testosterone alternative due to testing!

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

So, pretty much, I’ve been on a cycle of 500 mg of testosterone—I’m 17—for three weeks with an aromatase inhibitor. (Before you call me an idiot, just know I understood the risks and side effects.) What happened was my dumbass left a vial of testosterone and my AI pills in my bag, and my mother found them. Now she’s going to be pee testing me every week and most likely getting my blood tests done at the doctor’s for "recovery". If I don’t comply, I’ve got to leave.


So, pretty much, I don’t really care about side effects; I just want to know how to pass these tests while still taking anabolics. I’m thinking of doing SARMs, e.g., S23, RAD-140, or RAD-150. I was just wondering if there would be safer alternatives but still just as anabolic. I could use that wouldn’t show on my total testosterone. I’m not 100% sure what they’re going to be testing for, which is why I’m asking for advice.

 

[Yahya]

BAHZHHAHAHHHH
my nigga ur nearing 18 tell that bitch of a mother you have (all due respect) to calm the fuck down and let you pin whatever the fuck it is you pee

testing your son every week JFL why don't you lobotomize him and help him poop while youre at it

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

BAHZHHAHAHHHH
my nigga ur nearing 18 tell that bitch of a mother you have (all due respect) to calm the fuck down and let you pin whatever the fuck it is you pee

testing your son every week JFL why don't you lobotomize him and help him poop while youre at it

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[Yahya]

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go piss in the cups your mother gives you like a good obedient cuck dog

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

go piss in the cups your mother gives you like a good obedient cuck dog

I would rather piss in a cup for 6 weeks than be homeless very mirin of you

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

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go piss in the cups your mother gives you like a good obedient cuck dog

make more shitty chat gpt m3th recipes

 

[Napoleon1800]

I would rather piss in a cup for 6 weeks than be homeless very mirin of you

No way she would throw you out that’s an empty threat

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

No way she would throw you out that’s an empty threat

She has done it in the past when I was 15, and she didn't let me back in till I followed her condition (rather not talk about it), and since I had no relatives, I had to stay at a friend's house

 

[Napoleon1800]

She has done it in the past when I was 15, and she didn't let me back in till I followed her condition (rather not talk about it), and since I had no relatives, I had to stay at a friend's house

That’s actually fucking brutal man how can a mother do that to her own child. Call child services or some shit put pressure back on her

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

That’s actually fucking brutal man how can a mother do that to her own child. Call child services or some shit put pressure back on her

Unfortunately, where I live, New Zealand, is known for terrible support during situations like this, and I would most likely be put in a terrible foster home that is way worse, and my mum would not face any consequences.

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

That’s actually fucking brutal man how can a mother do that to her own child. Call child services or some shit put pressure back on her

Not really looking to talk about this topic, though I'm just trying to work around my pathetic mother. Any suggestions on SARMS or PEDS

 

[Yahya]

m

make more shitty chat gpt m3th recipes

chatgpt can't give you that
I'm a stone cold methcel

 

[Yahya]

I would rather piss in a cup for 6 weeks than be homeless very mirin of you

jfllll subbiped ive most probably had the strictest parents in here but unlike you i ain't a retarded primate and my parents trust me i could pin in front of them

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

chatgpt can't give you that
I'm a stone cold methcel

Actually you know what I respect that mb mirin

 

[noobkiller999]

Unfortunately, where I live, New Zealand, is known for terrible support during situations like this, and I would most likely be put in a terrible foster home that is way worse, and my mum would not face any consequences.

kill her dawg idk

 

[Yahya]

That’s actually fucking brutal man how can a mother do that to her own child. Call child services or some shit put pressure back on her

it's one of these lowtier families who can't have one dinner without an argument

 

[Yahya]

Actually you know what I respect that mb mirin

thanks pal

 

[noobkiller999]

it's one of these lowtier families who can't have one dinner without an argument

fr like why u dont like ur own child fucking foidlet

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

jfllll subbiped ive most probably had the strictest parents in here but unlike you i ain't a retarded primate and my parents trust me i could pin in front of them

strict parents and let you pin in the safe sentence jfl you can't be serious bro just tell me what to take bro stop jestermaxxing

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

fr like why u dont like ur own child fucking foidlet

She quite literally said in her own words, "My body is her property" after I asked her that same question

 

[noobkiller999]

She quite literally said in her own words, "My body is her property" after I asked her that same question

@Gengar yo brotha look at this,i feel bad for him

 

[Yahya]

strict parents and let you pin in the safe sentence jfl you can't be serious bro just tell me what to take bro stop jestermaxxing

believe me or don't I don't fucking care they know what I'm doing and I know what I'm saying

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar yo brotha look at this,i feel bad for him

Why would you feel bad bhaijaan? Aren't roids considered haram? Islamically speaking she's doing the right thing (even though she's not Islamic haha). Or is it ok according to your school of thought?

