That Shirley guy might be the king’s next sacrificial lamb

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In case you didn’t know, the mainstream networks and video streaming cesspools recently began jacking this kid off. Before this disturbing ritual, he was interviewing people about why they are retarded. This means he stalked LGBT weirdos and trolled downtown areas known for their intoxicated tourists and smelly bums.

Not giving this much thought, I recognized a pattern. At first, I believed mainstream media was recruiting him, which explained the massive promotion across the networks. The Somalian childcare building was exposed several weeks ago by the press. Yet, this feller comes trolling along when, suddenly, old news is now brand new. As if he were the one who discovered the corruption. Sick, sick, sick. But that’s when it hit me like a wet pussy after getting roofied by a sorority of spicy villains.

Like Charlie, Shirley didn’t go to college. It seems this background makes a scrumptious offering to the dark lord of America’s prosperity. Ah, yes, college grooms the sheep to kiss the ass of corporations, believe wacky things, and degrade common sense. Rather not piss in that stew of soulless brew, eh?

If my hunch is correct, they’ll do their thing and blame it on a migrant. This would enforce a permanent block of all foreigners worth less than millionaire status. Plus, it would ease the tension among the people concerning the poaching of illegal aliens. Also, this would help continue flood Europe with the world’s most violent, destructive, and women-hating forces known to civilized culture. Ah, yes, America’s rich families didn’t forget about the shit the Brits and the French gave them hundreds of years ago. “Muh, free the African employees!” Those motherfuckers.

Catchback is a bitch. America promised that they would pay one day. Guess what?

Knock, knock, knock, rapped the Piper.

 
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Hopefully, this thread will discourage them.

Find another, assholes.
 

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