The 7 steps of ascension

Dr. Mog

Dr. Mog

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STEP 1: get jacked. go to step 2 if you get no women

STEP 2: get looksmaxxed facially. go to step 3 if you get no women

STEP 3. get eduated. go to step 4 if you get no women

STEP 4. get rich. go to step 5 if you get no women

STEP 5. get cosmetic procedures and surgeries to looksmaxx further . go to step 6 if you get no women

STEP 6. get a chad mentality by getting self-actualized and realize you don't need anyone else to complete you and it would be the privilege of your partner to be with you- not the other way around. go to step 7 if you get no women.

STEP 7: LDAR and hope to be reincarnated as Pete Davidson or Jason Momoa

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hope to be reincarnated as Pete Davidson

the “just be a 6”4 kike with a 10 inch penis and have pre selection” is the pill that destroyed me the most

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might skip to step 7
 

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