The 2019 hurricane season is an incel's wet dream, because all the female storms were weak.

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All the female storms were weak tropical storms.
All hurricanes had male names.
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TS = weak storm
H = small hurricane
MH = big hurricane
Saffir–Simpson scale
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2019 North Atlantic tropical cyclone season statistics
20 systemsMay 20 – November 24185 (295)910>$11.59 billion107 (14)
Season aggregates
Storm
name
Dates activeStorm category
at peak intensity
Max 1-min
wind
mph (km/h)
Min.
press.
(mbar)
Areas affectedDamage
(USD)
DeathsRef(s)
Andrea​
May 20–21Subtropical storm40 (65)1006BermudaNoneNone
July 11–15Category 1 hurricane75 (120)993Midwestern United States, Eastern United States, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Great Lakes region$600 million1 (1)[34][35][33]
Three​
July 22–23Tropical depression35 (55)1013The Bahamas, FloridaNoneNone
Chantal​
August 20–23Tropical storm40 (65)1007East Coast of the United StatesNoneNone
August 24 – September 7Category 5 hurricane185 (295)910Windward Islands, Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico, the Bahamas, East Coast of the United States, Eastern Canada>$5.07 billion77 (7)[44][27]
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Erin​
August 26–29Tropical storm40 (65)1002Cuba, The Bahamas, East Coast of the United States, Atlantic CanadaMinimalNone
September 3–5Tropical storm50 (85)1000Northeastern Mexico, South Texas$11.3 million1[67][68]
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Gabrielle​
September 3–10Tropical storm65 (100)995Cape Verde, Ireland, United KingdomNoneNone
September 13–19Category 3 hurricane125 (205)950Hispaniola, Cuba, Bahamas, Southeastern United States, Bermuda, Atlantic Canada, Ireland, United Kingdom>$25 million2[117][71]
Jerry​
September 17–24Category 2 hurricane105 (165)976Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico, BermudaNoneNone
September 17–19Tropical storm45 (75)1003Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas$5 billion6 (1)[78]
September 22–27Tropical storm45 (75)1003Windward Islands, Trinidad and Tobago, Venezuela, U.S. Virgin Islands, British Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico$3.5 millionNone[118]
September 23 – October 2Category 5 hurricane160 (260)925West Africa, Cape Verde, Azores, Ireland, United Kingdom$362 million20[88][119]
October 11–14Tropical storm65 (100)994[nb 3]Mid-Atlantic States, New England, Nova ScotiaMinimalNone
Fifteen​
October 14–16Tropical depression35 (55)1006West Africa, Cape VerdeNoneNone
October 18–19Tropical storm60 (95)996Central America, Mexico, Southeastern United States$125 million0 (3)[95]
October 25–28Category 1 hurricane80 (130)977AzoresNoneNone
Olga
October 25Tropical storm45 (75)998United States Gulf Coast, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi$400 million0 (2)[102][120]
Rebekah​
October 30 – November 1Subtropical storm50 (85)982AzoresNoneNone
Sebastien​
November 19–24Tropical storm70 (110)991Leeward Islands, Azores, British IslesMinimalNone
 
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No, because my wet dreams usually don't involve sexual scenarios or hurricanes. Usually I just have an erection in the dream but non-sexual things are happening.
 
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No, because my wet dreams usually don't involve sexual scenarios or hurricanes. Usually I just have an erection in the dream but non-sexual things are happening.
Makes incels happy because all the big hurricanes were men and the women were weak
 
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Makes incels happy because all the big hurricanes were men and the women were weak
I am an incel and I don't like weak women. I like normal/strong women. I have wet dreams and they're NEVER about weak women or hurricanes. Except for one I had where my friend had this obese ginger GF at a dinner party in a submarine. She was talking about how covid made everyone disconnected and I was thinking it wasn't, it was just secularization and soul-sucking ball-crushing jobs, and I screamed at her "THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN THE DAYS OF CHRIST" and the whole dinner party started laughing at me, thinking I was joking, as people tend to do. People think I'm genuinely a good jokester/funny guy but I never make jokes around normies, I just say things and they think I'm joking. Actually I'm not an incel, I don't identify with incels, but I sort of do, I like incels more than normal men, they're just nicer and smarter usually aside from the mean ones.
 
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I am an incel and I don't like weak women. I like normal/strong women. I have wet dreams and they're NEVER about weak women or hurricanes. Except for one I had where my friend had this obese ginger GF at a dinner party in a submarine. She was talking about how covid made everyone disconnected and I was thinking it wasn't, it was just secularization and soul-sucking ball-crushing jobs, and I screamed at her "THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN THE DAYS OF CHRIST" and the whole dinner party started laughing at me, thinking I was joking, as people tend to do. People think I'm genuinely a good jokester/funny guy but I never make jokes around normies, I just say things and they think I'm joking. Actually I'm not an incel, I don't identify with incels, but I sort of do, I like incels more than normal men, they're just nicer and smarter usually aside from the mean ones.
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I am an incel and I don't like weak women. I like normal/strong women. I have wet dreams and they're NEVER about weak women or hurricanes. Except for one I had where my friend had this obese ginger GF at a dinner party in a submarine. She was talking about how covid made everyone disconnected and I was thinking it wasn't, it was just secularization and soul-sucking ball-crushing jobs, and I screamed at her "THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN THE DAYS OF CHRIST" and the whole dinner party started laughing at me, thinking I was joking, as people tend to do. People think I'm genuinely a good jokester/funny guy but I never make jokes around normies, I just say things and they think I'm joking. Actually I'm not an incel, I don't identify with incels, but I sort of do, I like incels more than normal men, they're just nicer and smarter usually aside from the mean ones.
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