The best part about being a Chad

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Is being able to order legit hot girls to your house straight from OLD

You wouldn't ever have to fucking drink and waste your money going out to clubs, getting hangovers, wasting time on dates ect

Must feel fucking insane

I've probably spent thousands over the past decade on alcohol and going out, just to get shut down and ending the night enraged. Ruining my physique even further by buying kebabs to cope afterwards too
 
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@6ft4 Thoughts?
 
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It’s even better if she brings food with her
 
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Chad can order pussy on demand. Cruel world.
 
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It’s even better if she brings food with her
I only got this treatment when I had already met/fucked the girl once. It was still pretty good

But having a never ending supply of stacylites and stacies coming to your house without having ever seen them is just utterly insane
 
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Legit

instead of masturbating they can just order hot girls to their house fuck what a luxury
 
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Imagine browsing Tinder like you're browsing Uber Eats, knowing your 'food' is only 30 mins away from arriving

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I think you are overdosing bruh, stop posting blackpills and inhale some copium
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@DoctorLooksmax
 
Have you seen this happen?
 
Please can you stop with these brutal blackpills man half of your threads make me punch my wall.
 
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Most overrated user here. Just one dimension posts.
Nothing new.
 
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Please can you stop with these brutal blackpills man half of your threads make me punch my wall.
I have a few more lined up

Need more time tho jfl
 
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I can order 4/10s like pizza but it’s not quite the same rush I won’t lie
 
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I can order 4/10s like pizza but it’s not quite the same rush I won’t lie
You feel terrible towards sub 5 girls during post nut clarity, i legit feel like throwing up
 
I have a few more lined up

Need more time tho jfl
Mods should ban you tbh, i think you are greatly reduce userbase here since they cant handle this shit. Right now some of them ordering rope ngl :feelskek:
 
I can order 4/10s like pizza but it’s not quite the same rush I won’t lie
Low demand garbage ethnic corner shop pizza that tastes like shit

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vs Chad's premium authentic luxury deluxe

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Meanwhile i bring alcohol and snacks when im meeting beckies from tinder :lul::feelshah:
 
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i cant even order ubereats
 
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Now I want to order some pizza to cope :ogre:
 
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You feel terrible towards sub 5 girls during post nut clarity, i legit feel like throwing up
Depends tbh- I fucked a 2.5 the other week and felt legit disgusted afterwarss

Fucking a girl who’s just slightly sub 5 can be enjoyable still

But yeah legit uglies it awful
 
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Chad lives another reality
I cannot cope
 
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Depends tbh- I fucked a 2.5 the other week and felt legit disgusted afterwarss

Fucking a girl who’s just slightly sub 5 can be enjoyable still

But yeah legit uglies it awful
Is it bluepill to ask why you do it? If there's networking involved for other stuff I get that.

May I ask have you come close to anything on the Doctor Who looking avi?
 
Is it bluepill to ask why you do it? If there's networking involved for other stuff I get that.

May I ask have you come close to anything on the Doctor Who looking avi?

Well she had body halo but her face was legit hideous

I’m one of the few people here who doesn’t just larp that every girl I slayed was a staceylite but then simulateously call famous celebrity women and tiktok stars with 1 million + followers ‘Muh just becky’

She was bottom 1% facial- hideously reccessed with ugly features- and not like some girls with bite issues who still somehow look somewhat cute

That’s just how low I had to go to get a girl with a nice body
 
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Is being able to order legit hot girls to your house straight from OLD

You wouldn't ever have to fucking drink and waste your money going out to clubs, getting hangovers, wasting time on dates ect

Must feel fucking insane

I've probably spent thousands over the past decade on alcohol and going out, just to get shut down and ending the night enraged. Ruining my physique even further by buying kebabs to cope afterwards too
Don't buy hoes no drinks.
 
If it makes anyone feel better, I am running a Maherfish in NYC rn. He just matched a former US open tennis player yesterday or Saturday with a knockout hourglass body.

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Depends tbh- I fucked a 2.5 the other week and felt legit disgusted afterwarss

Fucking a girl who’s just slightly sub 5 can be enjoyable still

But yeah legit uglies it awful
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do you shape your eyebrows like this? the outer part of your eyebrows should be longer tbh
I think its just shit lighting
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If it makes anyone feel better, I am running a Maherfish in NYC rn. He just matched a former US open tennis player yesterday or Saturday with a knockout hourglass body.

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Well she had body halo but her face was legit hideous

I’m one of the few people here who doesn’t just larp that every girl I slayed was a staceylite but then simulateously call famous celebrity women and tiktok stars with 1 million + followers ‘Muh just becky’

She was bottom 1% facial- hideously reccessed with ugly features- and not like some girls with bite issues who still somehow look somewhat cute

That’s just how low I had to go to get a girl with a nice body
Not really sure what to say man. I mean the percentage thing could be exaggerated but either way thx for sharing. Was almost going to mention Medusa effect but every depiction of her is cybergoth stacies.
 
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I will never be Chad! Time to rope!
 
The amount of copium you have to ingest after witnessing chad slaying countless stacies is like getting surgery for lack of food. It’s just a lesson in futility.
 
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I can "order" htbs and stacylites once every 2-3 days
Actually i still have to go to dates because i Just can't invite them in my room
I would suicide if i wasn't able to do so. I don't know how the average male bears 0 matches, 0 beckies, 0 sexual offers.
 
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