The agepill has come for Ronaldo (unfrauded)

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Mat watson from Carwow
 
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Still has more SMV than everyone of us. :hnghn:
 
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He's like 40 and he's spent his whole life tanning and sunbathing. No surprise his skin didn't age amazingly. But even if he is middle age, he still looks better than the vast majority of men though. He's porked god knows how many Stacies. He has like 4 kids. He has a girlfriend(that he is not even married to, absolute chad move). He is probably in the top 5 of most famous celebrities worldwide. He is close to being a billionaire, if not already a billionaire. He can still pork hotties till he is 80 no matter how he looks just based on fame and money. The agepill never comes for an extremely famous extremely rich Chad as long as his dick works and he isn't dead.
 
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Oh yeah that's the selfie I took with him yesterday
But faggot he's 39 and the quality of that camera Is bad what do you expect huh
 
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He's like 40 and he's spent his whole life tanning and sunbathing. No surprise his skin didn't age amazingly. But even if he is middle age, he still looks better than the vast majority of men though. He's porked god knows how many Stacies. He has like 4 kids. He has a girlfriend(that he is not even married to, absolute chad move). He is probably in the top 5 of most famous celebrities worldwide. He is close to being a billionaire, if not already a billionaire. He can still pork hotties till he is 80 no matter how he looks just based on fame and money. The agepill never comes for an extremely famous extremely rich Chad as long as his dick works and he isn't dead.
That's fine, but the inferiority complex toward Messi remains and haunts him
 
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Oh yeah that's the selfie I took with him yesterday
But faggot he's 39 and the quality of that camera Is bad what do you expect huh
Ronaldo is partly Cape Verdian. He is a nigguh
 
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Just two subhumans.
 
He looks good for 40-years old. Better than most men that age
 
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he aged more between 35 and 40 than he did from 20 to 35
 
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lets pretend he didnt jzst run for 70 minutes, sweats like shit and used a shitty camera with lens distortion:feelsuhh:
 
still looks younger then the turkcel next to him
 
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am I the only one who thinks that he was afraid of being roasted by the media if he missed that 1v1 shot and that's the reason he squared it to bruno?

not because of teamwork or some altruistic reason
 
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am I the only one who thinks that he was afraid of being roasted by the media if he missed that 1v1 shot and that's the reason he squared it to bruno?

not because of teamwork or some altruistic reason
It is because he wanted to be the competition's record-holder in assists
 
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HIIT and tanning is not a good combination
 

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