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You have to fail to achieve success in this dangerous world. Like building a simple box with eight vertices. Your first try collapses. You learn from your errors and try again. It stays together! A girl smiles at you. Aww, her wittle heart appreciates your problem solving. Good job, buddy.
But wealthy families with retarded children don't care about building any fucking box. They're already rich! However, they know the millions of non-rich kids are not only learning about proper box construction, but they're planning on building a massive one around the greedy families to suffocate them into homeless people. These rich assholes conceived an idea... that was so crazy...
In 2001, during the planning of the September 11 tantrum, the shady members of our society and their lavishly paid lawmakers and spiteful dipshits forced public schools to pass all kids regardless of failing grades—the No Child Left Behind Act. They knew a child who doesn't learn from his failure is unlikely to achieve greatness. METAPHOR POWER, ACTIVATE!
Ten boxes represent success. One of them contains a deadly snake called Die Motherfucker. All children will face this metaphor after high school. Before the World Trade Center's Homeland Security initiation, the child was taught to use a stick when opening the boxes. And so he finds the snake. Quickly, a group of kids sprays the serpent with Raid. The snake freaks out. He violently jolts, tremors, and dies. Well, not right away. His jerks continued for several minutes while his eyes welled with tears from the agonizing pain. His mouth opens, and blood slithers from it, foreshadowing an ominous conclusion. Finally, after the roach spray is empty, the snake departs from this world. A girl kisses the box opener on his cheek. She says, "Thank you. I feel safer now."
The public school board decided that kids will not learn about the boxes anymore. They will skip this course and graduate school anyway. So the child won't ever learn about the sneaky Motherfucker. Not only that, they removed box construction as well, so the child won't even know how to survive without his parents.
Years later, a young adult comes across ten boxes. Seeing that he doesn't use a stick and begins opening them while saliva drools from the corners of his mouth, we can ascertain that this was once a child, not left behind. Uh-oh... he opens the box with the warning label that's rattling as his eyes widen with anticipation. Die Motherfucker bites him. He dies.
Another metaphor Looksmax apprentices could better appreciate is called Where Did I Come From?
Let's assume your mother is a nasty fucking sleazebag whore all men leave behind. But she wasn't always like this. Many years ago, before she decided not to swallow you as she had done to thousands of your potential siblings who became turd riders, she was a wholesome, beautiful moron. Many boys wanted to pound her precocious vagina into a cesspool of damaged goods. She knew how beautiful she was and overinflated her company as a priceless commodity. But one day, a group of niggas convinced her that she was one of them. "Shiet, you muh nigga, gurl."
They tricked her—flipped her—dicked her—and later pimped her to other niggas. These niggas are the public school board and political agenda, any questions?
But wealthy families with retarded children don't care about building any fucking box. They're already rich! However, they know the millions of non-rich kids are not only learning about proper box construction, but they're planning on building a massive one around the greedy families to suffocate them into homeless people. These rich assholes conceived an idea... that was so crazy...
In 2001, during the planning of the September 11 tantrum, the shady members of our society and their lavishly paid lawmakers and spiteful dipshits forced public schools to pass all kids regardless of failing grades—the No Child Left Behind Act. They knew a child who doesn't learn from his failure is unlikely to achieve greatness. METAPHOR POWER, ACTIVATE!
Ten boxes represent success. One of them contains a deadly snake called Die Motherfucker. All children will face this metaphor after high school. Before the World Trade Center's Homeland Security initiation, the child was taught to use a stick when opening the boxes. And so he finds the snake. Quickly, a group of kids sprays the serpent with Raid. The snake freaks out. He violently jolts, tremors, and dies. Well, not right away. His jerks continued for several minutes while his eyes welled with tears from the agonizing pain. His mouth opens, and blood slithers from it, foreshadowing an ominous conclusion. Finally, after the roach spray is empty, the snake departs from this world. A girl kisses the box opener on his cheek. She says, "Thank you. I feel safer now."
The public school board decided that kids will not learn about the boxes anymore. They will skip this course and graduate school anyway. So the child won't ever learn about the sneaky Motherfucker. Not only that, they removed box construction as well, so the child won't even know how to survive without his parents.
Years later, a young adult comes across ten boxes. Seeing that he doesn't use a stick and begins opening them while saliva drools from the corners of his mouth, we can ascertain that this was once a child, not left behind. Uh-oh... he opens the box with the warning label that's rattling as his eyes widen with anticipation. Die Motherfucker bites him. He dies.
Another metaphor Looksmax apprentices could better appreciate is called Where Did I Come From?
Let's assume your mother is a nasty fucking sleazebag whore all men leave behind. But she wasn't always like this. Many years ago, before she decided not to swallow you as she had done to thousands of your potential siblings who became turd riders, she was a wholesome, beautiful moron. Many boys wanted to pound her precocious vagina into a cesspool of damaged goods. She knew how beautiful she was and overinflated her company as a priceless commodity. But one day, a group of niggas convinced her that she was one of them. "Shiet, you muh nigga, gurl."
They tricked her—flipped her—dicked her—and later pimped her to other niggas. These niggas are the public school board and political agenda, any questions?
