The Best Dating Coach

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thecel

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This dating coach is rated low on Yelp, but IMO she’s great because she points out your flaws straight up front.

I bet if you were truecel she’d tell you, “Give up man, it never began for you.”
 
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first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
 
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if he had @Britishlooksmaxxer confidence this could never happen
 
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first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
One mans trash is another mans treasure
 
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no dating coach for his face
 
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looks like @ArabIncel has moved on to greater things
 
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looks like @ArabIncel has moved on to greater things
arabincel unironically mogs this socially akward, liberal subhuman
 
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jfl the date he goes on
1597607586976

Its over


even me at my worst did better
 
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