that time i went ER

[Deleted member 15854]

i was playing football but forgot waterbottle and didnt want to drink from public bubbler so got dehydrated and rhabdomyolysis looking pee. i got rlly bad constipation from this, that feeling where you exercise with stitch but constant. i went emergency room where they gave me enema and it was most relieving and blissful experience of my life when i let the dogs out

 

[Van]

Next time elaborate nigger I thought you went Elliot Rodger