The 10 Types Of Looksmax Users (Which One Are You?)

Which One Are You?


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1. The Shitposter/Troll

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This kind of user will say the most condescending, stupidest shit of all time just to laugh at the site of your cortisol levels spiking.

Likes: Laughing at people's cortisol spike by making condescending comments.
Dislikes: Calm, cool, collected people who can't be bothered.
How To Trigger These Users: Laugh at their comments, ignoring them, or following along with their "joke".

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @Erik-Jón, @Octillionaire

2. The Looksmaxing Sage

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This user is either the following...
  • A looksmaxing sage, with an informal Ph.D on Looksmaxology. This user has a broad and/or deep knowledge on looksmaxing and looks theory. This user also gives advice on how to looksmax via giving feedback on the ratings section or by making guides.
  • A new user who wants to learn how to looksmax, and to apply that knowledge to better their life.
This (and a high reputation) is the precursor to becoming a forum chad.

Likes: Being acknowledged for their extensive knowledge.
Dislikes: Being called a dumbass, unknowledgeable or disproving them.
How To Trigger These Users: Call their guides or advice garbage, or water (with valid proof), then make fun of them by making threads calling them a retard.

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @Prettyboy, @AscendingHero, @ascension!

3. The Lurker

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This user basically makes an account just to stalk the forum. Rarely makes posts if ever.
Nothing else to say here.


Tag the lurkers!

4. The Racist

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These motherfuckers' cortisol spike the moment you mention a group they hate, whether that is blacks, whites, jews, etc. All they talk about is "I hate niggers", "I hate cumskins" or "I hate Jews" etc.

Likes: Putting down their hated race, or seeing them die.
Dislikes: Seeing them in public, online or them doing something they don't like for any reason.
How To Trigger These Users: Spam them the race/ethnicity/group they hate in their PMs and replies, and worship the group they hate.

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @RecessedSubhumanX, @Vengeance

5. The Nice Guy

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These people never say the word "nigger" or "foid" or anything of the sort. They never swear, make derogatory remarks and they just act nice. They go out of their way to help people on their forum. They might sound soft to some.

Likes: Talking to users, using proper language, not being mean
Dislikes: I have no clue honestly...
How To Trigger These Users: Call them names (I think) 🤣

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @Niko, @Lars, @Xangsane

6. The Forum Chad

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This guy occasionally posts (because they just fuck all day) but is a sex-addict using women as poontangs. Shares their slaying stories and is usually a 7/10+.

Likes: Being praised for their looks
Dislikes: Making them feel ugly
How To Trigger These Users: Call out their "subhuman" flaws, CONSTANTLY remind them of it and give them BDD.

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @Niko, @Lars, @Amnesia @averagejoe @pneumocystosis

7. The Depressed

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This guy makes threads all day about how he's depressed, how women will never like them and how it's 100% over for them no matter what.

Likes: People sympathizing with them
Dislikes: Calling them weak bitches and reminding them of their "subhumanity"
How To Trigger These Users: Bully them

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @TRUE_CEL

8. The Non-NT

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This guy makes very concerning threads, like fucking -18 pussy when he's like 25, and how he'll rape women because they don't like them. They've been mentally traumatized past the point of no return.

Likes: Not taking their schizo pills
Dislikes: Women, people (most common) or both.
How To Trigger These Users: Bully them

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @Verse @Zer0/∞ @curlyheadjames

9. The Storyteller

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This guy just talks about their life, their slays and just keeps you up to date with how they're going

Likes: People interacting with their stories
Dislikes: People not interacting with their stories or calling it "Tales" or "Tales from [insert location here]"
How To Trigger These Users: Ignore it or call their story fake

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @FailedNormieManlet @PrinceLuenLeoncur

10. The SIMP

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This guy will give a tough front, but secretly texts @Floda (or any woman that doesn't like them back) about how they want to see that Asian pussy and how his cock would fit nicely in there and pay "her" $69" a month for feet pictures.

Likes: Being in a simp-like horny state
Dislikes: Getting called out for being down bad
How To Trigger These Users: Remind them that they're a simp

Tag the people who you think fall into this criteria! Let's see if they agree!
My Vote: @fucclife 🤣

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@Lygodactylus @8PSLcel @Br0sk1 @PrinceLuenLeoncur Chadeep@Chadeep @LMSMaxxer @Xangsane @mulattomaxxer @RottenSperg @StrangerDanger @Predeterminism @KING REIDYZ @AscendingHero @Prettyboy @SupremeSubhuman @Mogpogs @Piratecel @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @Preoximerianas @tyronelite @FailedNormieManlet @Lars @Korea @bogii @StreegeReturn @Biggdink @eren1 @Reckless Turtle @Broly Banderas @House Lannister @WannabeJock @Racky @Erik-Jón @heightface @PURE ARYAN GENETICS @Clark69 @ilovelamp08 @St.TikTokcel
@Anstrum95 @TeenAscender @loox @justadude @vaseqmoherad @astatine @Amnesia @Sigmamale @anya @Assyrian_Warrior @FreakkForLife @Alexanderr @HQNPmaxxing @currylightskin @BasedPsychiatrist @´´´´´´´´ @ALP @HOLYFUARK @Chadpreetmaybe @BeenLMSsinceMSN @Kroker @oldcelloser @Tinydragon98 @Hiraeth @ascension!@capybara @crimclown63 @Zures @Unsh @reptiles @pneumocystosis @Moggie
 
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rent free sunbhuman
 
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fug
 
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I'm the simp for Nana :owo:

:love: :love: :love:






 
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Which am I?
 
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Which one do you think I am guys?
 
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Which one do you think I am guys?
the goofy nerd prolly

#1 never befged for nudes remotely

#2 i mog you hard

#3 i dont put on a tough persona im actuallt a nice guy
 
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No tag no care




nigger
 
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pathetic excuse of a thread
 
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where is femboy
 
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That one YT woman should review this thread to be honest, I'm curious about her take.
 
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What a shit thread
 
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@Eriot Lodger
You aren't fucking ALL THE ARCHETYPES JFL
I can see your votes
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no naughty


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you guys are schizo tbh
i am no schizophrenic but ya dylan fucclife definetly got every mental illness under the belt
 
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Nice thread but why are you using faggot language?? "They" them" their" jfl
 
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i am no schizophrenic but ya dylan fucclife definetly got every mental illness under the belt
Fucci is probably Down syndrome tbh

He has ZERO AWARENESS
 
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If I'm not versed enough to be a sage can I call myself a looksmaxxing mage
 
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4/8
 
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