The benefits of being incel!

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ITT we discuss about the benefits of being incel!

Every coin has two sides!
I want to encourage my fellow incels to think positively for once!

inb4 cope:

It's extremely unlikely for an incel to catch sexual diseases such as HIV, or herpes.
Truecels can't get divorce raped.
Blackpilled incels have tons of knowledge about facial aesthetics.
etc.
 
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Take the if you dont anything with this knowledgepill. Rot or ascend. This post wont be appreciated man, but i thank u for ur effort
 
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Benefits of being volcel*
 
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Thanks. This is very unfortunate.
 
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Rich truecels can definitely be divorce raped
And they’re probably more likely to be
 
Blackpilled incels have tons of knowledge about facial aesthetics.

i don't think knowing what a recessed maxilla or a whatchamacallit growth is will be of any benefit to anyone in everyday life.

only benefit for an incel is more time available to invest in himself, which most of them choose to waste anyways.
 
Benefits of being volcel*
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don’t have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something “yummy”, you don’t have to buy twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don’t have to share
19. You don’t have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn’t hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.
24. You don’t have to use the “headache” excuse anymore.
25. You don’t have to worry as much about the “oops, I’m pregnant” factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don’t have to live with someone who can’t stand your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
34. You don’t have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.
39. No one else’s annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying “what?” or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you’re into that kind of thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you’re into that kind of thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
45. You don’t ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.
46. There’s only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away… forever.
51. You don’t have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole “old maid” thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don’t even have to hide it!)
57. You don’t have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it’s okay to look (and flirt).
68. It’s easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You’re the only person who gets to decide if you “need to make more money.”
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
72. You don’t have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That’s 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.
77. You don’t have to deal with someone else’s kids all the time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don’t have to deal with “compliment fishing.”
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone “right now!”
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn’t selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)
 
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1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don’t have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something “yummy”, you don’t have to buy twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don’t have to share
19. You don’t have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn’t hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.
24. You don’t have to use the “headache” excuse anymore.
25. You don’t have to worry as much about the “oops, I’m pregnant” factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don’t have to live with someone who can’t stand your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
34. You don’t have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.
39. No one else’s annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying “what?” or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you’re into that kind of thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you’re into that kind of thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
45. You don’t ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.
46. There’s only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away… forever.
51. You don’t have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole “old maid” thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don’t even have to hide it!)
57. You don’t have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it’s okay to look (and flirt).
68. It’s easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You’re the only person who gets to decide if you “need to make more money.”
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
72. You don’t have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That’s 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.
77. You don’t have to deal with someone else’s kids all the time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don’t have to deal with “compliment fishing.”
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone “right now!”
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn’t selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)
you can still do all of those things
 
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Without benefits, every normie can become mgtow
 
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don’t have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something “yummy”, you don’t have to buy twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don’t have to share
19. You don’t have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn’t hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.
24. You don’t have to use the “headache” excuse anymore.
25. You don’t have to worry as much about the “oops, I’m pregnant” factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don’t have to live with someone who can’t stand your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.
34. You don’t have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.
39. No one else’s annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying “what?” or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you’re into that kind of thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you’re into that kind of thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.
45. You don’t ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.
46. There’s only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away… forever.
51. You don’t have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole “old maid” thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don’t even have to hide it!)
57. You don’t have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it’s okay to look (and flirt).
68. It’s easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You’re the only person who gets to decide if you “need to make more money.”
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.
72. You don’t have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That’s 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.
77. You don’t have to deal with someone else’s kids all the time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don’t have to deal with “compliment fishing.”
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone “right now!”
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn’t selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)
Sounds like reddit pasta
 
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you can still do all of those things
I copy pasted them from a website, I didn't write the list.

And no, you can't still do all those things if you get into a committed relationship or you get married.

The list is about bachelorhood. You can be a bachelor and have sex. Volcel=voluntary bachelor which is why I included the list.
 
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I copy pasted them from a website, I didn't write the list.

And no, you can't still do all those things if you get into a committed relationship or you get married.

The list is about bachelorhood. You can be a bachelor and have sex. Volcel=voluntary bachelor which is why I included the list.
you can do anything if you know how to lie good enough
 
you can do anything if you know how to lie good enough
There is no value in an abusive relationship, not even for the manipulator, you're better off just staying single if your plan is to lie and be manipulative.
 
