DarkTetrad
I am above law enforcement
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When you fail, what do you?
1. Blame myself, I should have done something different and put in more effort.
0 points
2. Analyze the situation carefully. Sometimes it was my fault, other times it was it out of my control. Sometimes a combination of both.
1 point
3. It’s never my fault for failing. Either my environment fking got in my way. I’m a prodigy at whatever I choose to do but haters will ALWAYS be haters and get in my way cuz they don’t want to be number 2.
5 points
If I was to start a sport or bodybuilding
1. I would do good but I definitely would never take PEDs. I would never go pro or be spectacular, and that’s okay. Many professional athletes are athletes but most juice at least somewhat. Bodybuilders are usually taking steroids.
0 pts
2. I am going to take PEDs. Just some test to give me the edge I need whilst still remaining healthy and safe. I will definitely turn heads but I won’t be winning any championships. Every athlete juices secretly but none of them are taking crazy stuff except bodybuilders.
1 pts
3. I am going to take every PED under the sun. I always have crackers on me on hand for my daily insulin injections to avoid going into a coma. I lost track of how much HGH I took today, so I decided to take two extra injections to make sure I got enough. No matter how much steroids and PEDs I take, Brad Pitt and Indian programmercels take more. I’m bigger than Ronnie Coleman and faster than usual bolt.
5 pts
How do react to an ambulance or cop siren?
1. Breh, there’s danger or someone’s life is in danger! Bend over backwards and Gtfo out the way! How would you like it if someone didn’t do the same for you?
-100 pts
2. Clench your fists and pull over, I don’t want to get a ticket.
-3 pts
3. What? Aaaaaawh hell NO! Ain’t nobody telling ME to MOVE! *blocks the path of the ambulance or cop, gets out and shoots them to death with an AR-15, gets back in the car and fucks his gf hard af whilst ignoring the bullet wound in her shoulder from the cop that missed you whilst hitting her instead, she begs to go to the hospital and you kick her out for getting blood on your seat and drive to your gf who isn’t as hot but she isn’t bleeding so she’s your main girl now.*
+100 pts
Results:
If you are in the negatives you’re not gonna make it. Just give up on life.
If you are in the positives you have a chance at ascension.
If you scored double digits you’re a chad.
If you scored triple digits you’re an ascended being from heaven.
1. Blame myself, I should have done something different and put in more effort.
0 points
2. Analyze the situation carefully. Sometimes it was my fault, other times it was it out of my control. Sometimes a combination of both.
1 point
3. It’s never my fault for failing. Either my environment fking got in my way. I’m a prodigy at whatever I choose to do but haters will ALWAYS be haters and get in my way cuz they don’t want to be number 2.
5 points
If I was to start a sport or bodybuilding
1. I would do good but I definitely would never take PEDs. I would never go pro or be spectacular, and that’s okay. Many professional athletes are athletes but most juice at least somewhat. Bodybuilders are usually taking steroids.
0 pts
2. I am going to take PEDs. Just some test to give me the edge I need whilst still remaining healthy and safe. I will definitely turn heads but I won’t be winning any championships. Every athlete juices secretly but none of them are taking crazy stuff except bodybuilders.
1 pts
3. I am going to take every PED under the sun. I always have crackers on me on hand for my daily insulin injections to avoid going into a coma. I lost track of how much HGH I took today, so I decided to take two extra injections to make sure I got enough. No matter how much steroids and PEDs I take, Brad Pitt and Indian programmercels take more. I’m bigger than Ronnie Coleman and faster than usual bolt.
5 pts
How do react to an ambulance or cop siren?
1. Breh, there’s danger or someone’s life is in danger! Bend over backwards and Gtfo out the way! How would you like it if someone didn’t do the same for you?
-100 pts
2. Clench your fists and pull over, I don’t want to get a ticket.
-3 pts
3. What? Aaaaaawh hell NO! Ain’t nobody telling ME to MOVE! *blocks the path of the ambulance or cop, gets out and shoots them to death with an AR-15, gets back in the car and fucks his gf hard af whilst ignoring the bullet wound in her shoulder from the cop that missed you whilst hitting her instead, she begs to go to the hospital and you kick her out for getting blood on your seat and drive to your gf who isn’t as hot but she isn’t bleeding so she’s your main girl now.*
+100 pts
Results:
If you are in the negatives you’re not gonna make it. Just give up on life.
If you are in the positives you have a chance at ascension.
If you scored double digits you’re a chad.
If you scored triple digits you’re an ascended being from heaven.
