The baldcel theory

[not__cel]

baldcels are contained in xangsanes basement and forced to put out cope after cope in videos on YouTube to feed to baldcel trafficking ring

they’ll find a victim in the comments asking for help with hair loss and tell them to meet up for ‘finastride’ this a Jew plant

they will soon wake up in a generic room forced to post videos coping about ‘intellegence’

‘Just status max and be masculine’

and ‘foids will like you if your a high value man’

for food one day the fbi will discover this and lead them to safety

 

[boss8055]

 

[not__cel]

You can tell it’s cope because they never have a foid on any of their shows if it isn’t an of whore
We hope they’ll return safely

 

[not__cel]

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“Looks aren’t everything trust me bro though I haven’t booked the same modeling gigs after I lost my hair” it’s a cold world once you realize looks are 99% of it you’ll feel much freer

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Brandon Carter is a Tyrone

 

[not__cel]

Brandon Carter is a Tyrone

Why don’t we see foid approach him then or even just see any show interest before knowing he has a social media following

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Why don’t we see foid approach him then or even just see any show interest before knowing he has a social media following

How would you even see that? Like girls just walking up to him and start hitting on him in the middle of making a video? Idk why we would have any insight into his love life.

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Brandon Carter is like the only few baldcels who look good bald anyway so he really doesnt count

 

[not__cel]

How would you even see that? Like girls just walking up to him and start hitting on him in the middle of making a video? Idk why we would have any insight into his love life.

It would give insight because it would show he’s actually Tyrone and isn’t just larp

 

[not__cel]

Brandon Carter is like the only few baldcels who look good bald anyway so he really doesnt count

Attractive to men not foids under 26

 

[looksmaxxing223]

Attractive to men not foids under 26

yeah and so is like 90% of PSL gods, most foids go for tiktok boys not niggas who look like hernan drago

 

[not__cel]

yeah and so is like 90% of PSL gods, most foids go for tiktok boys not niggas who look like hernan drago

Chico was being swarmed with foids before he became a psl legend

And barrett too so that’s just cope

 

[not__cel]

Chico was being swarmed with foids before he became a psl legend

And barrett too so that’s just cope

Also opry I found the video

 

[Eriot Lodger]

It would give insight because it would show he’s actually Tyrone and isn’t just larp

Here's a random video of his from 7 years ago before he blew up doing OHPs with sexy women

 

[not__cel]

Here's a random video of his from 7 years ago before he blew up doing OHPs with sexy women

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