HowAmIAlive123
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What to get
The testosterone you want is testosterone enanthate 250 mg/mL. Find a supplier on eroids in your country with good reviews. Google them to see if people are talking a lot of shit about them. Then see what brands test-e they carry. Google those and find one that is reputable.
You'll need needles. You can buy those at medical supply stores (just tell them you are a diabetic if you feel the need to explain). You want 1 mL or 3 mL syringes with 1" 25 gauge needles. Get some alcohol wipes to sterilize where you inject first.
How to inject
Wipe the lid of the vial with an alcohol wipe. Pull back the syringe to the amount you intend to draw up (eg. 1 mL) and stick the needle in the vial. Shoot that much air into the vial and draw up the amount you want. You will get air as well. Just keep shooting the air back into the vial and drawing back until you actually have the right amount of roids.
Wipe a spot on your ass with alcohol. You can inject into the muscle (IM or intramuscular) or into the fat (SC or subcutaneous). Most people do IM. If you're doing that, you need to inject into safe spots to not hit a nerve. In the ass, that's the upper outer aspect:
I just switched to subcutaneous because too much IM inject will scar the muscle overtime and IM is more painful. For some reason most people don't do SC. For SC, just pinch up an inch of fat and inject direct into that fat (ie. 0.5" deep).
How much to inject
I suggest starting at 250 mg (1 mL) once a week. This is a safe and basic dose that should give you much higher test levels than average unless you are starting with Chadtier genetics.
After a few weeks, bump it to 187.5 mg (0.75 mL) twice a week (ie. 375 mg per week). This will be the most that most guys need. If you are <150-160 lbs, I can't see you ever needing more.
If you still don't feel that's enough go to 250 mg (1 mL) twice a week. I tried this just one week and it was way too much for me so I stepped it back down. I think this is more a dose for guys who are 180-200 lb+.
Adding HCG
I just ordered some HCG to add to my injections. The point of HCG is to stimulate your testicles so they don't atrophy. I think I am already noticing some degree of atrophy after a few weeks so that should resolve that. Going to have to play with the dose before I can comment.
What to expect
Testosterone is amazing. Really amazing. When your levels are up, your mood is up. You will feel confident and self assured. I haven't been depressed at all since starting test except when I've let my levels drop back down too low.
Sex drive will double or triple at first, but after a few weeks, I found I got used to it and learned to ignore it. Masturbating >2-3 x/day is a waste of time and energy. I am keeping it to 1-2 x/day and doing okay. Erections are harder. It's much more effective than Viagra/Cialis for this. Plus Viagra gives me headaches and Cialis gives me heartburn like crazy.
You will need to be on something to protect your hair unless you have amazing genetics. I have been regrowing hair for 4 months on RU+minox. Test-e is challenging my follicles. When I went up to 500 mg per week, I definitely noticed increased itching and shedding. I also noticed some increased acne at 500 mg/week.
Hair loss is seriously the only reason I can think of not to do this stuff. Hair is life. I love test-e, but I may end up having to stop it if I can't be sure I'm tolerating 250-375 mg per week.
Too high a dose test will also make you feel wired as fuck. Your heart will pound. Your mind will race. You feel warm. Your muscles will get tense. You will want to fuck ANYTHING/EVERYTHING. It's not a good thing. Too hard to relax.
As far as body building goes, it's too early for me to comment, but you will definitely find you recover much faster after working out while on it in any quantity.
Final thoughts
Testosterone is awesome. It's definitely my favorite mood/mind/body altering chemical (along with my beloved RU). If I can't stay on it due to hair issues I will be severely disappointed. I just ordered a few extra vials. Even if I can't use it long term, I will continue to use it recreationally.
Ie. One use would be if I was going to buy a sugar baby, or series of hookers, I would just plan enough time in a week for nothing else, shoot 500 mg, and fuck them like a madman until I have a heartattack. Or just periodically if I'm feeling depressed, shoot 250 mg for a little boost.
Highly recommended. It will make you more confident and self assured. It should give you a better body. Done safely with good gear, low-moderate doses, and a healthy body (no heart problems, etc) it should be pretty safe long term.
It's a pretty high yield and easy lifemax, and if you're trying to get an edge in life, it's definitely worth a shot.