 

[Yahya]

fr like why u dont like ur own child fucking foidlet

most parents aren't all knowing heralds they make mistakes too but they were raised in an era of misinformation where they can't correct themselves doomed to be retarded forever.

 

[Yahya]

Why would you feel bad bhaijaan? Aren't roids considered haram? Islamically speaking she's doing the right thing (even though she's not Islamic haha). Or is it ok according to your school of thought?

roids aren't haram imo but this is a conversation nobody is ready to have

 

[Gengar]

roids aren't haram imo but this is a conversation nobody is ready to have

In your opinion.. but you're not a respected scholar, are you? It goes against the teachings of Islam where you are not supposed to alter what God has given you. Those roids aren't a natural part of you, you are getting them from an external party. Now if you could enhance your T levels by swallowing some pill, I'd guess that's different but you're injecting animal testosterone I think or someone else's or whatever and that's not natural in any way. That's why I won't roid. But then again I'm lazy anyway. Just roiding isn't enough, you also need to put in the work.

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

believe me or don't I don't fucking care they know what I'm doing and I know what I'm saying

Why would you feel bad bhaijaan? Aren't roids considered haram? Islamically speaking she's doing the right thing (even though she's not Islamic haha). Or is it ok according to your school of thought?

My mother's an atheist, I don't believe in sky fairies (with all do respect), neither does she. Sorry to say, she's just a retard who hasn't passed high school and can't think logically.

 

[noobkiller999]

i have an idea, i can msg her and say that i would fucking maul her then rape her dead body if she doesnt let u stay home and pin test

 

[Gengar]

My mother's an atheist, I don't believe in sky fairies (with all do respect), neither does she. Sorry to say, she's just a retard who hasn't passed high school and can't think logically.

No worries pal.

 

[noobkiller999]

Why would you feel bad bhaijaan? Aren't roids considered haram? Islamically speaking she's doing the right thing (even though she's not Islamic haha). Or is it ok according to your school of thought?

no brother roids arent haram in islam,but if its molest ur health then it considered as haram

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

i have an idea, i can msg her and say that i would fucking maul her then rape her dead body if she doesnt let u stay home and pin test

I told her when I move out, I'm gonna take the most liver-toxic and dangerous compounds known, and she can't do anything about it. Now she is crying nigga jfl

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

I told her when I move out, I'm gonna take the most liver-toxic and dangerous compounds known, and she can't do anything about it. Now she is crying nigga jfl

Anyways nigga this thread has turned into something irrelevant to the topic. Can someone just suggest to me some SARMS that pass tests or PEDS? I don't care if they're liver toxic (i would probaly do tren if my mother wasnt such a jester), I just want to get big without my mother being a cunt

 

[noobkiller999]

No worries pal.

theres one student AR RAD he was respectful and "knowledgeable" student but he found out about roids,they like clouded his mind and he began commit zina, so u need to be careful with them yk

 

[noobkiller999]

Anyways nigga this thread has turned into something irrelevant to the topic. Can someone just suggest to me some SARMS that pass tests or PEDS? I don't care if they're liver toxic (i would probaly do tren if my mother wasnt such a jester), I just want to get big without my mother being a cunt

arent sarms increase test?

 

[Gengar]

theres one student AR RAD he was respectful and "knowledgeable" student but he found out about roids,they like clouded his mind and he began commit zina, so u need to be careful with them yk

Yeah, exactly- more T means more low inhib etc, and doing things you would normally not do.

 

[harmonytingfam]

So, pretty much, I’ve been on a cycle of 500 mg of testosterone—I’m 17—for three weeks with an aromatase inhibitor. (Before you call me an idiot, just know I understood the risks and side effects.) What happened was my dumbass left a vial of testosterone and my AI pills in my bag, and my mother found them. Now she’s going to be pee testing me every week and most likely getting my blood tests done at the doctor’s for "recovery". If I don’t comply, I’ve got to leave.


