Slayerino
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Premise: I'm not a Chad (If was I wouldn't know .me), but not even a truecel, even though I love to LARP as one here. I'm 6'2 with my shoes, and at the time this thing happened, it was summer, I was tanned and in peak physical shape.
It was Saturday night, I was in a new city and I had the audacity to go to the club alone. My heart was pumping like a jackhammer when I was in the queue because I have never been out alone, always with friends and the social pressure was heavy as fuck looking at all these groups of people together around me.
Anyway, I got in and I go straight to the bar, I need to bring my social inhibition really low, I orderd 2 glasses of scotch and I'm INNNN BABYYY! I start dancing like IDGAF. It's hard to move around, the place is packed.
I start dancing close to some girls that were giving me looks, from behind, Always from behind so I can accidentally rub my cock on their asses
They don't say much, they let me grab their waist and squeeze their love handles, but that's it. After a few minutes, they go away If I try to go for the kiss, they just move the head away
It's 2AM, I've been in this place for 2 hours already and nothing happened. Then I just bump into this cute, short, noodlewhore, I say "u okay?", she has to her head to watch my face due to my brutal heightmogging, looks at my face then scans again my body, and I know what that means. In my head, I'm "YESSS WE FUCKING TONIGHT NIGGUH". I don't waste time, take her hand and start to dance, turn her a couple of time then ZACCC, I grab her from behind, my hands are like fucking snakes on her body, she doesn't mind at all, I turn her around and say why don't we get out of here, she looks at me then says she has to go to her friends. I'll never see her anymore.
Now it's 4AM, I lost my hopes to get some coochie tonight and the effect of the alcohol has worn out to keep approaching this brazenly. I lean to a column with my arms crossed like a hurt faggot. I'm watching at this group of perfect blond blue-eyed nordic JB Stacies, they're dancing together surrounded by brownies (which they're obviously ignoring) with a drink in their right hand, dancing alone, trying to give an impression of having fun, I pity them.
I think, ok this is my last chance. If I get rejected I'll go home and jerk off to some Asian midget amputee gangrape porn.
The moment I start to uncross my arms, two cute, slim brunettes pop up out of nowhere and ask me why do I look angry, and my brain for a moment crashes because I'm divided between trying my luck with the perfect nordic Stacies or keep talking to these cute Beckies and see where it goes.
I decide to keep talking to the Beckies.
Beckies: Where are your friends?
Me: they went probably went home now, they were tired... hahah...
Beckies: we're going out for a smoke, are you coming?
Me: Huh, yeah, aight.
Once we're out, we sit on a bench. One of the girls leaves, and I'm left talking with her friends. The convo is basically dragged out by her, she makes all the questions and I answer. Then at one point I just get closer to her, she stops talking, keeps looking at me, and I go for the kiss
She likes it, so I decide to take the measure of her intermolar width
4:30AM The club is closing. Her friend, which is half wasted, comes back with a buffed up, blonde Blue-eyed Chad.
The Chad sits next to me with the Becky and starts to squeeze her tits and laughing, Becky laughs too.
The girls do the most typical thing girls can do, which is going to the bathroom together, and I know what that means, they're getting a refresh and get ready to be fucked by us.
While they're away, I start talking to Chad. Something seems off about him. He's super energic but has some ticks and head twitches, I'm thinking wtf is his problem, then he grins his teeth, and I'm like aaaaahhh gotcha jfl
Me:"Anyway, we should help each other tonight, ok?"
Chad:"ok"
The girls come back, the one I kissed whispers in my ear "we need to get rid of him, help my friend".
I'm ok, IDGAF
The girls say out loud that it became late, time to go home.
Chad: "Aight" takes the other bitch by the hand, and says "let's go".
My girls says "nah we're going alone".
But Chad doesn't give a fuck, with his right keeps the hand of the bitch, with his left hand keeps squeezing the bitch's tits. AND THE BITCH DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT GIGGLES!!!!
We come to a point where my girl is trying to separate with the force the Chad's hand from her friend's hand. Surreal scene. Then she gives me that look which means "wtf are you doing, help me".
I stand up, instantly heightmogging the cokehead Chad, i grab his wrist
Put on my best psycho stare, I say, bro, go home! (don't fucking ruin it for me too nigga!!)
The Chad DOESN'T GIVE A FUCKKK "nah I'm coming" he keeps saying.
While I'm mirin' his assertiveness I think that I don't wanna fight for some fucking pussy so I say "ok you know what? Why don't you wait here while we go and take our jackets." (it was summer)
Chad:"Ok"
Let the bitch's hand go.
