Thanks pneumo

[chroniqporphyres]

It was a big deal…..
I had facial fat, I used to not mog anyone,
But pneumo… in 2020 pneumonia opened my eyes and taught me how to looksmax properly. He taught me how to lose facial fat and be chiselled asf.


Thank you @pneumocystosis mon pote

Ps: I’m slaying so hard rn boyos

 

[Gengar]

Based pneumo bhai.

 

[chroniqporphyres]

@mitblg yeeehawww

 

[Debetro]

Thanks pneumo for this guide, 100% recommended:





Because of Master's half-assed attempt at preserving our knowledge, I've decided to leak every OG and gatekept looksmaxxing method.


I don't give a fuck anymore, I will leak a gatekept looksmax EVERY DAY until I get banned.



Today is the 2 minute hollow cheek method, known as waterpulling.


Some of you OG lookism users may remember this, as it was very popular back in the day.


This method allows you to temporarily rid your cheeks from water and lower-levels of subcutaneous fat, by sucking them out with a syringe.

Back in the looksmax.me days, even Jordan admitted to waterpulling:

This pic is from 2018 or 2019, I don't remember exactly when the dude posted the screenshot on here.


Anyway.


The procedure? Ever so simple.

• Get a sterile insulin syringe.
  
  
  
  
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• Get a disinfectant swab (with alcohol in the formula), and wipe the centre of your cheek.
  
  
  
  Caution! do NOT wipe the needle tip with the swab!
  
  Alcohol removes the silicone covering on the needle, causing it to become dull.
  You will 100% hurt yourself with a dull needle tip.
  
  
  
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• Then, prepare to insert the needle in the correct spot.
  To find the correct spot:
  - Start from the extremity of your lip
  - Go 1 inch laterally
  - Go .5 of an inch upwards
  
  
  
  
  The cross should be the area of insertion. It's just below the zygomatic bone for most people.
  
  It is important to accurately insert within that area to avoid damaging any nerves.
  Once you've found the spot, carefully insert the needle at a 90° angle into your skin, MAKING SURE THE PLUNGER IS ALL THE WAY DOWN OF COURSE, LIKE THIS:
  
  
  
  
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• As soon as you feel the needle touch the inner part of your cheek, stop pushing it in.
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• Now, delicately start pulling the plunger.
  If you're doing it correctly, you may feel a slight tension when you start pulling.
  This is simply because of the difference in pressure between the needle barrel and the inside of your cheek.
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• Still delicately, pull harder.
  You should now feel a warm feeling in your cheek, as a mixture of semi-crystallised water and fatty tissues fill up the needle.
  I suggest pulling out no more than 0.3ml in one go. This alone will hollow you out incredibly.
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• Once you pull the needle out, wipe your skin with the alcohol swab to avoid infections.
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• You can now empty the needle in the sink and proceed the same way on the other cheek.
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It's fine to keep the same syringe for both cheeks. Make sure to throw it away after you're done though.

Use a new sterile syringe next time you waterpull.


Expectable results:

As I showed in my other thread, these pictures were taken three days apart.
Jordan already admitted to waterpulling, but some also suspect he also used SSRIs to complete the chiselled look.
If you want SSRIs, order them directly from an online pharmacy, as it's a nightmare to get a presciption for them in the West.


My results:



This was 1 year ago, in the midst of my looksmaxxing journey, my second time waterpulling.
You can see a tiny scar I made in my cheek because I nearly dropped the needle and jabbed it in too hard.
I pulled 0.2ml from each cheek.





Anyway, the results should last 1 to 2 weeks depending on your eating habits and how much subcutaneous fat you've pulled out.


I wouldn't suggest doing this more than once a month. You should let your skin fully heal.




That's it for waterpulling folks.
I'll see you tomorrow for a nose shrinking guide, archived from lookism.net back in 2018.




Work smart, not hard.




pneumo, the debloat king

 

[ryuken]

pneumonia

cute version of pneumo

 

[chroniqporphyres]

cute version of pneumo

Btw

 

[mitblg]

you doing good buddy?