

Then you’ve done no crime

you’re talking about your dad

no some guy looked at me wrong

 

[Deleted member 117946]

I killed 5 cats, I don't know how I feel about this, it's the first time I've said it btw

Fuck You i dont even like cats

You should kys

 

[swt]

one time i took a jolly rancher from my mom’s desk (theft)

 

[Deleted member 91301]

I killed 5 cats, I don't know how I feel about this, it's the first time I've said it btw

Did you at least do it a primal way or just cut their head off with a knife

 

[Deleted member 117946]

Shoplifted atleast $4500 worth of groceries, drugs, alcohol, unnecessary bs within the past 3 years

Drinking while driving

Driving while high

Breaking and entering

Trespassing

Only 18 so we still have a long way to go

 

[Deleted member 125227]

Assault, theft, lying to an officer of law, false testimony and driving without a license while under influence. This is all fictional of course.

 

[Deleted member 119232]

no some guy looked at me wrong

Why did they look at you wrong are you a psycho

Shoplifted atleast $4500 worth of groceries, drugs, alcohol, unnecessary bs within the past 3 years

Drinking while driving

Driving while high

Breaking and entering

Trespassing

Only 18 so we still have a long way to go

I’ve dined n dashed a few times

 

[Deleted member 117946]

Why did they look at you wrong are you a psycho

I’ve dined n dashed a few times

Oh yeah that too from i hop, dennys, mexican restaurants

Used to steal packages too

 

[Deleted member 119232]

Oh yeah that too from i hop, dennys, mexican restaurants

Used to steal packages too

Nice

 

[Jué]

Fuck You i dont even like cats

You should kys

I love cats and I love animals in general, but I have some real mental problems and that time I just got angry, I saw them inferior and I did atrocious things

 

[Jué]

Did you at least do it a primal way or just cut their head off with a knife

I made one suffer, shit poor cat, it was really crazy, the others had their heads shaken

 

[Deleted member 91301]

I made one suffer, shit poor cat, it was really crazy, the others had their heads shaken

Wdym shaken?
And how did you torture it?
This turns me on.

 

[Deleted member 117946]

I love cats and I love animals in general, but I have some real mental problems and that time I just got angry, I saw them inferior and I did atrocious things

Are you actually serious about doing it? Howd you do it

 

[Jué]

Wdym shaken?
And how did you torture it?
This turns me on.

I pulled him from a great height again and again, until he stopped breathing, I simply suffocated the others by bending their heads backwards

 

[Jué]

Are you actually serious about doing it? Howd you do it

I pulled him from a great height again and again, until he stopped breathing, I simply suffocated the others by bending their heads backwards

 

[Deleted member 91301]

I pulled him from a great height again and again, until he stopped breathing, I simply suffocated the others by bending their heads backwards

Wdym pulled?
Wtf i didn't know a cat can suffucate from that lmao

 

[Deleted member 124684]

in no particular order, these are my alleged crimes, none of which I have ever been charged for.

credit card fraud of up to or over 900 dollars. (felony)
possession of more than a half pound of marijuana
(felony)
possession of psilocybin
distribution of a controlled substance(felony)
reckless driving, multiple times (misdemeanor/felony)
operation of a motor vehicle while impaired (misdemeanor)
vandalism(misdemeanor)
hit and run (felony)
conspiracy(felony)
negligent discharge of an airsoft weapon (misdemeanor/felony)
stalking(misdemeanor)

allegedly

 

[Jué]

Wdym pulled?
Wtf i didn't know a cat can suffucate from that lmao

They had just been born

 

[Deleted member 117946]

in no particular order, these are my alleged crimes, none of which I have ever been charged for.

credit card fraud of up to or over 900 dollars. (felony)
possession of more than a half pound of marijuana
(felony)
possession of psilocybin
distribution of a controlled substance(felony)
reckless driving, multiple times (misdemeanor/felony)
operation of a motor vehicle while impaired (misdemeanor)
vandalism(misdemeanor)
hit and run (felony)
conspiracy(felony)
negligent discharge of an airsoft weapon (misdemeanor/felony)
stalking(misdemeanor)

allegedly

These are pretty pussy go rob someone with a gun

 

[Deleted member 91301]

They had just been born

Yeah but wdym "pulled him from a great hight?"

 

[Jué]

Yeah but wdym "pulled him from a great hight?"

I mean throw them from a great height

 

[Deleted member 124684]

These are pretty pussy go rob someone with a gun

i am purchasing a PSA PA-15 16” M4 5.56 in two weeks

 

[FaceandBBC]

Put ice in my milk.

 

[Deleted member 91301]

I mean throw them from a great height

Sounds nice, how did you feel?

 

[NVM_Ignacio]

If I get enough truths I’ll tell you guys the ones I’ve done

lie to my parents(?