Me:"Ok, we'll be back in a few minutes, wait here"
We go straight to the exit, book an Uber, destination: the girl's home
Once home, I'm taken straight to her room (while the other girl goes to her own) and I do what I came for.
It was Saturday night, I was in a new city and I had the audacity to go to the club alone. My heart was pumping like a jackhammer when I was in the queue because I have never been out alone, always with friends and the social pressure was heavy as fuck looking at all these groups of people together around me.
Anyway, I got in and I go straight to the bar, I need to bring my social inhibition really low, I orderd 2 glasses of scotch and I'm INNNN BABYYY! I start dancing like IDGAF. It's hard to move around, the place is packed.
I start dancing close to some girls that were giving me looks, from behind, Always from behind so I can accidentally rub my cock on their asses
They don't say much, they let me grab their waist and squeeze their love handles, but that's it. After a few minutes, they go away If I try to go for the kiss, they just move the head awayIt's 2AM, I've been in this place for 2 hours already and nothing happened. Then I just bump into this cute, short, noodlewhore, I say "u okay?", she has to her head to watch my face due to my brutal heightmogging, looks at my face then scans again my body, and I know what that means. In my head, I'm "YESSS WE FUCKING TONIGHT NIGGUH". I don't waste time, take her hand and start to dance, turn her a couple of time then ZACCC, I grab her from behind, my hands are like fucking snakes on her body, she doesn't mind at all, I turn her around and say why don't we get out of here, she looks at me then says she has to go to her friends
. I'll never see her anymore.Now it's 4AM, I lost my hopes to get some coochie tonight and the effect of the alcohol has worn out to keep approaching this brazenly. I lean to a column with my arms crossed like a hurt faggot. I'm watching at this group of perfect blond blue-eyed nordic JB Stacies, they're dancing together surrounded by brownies (which they're obviously ignoring) with a drink in their right hand, dancing alone, trying to give an impression of having fun, I pity them.
I think, ok this is my last chance. If I get rejected I'll go home and jerk off to some Asian midget amputee gangrape porn.
The moment I start to uncross my arms, two cute, slim brunettes pop up out of nowhere and ask me why do I look angry, and my brain for a moment crashes because I'm divided between trying my luck with the perfect nordic Stacies or keep talking to these cute Beckies and see where it goes.
I decide to keep talking to the Beckies.
Beckies: Where are your friends?
Me:
they went probably went home now, they were tired... hahah...Beckies: we're going out for a smoke, are you coming?
Me: Huh, yeah, aight.
Once we're out, we sit on a bench. One of the girls leaves, and I'm left talking with her friends. The convo is basically dragged out by her, she makes all the questions and I answer. Then at one point I just get closer to her, she stops talking, keeps looking at me, and I go for the kiss
She likes it, so I decide to take the measure of her intermolar width
4:30AM The club is closing. Her friend, which is half wasted, comes back with a buffed up, blonde Blue-eyed Chad.
The Chad sits next to me with the Becky and starts to squeeze her tits and laughing, Becky laughs too.
The girls do the most typical thing girls can do, which is going to the bathroom together, and I know what that means, they're getting a refresh and get ready to be fucked by us.
While they're away, I start talking to Chad. Something seems off about him. He's super energic but has some ticks and head twitches, I'm thinking wtf is his problem, then he grins his teeth, and I'm like aaaaahhh gotcha jfl
Me:"Anyway, we should help each other tonight, ok?"
Chad:"ok"
The girls come back, the one I kissed whispers in my ear "we need to get rid of him, help my friend".
I'm ok, IDGAF
The girls say out loud that it became late, time to go home.
Chad: "Aight" takes the other bitch by the hand, and says "let's go".
My girls says "nah we're going alone".
But Chad doesn't give a fuck, with his right keeps the hand of the bitch, with his left hand keeps squeezing the bitch's tits. AND THE BITCH DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT GIGGLES!!!!
We come to a point where my girl is trying to separate with the force the Chad's hand from her friend's hand. Surreal scene. Then she gives me that look which means "wtf are you doing, help me".
I stand up, instantly heightmogging the cokehead Chad, i grab his wrist
Put on my best psycho stare, I say, bro, go home! (don't fucking ruin it for me too nigga!!)
The Chad DOESN'T GIVE A FUCKKK "nah I'm coming" he keeps saying.
While I'm mirin' his assertiveness I think that I don't wanna fight for some fucking pussy so I say "ok you know what? Why don't you wait here while we go and take our jackets." (it was summer
)Chad:"Ok"
Let the bitch's hand go.
Me:"Ok, we'll be back in a few minutes, wait here"
We go straight to the exit, book an Uber, destination: the girl's home
Once home, I'm taken straight to her room (while the other girl goes to her own) and I do what I came for.
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