tell me why my doordash nigga aint come yet

[cromagnon]

tf

gotta starve tmrw bc of this im hungry tho so wtv

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Jizzing on your french fries. He'll be there in a few minutes.

 

[n9wiff]

Jizzing on your french fries. He'll be there in a few minutes.

They aren't allowed to do that though?

 

[imontheloose]

Nothing better than making an ethnic minority march to collect my food in the cold, rainy weather for pennies as I relax in my room at 24°C.

 

[puniteking]

Imagine paying for DoorDash real niggas get 50% off using telegram B4U

 

[RXnd]

They aren't allowed to do that though?

Master gets his fries with extra jizz

Vip money gotta hit for him to have doordash

 

[cromagnon]

Nothing better than making an ethnic minority march to collect my food in the cold, rainy weather for pennies as I relax in my room at 24°C.

shits crazy better be here in 10 mins tho

 

[Fucksub5]

Check his eyes when he shows up.

The last time a DoorDasher took that long to show up, it turned into a situation. My ex swore her dasher “felt wrong” before he even arrived. Said she had a dream he’d show up late and try something. I brushed it off.

Turns out she was half right.

He showed up 45 minutes late, no apology, just stood there smiling like he wasn’t even there. She said his energy felt “sticky.” Wouldn’t leave the doorstep. Tried to make small talk. She said she felt a cold spot on her back after he left. Next day she had a breakdown and accused him of following her phone’s Bluetooth signal. Said she woke up to phantom footsteps and a voice whispering “tip me.”

I’m not saying he literally raped her, but something happened. Something spiritual or psychic or worse. That kind of psychic violation that leaves someone rattled without a trace. The kind of thing only someone with a cracked open third eye even notices.

You sure your dasher’s just “late”?

Watch for signs. They’re out there.

 

[FiendFiend]

tf

gotta starve tmrw bc of this im hungry tho so wtv

manchild. Go make your own chicken and chips at home

 

[Mess]

Migrant worker ate yo shit.

 

[Ogionth]

Check his eyes when he shows up.

The last time a DoorDasher took that long to show up, it turned into a situation. My ex swore her dasher “felt wrong” before he even arrived. Said she had a dream he’d show up late and try something. I brushed it off.

Turns out she was half right.

He showed up 45 minutes late, no apology, just stood there smiling like he wasn’t even there. She said his energy felt “sticky.” Wouldn’t leave the doorstep. Tried to make small talk. She said she felt a cold spot on her back after he left. Next day she had a breakdown and accused him of following her phone’s Bluetooth signal. Said she woke up to phantom footsteps and a voice whispering “tip me.”

I’m not saying he literally raped her, but something happened. Something spiritual or psychic or worse. That kind of psychic violation that leaves someone rattled without a trace. The kind of thing only someone with a cracked open third eye even notices.

You sure your dasher’s just “late”?

Watch for signs. They’re out there.

nigga wrote a whole ass tale just bcz his door dash was late