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nah hes just an autist
No, I literally copy pasted it from mgtow.com
 
There is no value in an abusive relationship, not even for the manipulator, you're better off just staying single if your plan is to lie and be manipulative.
light triad cope, women love abusive/dark triad chads
 
you have the whole bed for you alone! :soy:
 
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light triad cope, women love abusive/dark triad chads
The reason why women love assholes isn't because of their asshole behaviour but because they tend to be confident, have higher social skills, they are more dominant, they are stronger, and they are more charming. So, when compared to the pushover who yields to women, isn't able to decide, puts himself last and is too polite, the asshole wins every time.

So, if you can have all those asshole qualities without being an asshole, you can have even more success than if you were an asshole.

In other words, women love dark triad men because they are charming, cool, confident and have self respect, not because they treat them like trash. So if you replicate the behaviour without those strengths, you'll have even less success with women than if you had acted normally (without being a pushover or an asshole).
 
The reason why women love assholes isn't because of their asshole behaviour but because they tend to be confident, have higher social skills, they are more dominant, they are stronger, and they are more charming. So, when compared to the pushover who yields to women, isn't able to decide, puts himself last and is too polite, the asshole wins every time.

So, if you can have all those asshole qualities without being an asshole, you can have even more success than if you were an asshole.

In other words, women love dark triad men because they are charming, cool, confident and have self respect, not because they treat them like trash. So if you replicate the behaviour without those strengths, you'll have even less success with women than if you had acted normally (without being a pushover or an asshole).
redpill cope bro

dark triad = higher chance of survival

this is biology
 
i don't think knowing what a recessed maxilla or a whatchamacallit growth is will be of any benefit to anyone in everyday life.

only benefit for an incel is more time available to invest in himself, which most of them choose to waste anyways.
You could be a cosmetic surgeon
 
The reason why women love assholes isn't because of their asshole behaviour but because they tend to be confident, have higher social skills, they are more dominant, they are stronger, and they are more charming. So, when compared to the pushover who yields to women, isn't able to decide, puts himself last and is too polite, the asshole wins every time.

So, if you can have all those asshole qualities without being an asshole, you can have even more success than if you were an asshole.

In other words, women love dark triad men because they are charming, cool, confident and have self respect, not because they treat them like trash. So if you replicate the behaviour without those strengths, you'll have even less success with women than if you had acted normally (without being a pushover or an asshole).
Nah because most bad boys are good looking and most nice guys are ugly
 
redpill cope bro

dark triad = higher chance of survival

this is biology
You're no better than the mgtow community honestly if you really believe that. You generalize too much, not everybody is the same. And humans aren't wild animals, we are highly intelligent animals, there is a difference.
 
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this is like citing the benefits of being bullied......there are none lol
 
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Are you incel?
Was chaddy but im balding and girls no longer check me out outside im an invisible balding mess so im "incel" for 1 year now till i get a hair transplant .
 
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32. The cute secretary is fair game.
Sounds like a very fast way to get fired and changing your occupation to a full-time registered sex offender.
 
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You kill yourself sooner, so you avoid joint pains of old age.
 
Just look at the positive side bro
Benefits of being homeless:

Your house never gets messy since you don’t have one

You don’t have ti worry about losing your house because you’re already homeless

You know all sorts of things about what kinds of trash are edible

Sounds like being homeless is a blast
 
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Just look at the positive side bro
Benefits of being homeless:

Your house never gets messy since you don’t have one

You don’t have ti worry about losing your house because you’re already homeless

You know all sorts of things about what kinds of trash are edible

Sounds like being homeless is a blast
Lots of good things!

No debt.
You can travel the world.
You don't have to sleep at the same place every night.
You get to know other homeless people.
You learn how to survive with absolutely nothing.
 
Sounds like a very fast way to get fired and changing your occupation to a full-time registered sex offender.

Not if you don't work together, and that's what it means on the list. False rape allegations are a myth invented by the mgtow cult. They do happen sometimes but usually only with rich men who have something to lose, not nobodies who have no wealth to offer.
 
Not if you don't work together, and that's what it means on the list. False rape allegations are a myth invented by the mgtow cult. They do happen sometimes but usually only with rich men who have something to lose, not nobodies who have no wealth to offer.
Some secretary could feel offended if a random ugly guy who also works there hits on her and could easily file a complaint and get the guy fired. If human resources refuses to do anything about it, she could then sue the company and receive compensation.
 

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