So, pretty much, I don’t really care about side effects; I just want to know how to pass these tests while still taking anabolics. I’m thinking of doing SARMs, e.g., S23, RAD-140, or RAD-150. I was just wondering if there would be safer alternatives but still just as anabolic. I could use that wouldn’t show on my total testosterone. I’m not 100% sure what they’re going to be testing for, which is why I’m asking for advice.

nah this is actually just devastating

no way outta this shit icl

 

[Yahya]

In your opinion.. but you're not a respected scholar, are you? It goes against the teachings of Islam where you are not supposed to alter what God has given you. Those roids aren't a natural part of you, you are getting them from an external party. Now if you could enhance your T levels by swallowing some pill, I'd guess that's different but you're injecting animal testosterone I think or someone else's or whatever and that's not natural in any way. That's why I won't roid. But then again I'm lazy anyway. Just roiding isn't enough, you also need to put in the work.

so by that reasoning creatine powder is haram ? it is chemically synthetized so it does not come from a natural source and it also alter your body by retaining more water in your muscle and improves your cognitive capacities

 

[sadcel]

So, pretty much, I’ve been on a cycle of 500 mg of testosterone—I’m 17—for three weeks with an aromatase inhibitor. (Before you call me an idiot, just know I understood the risks and side effects.) What happened was my dumbass left a vial of testosterone and my AI pills in my bag, and my mother found them. Now she’s going to be pee testing me every week and most likely getting my blood tests done at the doctor’s for "recovery". If I don’t comply, I’ve got to leave.


So, pretty much, I don’t really care about side effects; I just want to know how to pass these tests while still taking anabolics. I’m thinking of doing SARMs, e.g., S23, RAD-140, or RAD-150. I was just wondering if there would be safer alternatives but still just as anabolic. I could use that wouldn’t show on my total testosterone. I’m not 100% sure what they’re going to be testing for, which is why I’m asking for advice.

What if you act suicidal ? Like you have big body dysmorphia and that’s the only way to be ok with your body ?

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

nah this is actually just devastating

no way outta this shit icl

I think I would rather kill myself than become a low t faggot bro, trust me i will find away and i dont care if that means me taking some untested sarms and my blood looking like syrup

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

What if you act suicidal ? Like you have big body dysmorphia and that’s the only way to be ok with your body ?

She would send me to a psych ward

 

[Yahya]

Yeah, exactly- more T means more low inhib etc, and doing things you would normally not do.

no brother roids arent haram in islam,but if its molest ur health then it considered as haram

if your faith is that weak then jfl
roids made me wanna commit those yes sure but its always been the case i would be lying if i said i didn't wanna be balls deep in a big booty whore sometimes but my faith is strong that even if i see a cunt willing to get backshots for 20 bucks id keep walking

 

[sadcel]

roids aren't haram imo but this is a conversation nobody is ready to have

Yes they are but as a muslim blackpilled dude youre preventing yourself from a far bigger sin ( roping).
So honestly just take it if that’s the reason youre lonely and no wife

 

[Yahya]

My mother's an atheist, I don't believe in sky fairies (with all do respect), neither does she. Sorry to say, she's just a retard who hasn't passed high school and can't think logically.

she just doesn't trust you and she probably has reasons for that. Sit with her one day and try to have a conversation with her about that.

 

[sadcel]

In your opinion.. but you're not a respected scholar, are you? It goes against the teachings of Islam where you are not supposed to alter what God has given you. Those roids aren't a natural part of you, you are getting them from an external party. Now if you could enhance your T levels by swallowing some pill, I'd guess that's different but you're injecting animal testosterone I think or someone else's or whatever and that's not natural in any way. That's why I won't roid. But then again I'm lazy anyway. Just roiding isn't enough, you also need to put in the work.

Suicide is a bigger sin

 

[LTNUser]

Unfortunately, where I live, New Zealand, is known for terrible support during situations like this, and I would most likely be put in a terrible foster home that is way worse, and my mum would not face any consequences.

Where do you live in New Zealand?
Arkansas?

 

[IBlameMyselfWhy]

Yes they are but as a muslim blackpilled dude youre preventing yourself from a far bigger sin ( roping).
So honestly just take it if that’s the reason youre lonely and no wife

religion is so stupid nigga no offense to people who believe in it but they will say there prophet being a pedophile is ok but not taking some test like make it make sense

 

[Gengar]

Suicide is a bigger sin

That's correct. It's best to never do it. But it's easier said than done, no?

 

[Gengar]

if your faith is that weak then jfl
roids made me wanna commit those yes sure but its always been the case i would be lying if i said i didn't wanna be balls deep in a big booty whore sometimes but my faith is strong that even if i see a cunt willing to get backshots for 20 bucks id keep walking

They're willing to get backshots for €30 here.

 

[IraniancelV2]

She's lying. PED tests are expensive. Just reduce to trt dosage, as she will probably just test testosterone, lh, fsh etc.

Suppressed lh and fsh is to be expected, even after the cycle. You're good..

 

[sadcel]

That's correct. It's best to never do it. But it's easier said than done, no?

What I wanted to say is better to roid even if its haram than to rope because of body dysmorphia and a weak frame