The 2% Rule: “Don't Be a Chimpanzee” Theory

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Although we share 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees, chimp features are universally unattractive.

Attractiveness = not looking like a chimp

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The difference between a human and a subhuman lies within 2% of their DNA.
 
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dont be black theory
 
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Body hair is not unattractive, such a cope
 
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I’m caging so fucking hard Rn holy shit
 
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High effort low iq thread
 
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High effort low iq thread

Low IQ? I fucking discovered the secret of attractiveness. No more ratio coping; it's all about not having chimp-like features.
 
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Low IQ? I fucking discovered the secret of attractiveness. No more ratio coping; it's all about not having chimp-like features.
Cope chimps have high fwhr, compact orbitals, wide palate, monstrous forward growth, thick wrist and neck, wide ribcage they just need to shower max and hair cut max and then exotic slayer
 
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New theory: Just be Barret
 
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chimp theory mogs all previous PSL aspie theories
 
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Bookmarked
 
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dont be black theory
Black men SMV mog everyone but North-West Europeans. Indians on the other hand... aren't even considered human by most females.
 
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Black men SMV mog everyone but North-West Europeans. Indians on the other hand... aren't even considered human by most females.
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perhaps, but who are the real subhumans
 
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Just don't look like an animal theory. I think OP is onto sth ngl. Just like how gooks and chinks look like rats with non-existent SMV. High IQ indeed
 
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Black men SMV mog everyone but North-West Europeans. Indians on the other hand... aren't even considered human by most females.
This Golden Curry mogs everybody
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Legit tbh
 
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Black men SMV mog everyone but North-West Europeans. Indians on the other hand... aren't even considered human by most females.
Blacks have been slaves throughout history and are slaves today, they are stupid, smelly and lazy. The only reason jews pump their SMV in their media is to breed the mongrel race slave caste.
 
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JFL IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS MOGS THE AVERAGE MALE
 
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Blacks have been slaves throughout history and are slaves today, they are stupid, smelly and lazy. The only reason jews pump their SMV in their media is to breed the mongrel race slave caste.
What is this cope lol. Whatever rocks your boat.
 
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What is this cope lol. Whatever rocks your boat.
I don't have apes chimping in my surroundings, for me niggers are something exotic, no cope, just stating the plain facts.

The ones women reject. You can keep coping with some pseudo-scientific SFcel drivel.
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When blondes go to india they have to die their hair black to avoid getting kidnapped and i guess bred and worshiped as a goddess by hordes of subhuman indians.
The aryans would have done the world a service by exterminating that whole peninsula and repopulating it, instead of mixing with the dravidian monkeymen, the caste system didn't work.
 
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So basically, don’t be black or gook.
 
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nt sure what u mean
 
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who said that chimp like features are unattractive?
 
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Cope chimps have high fwhr, compact orbitals, wide palate, monstrous forward growth, thick wrist and neck, wide ribcage they just need to shower max and hair cut max and then exotic slayer
Caged at “monstrous forward growth”
 
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good thread ngl
 
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is @thecel back?
 
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I disagree with the body hair part. If you take hair and put it on a muscular body it almost always looks good.
 
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Agree on everything, well done
 
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Cope.


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Chimps aesthetically mog humans like all other great apes.
 
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Chimp rhymes with simp. Coincidence?
 
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Over for chimpcels
 
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best of the best tbh
 
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EARS

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Great thread
 
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the chimp on that photo mogs me to death
 
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I thought big lips were primitive and chimp like
 
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dont be black theory
Bruh wtf never expected vijaykanth in this forum
@inferiorpispot234 @currylightskin @sonofgod07 inga parunga da
 
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Bruh wtf never expected vijaykanth in this forum
@inferiorpispot234 @currylightskin @sonofgod07 inga parunga da
JBV - just be vijayakanth theory :feelsgood:
 
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by this logic, my nosebridgemaxxed kike nose should mog :forcedsmile:
 
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