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Greypiller here , today i will show you how to make a botb worthy looksmaxxing guide that will make even @Clavicular proud

1. Write in this font so its as easily readable for the reader as possible
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Step 2: use all sorts of pseudo science to "back up your claims"
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Step 3 : make it aslong as possible and do not add a tldr , remember 5000+ words minimum
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Step 4 : do not list any side effects , be sure to post about untested/dangerous substances backed up by more pseudoscience eg dnp (used to make bombs btw)
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Step 5 : brag about your many "high iq guides" and dont bump your threads since its muh repfarming and shitposter neet turbo rotter behaviour proceed to also dnrd any question asked about it. Also dont forget to shit on anybody who doesnt post about looksmaxxing 99.8% of the time the peasants who do not talk about looksmaxxing
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Step 6 : have a foid or a psl god in your pfp to assert your dominance on an incel forum

Step no 7 (most important) : dont forget to add a shit ton of pointless gifs
Think About It GIF by Identity

@REGULUS @JohnBaza @itzyaboyJJ @St.Rotter
 
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Make sure it's useless and no one will do it
 
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Greypiller here , today i will show you how to make a botb worthy looksmaxxing guide that will make even @Clavicular proud

1. Write in this font so its as easily readable for the reader as possible
Working Jim Carrey GIF



Step 2: use all sorts of pseudo science to "back up your claims"
chemistry chemical reaction GIF


Step 3 : make it aslong as possible and do not add a tldr , remember 5000+ words minimum
Computer Type GIF by CYBERWAR


Step 4 : do not list any side effects , be sure to post about untested/dangerous substances backed up by more pseudoscience eg dnp (used to make bombs btw)
missing in action 2 explosion GIF


Step 5 : brag about your many "high iq guides" and dont bump your threads since its muh repfarming and shitposter neet turbo rotter behaviour proceed to also dnrd any question asked about it. Also dont forget to shit on anybody who doesnt post about looksmaxxing 99.8% of the time the peasants who do not talk about looksmaxxing
scott disick television GIF by T. Kyle


Step 6 : have a foid or a psl god in your pfp to assert your dominance on an incel forum

Step no 7 (most important) : dont forget to add a shit ton of pointless gifs
Think About It GIF by Identity

@REGULUS @JohnBaza @itzyaboyJJ @St.Rotter
@IOS @Gaygymmaxx @asdvek @swt @chudlite
 
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Make sure it's useless and no one will do it
"yeah just do muh (insert unresearched drug with no known benefits) you will ascend to chadlite:soy:"
 
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make sure its giga water too
 
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Text not big enough and no chatgpt
 
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I'll keep this in mind when I make my guides
 
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Luckily I don't post looksmaxing guides, just entertaining threads that attract quite a lot of engagement..

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Just do drugs and inject yourself with explosives to ascend
 
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Pretty much. I remember Lookism having a bunch of good guides rooted in reality whether it was softmaxxing or the more extreme ways such as surgery. "Looksmaxxing guides" now are insane and obviously written by impressionable teenagers that follow one of the many steroid or self improvement guru snake oil sellers out there. A whole lot of bs pseudoscience and talks of obscure completely random compounds that scientists wouldn't test on a diseased dying lab rat, usually added into the guide because some scientifically illiterate retard found a "study" of like seven senile cancer patients in their late 70s whose testosterone went up 7 ng / dl after taking it.

Crazy how we've gone backwards in looksmaxxing knowledge instead of forwards but it also makes sense with the progressive tiktokfication and third worldification of manosphere communities.
 
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Pretty much. I remember Lookism having a bunch of good guides rooted in reality whether it was softmaxxing or the more extreme ways such as surgery. "Looksmaxxing guides" now are insane and obviously written by impressionable teenagers that follow one of the many steroid or self improvement guru snake oil sellers out there. A whole lot of bs pseudoscience and talks of obscure completely random compounds that scientists wouldn't test on a diseased dying lab rat, usually added into the guide because some scientifically illiterate retard found a "study" of like seven senile cancer patients in their late 70s whose testosterone went up 7 ng / dl after taking it.

Crazy how we've gone backwards in looksmaxxing knowledge instead of forwards but it also makes sense with the progressive tiktokfication and third worldification of manosphere communities.
Me and @Filler actually archived the old lookism guides, since we are on the topic @Filler can you send me the rest in pms (i only have half of them) so i can send them to marshall:soy:
 
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