The testosterone you want is testosterone enanthate 250 mg/mL. Find a supplier on eroids in your country with good reviews. Google them to see if people are talking a lot of shit about them. Then see what brands test-e they carry. Google those and find one that is reputable.
You'll need needles. You can buy those at medical supply stores (just tell them you are a diabetic if you feel the need to explain). You want 1 mL or 3 mL syringes with 1" 25 gauge needles. Get some alcohol wipes to sterilize where you inject first.
How to inject
Wipe the lid of the vial with an alcohol wipe. Pull back the syringe to the amount you intend to draw up (eg. 1 mL) and stick the needle in the vial. Shoot that much air into the vial and draw up the amount you want. You will get air as well. Just keep shooting the air back into the vial and drawing back until you actually have the right amount of roids.
Wipe a spot on your ass with alcohol. You can inject into the muscle (IM or intramuscular) or into the fat (SC or subcutaneous). Most people do IM. If you're doing that, you need to inject into safe spots to not hit a nerve. In the ass, that's the upper outer aspect:
I just switched to subcutaneous because too much IM inject will scar the muscle overtime and IM is more painful. For some reason most people don't do SC. For SC, just pinch up an inch of fat and inject direct into that fat (ie. 0.5" deep).
How much to inject
I suggest starting at 250 mg (1 mL) once a week. This is a safe and basic dose that should give you much higher test levels than average unless you are starting with Chadtier genetics.
After a few weeks, bump it to 187.5 mg (0.75 mL) twice a week (ie. 375 mg per week). This will be the most that most guys need. If you are <150-160 lbs, I can't see you ever needing more.
If you still don't feel that's enough go to 250 mg (1 mL) twice a week. I tried this just one week and it was way too much for me so I stepped it back down. I think this is more a dose for guys who are 180-200 lb+.
Adding HCG
I just ordered some HCG to add to my injections. The point of HCG is to stimulate your testicles so they don't atrophy. I think I am already noticing some degree of atrophy after a few weeks so that should resolve that. Going to have to play with the dose before I can comment.
What to expect
Testosterone is amazing. Really amazing. When your levels are up, your mood is up. You will feel confident and self assured. I haven't been depressed at all since starting test except when I've let my levels drop back down too low.
Sex drive will double or triple at first, but after a few weeks, I found I got used to it and learned to ignore it. Masturbating >2-3 x/day is a waste of time and energy. I am keeping it to 1-2 x/day and doing okay. Erections are harder. It's much more effective than Viagra/Cialis for this. Plus Viagra gives me headaches and Cialis gives me heartburn like crazy.
You will need to be on something to protect your hair unless you have amazing genetics. I have been regrowing hair for 4 months on RU+minox. Test-e is challenging my follicles. When I went up to 500 mg per week, I definitely noticed increased itching and shedding. I also noticed some increased acne at 500 mg/week.
Hair loss is seriously the only reason I can think of not to do this stuff. Hair is life. I love test-e, but I may end up having to stop it if I can't be sure I'm tolerating 250-375 mg per week.
Too high a dose test will also make you feel wired as fuck. Your heart will pound. Your mind will race. You feel warm. Your muscles will get tense. You will want to fuck ANYTHING/EVERYTHING. It's not a good thing. Too hard to relax.
As far as body building goes, it's too early for me to comment, but you will definitely find you recover much faster after working out while on it in any quantity.
Final thoughts
Testosterone is awesome. It's definitely my favorite mood/mind/body altering chemical (along with my beloved RU). If I can't stay on it due to hair issues I will be severely disappointed. I just ordered a few extra vials. Even if I can't use it long term, I will continue to use it recreationally.
Ie. One use would be if I was going to buy a sugar baby, or series of hookers, I would just plan enough time in a week for nothing else, shoot 500 mg, and fuck them like a madman until I have a heartattack. Or just periodically if I'm feeling depressed, shoot 250 mg for a little boost.
Highly recommended. It will make you more confident and self assured. It should give you a better body. Done safely with good gear, low-moderate doses, and a healthy body (no heart problems, etc) it should be pretty safe long term.
It's a pretty high yield and easy lifemax, and if you're trying to get an edge in life, it's definitely worth a shot.
