TopTierIncel42
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Hey faggots, this is something that I think could work but idfk. This may be straight bullshit but the possibility is there.
Teriparatide literally switches to produce more bone. It instructs osteoblasts to boost production of new bone which results in giving you:
Bone growth in the developing stage (14-21)
Here is the BIG CATCH NIGGAS. Adolescents and young adults are still in bone-forming stage- bones continue to be enlarging and thickening. Using this 3rd grade logic by putting 2 and 2 together, will teriparatide help them in gaining even stronger bones?
In theory: Maybe. In the case that one has weak bones (due to some medical condition or whatever) an increase in the activity of the osteoblasts could be beneficial to increase the bone. The only thing is it is unknown how it would outcome in healthy growing individuals. There are absolutely no studies done to any recessed gooks or pajeets to suggest that this could work. The only thing we know are from these sources:
trialsjournal.biomedcentral.com
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8771004/
And we do not know whether or not flooding the body artificially with signals of bone-building might disrupt the fine tuning of other factors of growth already guiding natural bone formation, like hormones. Bone development is already really fucking complex and adding teriparatide to this mix would maybe probably cause organ growth, liver failure, maybe death?
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
jamanetwork.com
trialsjournal.biomedcentral.com
Teriparatide
WHAT THE FUCK IS TERIPARATIDE??
This synthetic parathyroid hormone (PTH) is called teriparatide, which is the hormone your body produces spontaneously that is large in the regulation of calcium and phosphate in the blood.
WHY HAVENT WE DONE THIS YET???
It is normally administered to treat osteoporosis in old people who have become very fragile and their bones are as strong as a sheet of paper.
The entire thing with teriparatide is that it is able to stimulate bone growth by boosting the activity of the osteoblasts (the bone-forming cells).
How it works
Teriparatide essentially tricks your retard body that you have more parathyroid hormone (PTH) which maintains calcium and bone at a healthy level. The injection will then activate some osteoblasts-the bone building cells. It does this by spraying the hormone in bursts and instructs your bones to grow up and not to degenerate. PTH is usually used to assist your bones to break down (resorption), but, in small bursts, teriparatide reverses the process and urges bone building instead. That matters since it works the new bone tissue increasing its density and toughness. In old niggas who have osteoporosis (when you are losing your bones) teriparatide puts a thumb in favor of building more bone and refining the quality. Which then allows for the decrepit old guy to have less possibility of fractures and stronger bones.
Smaller Explanation for Retards
Bone growing ≈ bone remaking. Your body has the way of breaking down bone always with the help of osteoclasts (the ones that are simply eating bone), and then it is rebuilt by osteoblasts. In osteoporosis, the destruction occurs too fast resulting in the bones becoming weak. This synthetic parathyroid hormone (PTH) is called teriparatide, which is the hormone your body produces spontaneously that is large in the regulation of calcium and phosphate in the blood.
WHY HAVENT WE DONE THIS YET???
It is normally administered to treat osteoporosis in old people who have become very fragile and their bones are as strong as a sheet of paper.
The entire thing with teriparatide is that it is able to stimulate bone growth by boosting the activity of the osteoblasts (the bone-forming cells).
Teriparatide essentially tricks your retard body that you have more parathyroid hormone (PTH) which maintains calcium and bone at a healthy level. The injection will then activate some osteoblasts-the bone building cells. It does this by spraying the hormone in bursts and instructs your bones to grow up and not to degenerate. PTH is usually used to assist your bones to break down (resorption), but, in small bursts, teriparatide reverses the process and urges bone building instead. That matters since it works the new bone tissue increasing its density and toughness. In old niggas who have osteoporosis (when you are losing your bones) teriparatide puts a thumb in favor of building more bone and refining the quality. Which then allows for the decrepit old guy to have less possibility of fractures and stronger bones.
Smaller Explanation for Retards
Teriparatide literally switches to produce more bone. It instructs osteoblasts to boost production of new bone which results in giving you:
- Increase in bone density (e.g. thicker bones).
- Stronger bones overall
- Reduced number of fractures and breaks
Bone growth in the developing stage (14-21)
Here is the BIG CATCH NIGGAS. Adolescents and young adults are still in bone-forming stage- bones continue to be enlarging and thickening. Using this 3rd grade logic by putting 2 and 2 together, will teriparatide help them in gaining even stronger bones?
In theory: Maybe. In the case that one has weak bones (due to some medical condition or whatever) an increase in the activity of the osteoblasts could be beneficial to increase the bone. The only thing is it is unknown how it would outcome in healthy growing individuals. There are absolutely no studies done to any recessed gooks or pajeets to suggest that this could work. The only thing we know are from these sources:
Teriparatide and stress fracture healing in young adults (RETURN – Research on Efficacy of Teriparatide Use in the Return of recruits to Normal duty): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial - Trials
Background Stress fractures are a common and potentially debilitating overuse injury to bone and occur frequently among military recruits and athletes. Recovery from a lower body stress fracture typically requires several weeks of physical rehabilitation. Teriparatide, a recombinant form of the...
trialsjournal.biomedcentral.com
And we do not know whether or not flooding the body artificially with signals of bone-building might disrupt the fine tuning of other factors of growth already guiding natural bone formation, like hormones. Bone development is already really fucking complex and adding teriparatide to this mix would maybe probably cause organ growth, liver failure, maybe death?
Could this work for any Sub 5 Paki???
No. No amount of Teriparatide or HGH will make any Sub 5 into a Chad overnight. Cuz if you think that a needle can solve your maxilla and jaw reccesion, it never even began for you manjeet. TL;DR
- Teriparatide is only an artificial form of parathyroid hormone which assists the growth of the bone. It is mainly used for niggas with osteoporosis.
- It can help older children to develop bone, but we have no fucking clue if it can help with young adults because of the lack of research.
- The risks are unknown and a lot (duh) and can cause bone misdirection and can fuck up growth.
- It is not advised to their otherwise healthy sub 5s because there is not enough clinical evidence of its use in individuals who wanna ascend and dont have osteoporosis.
My sources in case someone calls bullshit and says gpt slop.
Dilemmas in the Management of Osteoporosis in Younger Adults - PMC
Osteoporosis in premenopausal women and men younger than 50 years is challenging to diagnose and treat. There are many barriers to optimal management of osteoporosis in younger adults, further enhanced by a limited research focus on this cohort. ...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Opposite Bone Remodeling Effects of Teriparatide and Alendronate in Increasing Bone Mass
Background Antiresorptive agents for the treatment of osteoporosis suppress bone remodeling and reestablish bone turnover at a lower rate to reduce bone loss. Recombinant teriparatide (human parathyroid hormone 1-34) stimulates bone formation, increases bone mass, and improves bone...
jamanetwork.com
Teriparatide and stress fracture healing in young adults (RETURN – Research on Efficacy of Teriparatide Use in the Return of recruits to Normal duty): study protocol for a randomised controlled trial - Trials
Background Stress fractures are a common and potentially debilitating overuse injury to bone and occur frequently among military recruits and athletes. Recovery from a lower body stress fracture typically requires several weeks of physical rehabilitation. Teriparatide, a recombinant form of the...
trialsjournal.biomedcentral.com
