the best rulers of history were all under 6ft

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napoleon- 5ft6
ceasar- 5ft7
alexander teh great- 5ft6
nicholas II of russia- 5ft7
constantine XI palaiologos- 5ft8
pepin the short- 5ft6
augustus- 5ft7
constantine the great- 5ft7
frederick the great- 5ft6

do i really have to create a whole list of things for yall
theres more to it then this btw

inb4 muh diff time, most of these were just a thousand years, nothing much in the grand scheme of things
 
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cope
 
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@Mogs Me like a prophet i predicted someone would say this

how can these lanklets not have above 100 iq, maybe all their stats been put in their legs or smt
fakcing retards
 
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Maybe becasue humans were way shorter back then u uneducated fuck
 
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@Mogs Me like a prophet i predicted someone would say this

how can these lanklets not have above 100 iq, maybe all their stats been put in their legs or smt
fakcing retards
im not even tall myself im only 180
but ur just coping
ur not like these guys bud ur a random on .org
 
Normal height back then
 
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cope my lord and savior TRUMP is 6'2"
 
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Maybe becasue humans were way shorter back then u uneducated fuck
lol the barbaric nordic races were taller, but at once they were conquered by shorter armies in the mediterranean areas

imagine being a nordic nigga, prob 6ft + and getting humbled by roman armies who were shorter then you:forcedsmile:

silly gooses needed to learn from people shorter then them😢🤙🤙
 
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All us presidents have been at least 6ft
 
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Normal height back then
jfl should i make a thread debunking this absolut cope

u fucking idiot, there were alot of races that were tall back then
the african cultures of the kushites were 6ft+
the nordic barbaric races in teh northern europe were 6ft+

tehy all would fall at will to roman armies, how can u claim this
 
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They needed a way to cope for being short
They were all so tuff tho
 
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average height during that time, mightve even been above average height
 
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All us presidents have been at least 6ft
prob the only good thing the barbaric races have done since rome was conquered by a slave religion, they still had their culture intact going into modernity, and thus they were able to dominate the landscape

but historically, before rome was conquered by chrstianity and even the byzantine empire after rome, had better armies and culture then nords or any other taller race
 
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This is why I’m 5’u
 
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average height during that time, mightve even been above average height
omfg, nigga ur ancestors were likely laughed at by romans, and byzantines, niggas had to go to americas bc they knew europe belonged to med bvlls
 
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napoleon- 5ft6
ceasar- 5ft7
alexander teh great- 5ft6
nicholas II of russia- 5ft7
constantine XI palaiologos- 5ft8
pepin the short- 5ft6
augustus- 5ft7
constantine the great- 5ft7
frederick the great- 5ft6

do i really have to create a whole list of things for yall
theres more to it then this btw

inb4 muh diff time, most of these were just a thousand years, nothing much in the grand scheme of things
 

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omfg, nigga ur ancestors were likely laughed at by romans, and byzantines, niggas had to go to americas bc they knew europe belonged to med bvlls
because of their heights or? i dont get what you’re talking about
 
The used to call napoleon the corsican ogre
Really? He did not look like an ogre at all lol. Maybe it was because how he usually acted?
Also where did you learn this
 
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Really? He did not look like an ogre at all lol. Maybe it was because how he usually acted?
Also where did you learn this
He was pretty deformed especially as he aged. I’m interested in reading about the napoleonic wars unlike @alurmo
 
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because of their heights or? i dont get what you’re talking about
lol at u throwing the cope of muh historical senses to me

its not how that works, ancient rulers were from noble famalies, they had nutrition, they had what they needed, its only the genes, inflation couldve played a factor but they didnt have that
 
jfl should i make a thread debunking this absolut cope

u fucking idiot, there were alot of races that were tall back then
the african cultures of the kushites were 6ft+
the nordic barbaric races in teh northern europe were 6ft+

tehy all would fall at will to roman armies, how can u claim this
No one cares about your nigger cope
 
He was pretty deformed especially as he aged. I’m interested in reading about the napoleonic wars unlike @alurmo
just watch a youtube summary bro, imagine reading abt a single figure
would rather read abt wars and shiet
 
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lol at u throwing the cope of muh historical senses to me

its not how that works, ancient rulers were from noble famalies, they had nutrition, they had what they needed, its only the genes, inflation couldve played a factor but they didnt have that
napoleon literally wasnt short though, he was above average height for france during that time

who knows of the others, you shouldve mentioned actual manlets like atilla the hun though
 
Just watch Waterloo (1970)
i only have a book abt the crusade wars, cuz thats the most philosophical one imo, christians picking up swords and warping the originial text to justify a war, obv other factors were involved
 
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jfl should i make a thread debunking this absolut cope

u fucking idiot, there were alot of races that were tall back then
the african cultures of the kushites were 6ft+
the nordic barbaric races in teh northern europe were 6ft+

tehy all would fall at will to roman armies, how can u claim this
didnt the nordic barbarians cause the fall of the western roman empire? and sweep their way through north africa, also afaik those two cultures are basically the only ones that were drinking milk during the roman era

idk what the kushites were doing with romans but they had barely any communication with each other if they did

but yes i agree most ancient leaders were short by todays standards
 
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Cope manlet dwarf
nigga ill do u like that one bjj nigga did clav
facking takedown into side control into kimura and tease the rear naked choke while flowing into back control

ill make u look like a sperm swimming in water lanklet
 
forgettable historical name compared to the rest lets be frl
Better than pepin,nicholi,fredrick and is a large reason for cold war and russia position in the world today
 
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even on this forum im superior then lanklets, i postmog u, i iqmog you, i repmog you
Not a lanklet and i support manlet rights

But none of those men were particularly short except for pepin. We have conscription data for soldiers during the napoleonic wars. From all sides the average height was in the region of 5'5-5'7.
 
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nigga ill do u like that one bjj nigga did clav
facking takedown into side control into kimura and tease the rear naked choke while flowing into back control

ill make u look like a sperm swimming in water lanklet
I have been training mma since i was 8 so not happening manlet now think of the weight and height difference that would be a great raping session of your dwarf ass look up Khazmat vs Mighty mouse you will know the difference
 
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I have been training mma since i was 8 so not happening manlet now think of the weight and height difference that would be a great raping session of your dwarf ass look up Khazmat vs Mighty mouse you will know the difference
Mma not comparable to bjj son:forcedsmile:
Blue belt in bjj mogs mma most of the time no matter height:lul:
 
Mma not comparable to bjj son:forcedsmile:
Blue belt in bjj mogs mma most of the time no matter height:lul:
This gotta be a ragebait mma is the most complete combat sport ever
 
Mma not comparable to bjj son:forcedsmile:
Blue belt in bjj mogs mma most of the time no matter height:lul:
Name 1 bjj champion that can beat Jon Jones, Fedor or Islam
 
who are any of these people
 
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inb4 muh diff time, most of these were just a thousand years, nothing much in the grand scheme of things
the average between 1940s and 33AD didnt vary much
only in the modern day our nutrition got better
 
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