The Best Softmax of Today - Goateemaxxing

[Jonas2k7]

Goateemaxxing

• Can easily hide your long philtrum.

Gandy hides his long philtrum with one too. His chin-to-philtrum ratio is still great, but a "longish" philtrum still looks shit IMO.

• Adds dimorphism to the face. Makes you look more "dark", which is ideal.
• Better coloring (if dark goatee) and appeals to women that like and don't like beards, as it's in the golden middle of both.
• Can increase your perceived chin height. So the hair on the chin can basically be used to fraud chin height through a bit more length.
• Only covers the mouth and chin area, hollow cheeks are still visible.

I personally rock a goatee too. Just trim your goatee every now and then, I keep mine a bit longer than Gandy to make up for the empty patches in my beard.

Tags: @NZb6Air @wastedspermcel @chudlite @garoupilled_ @Outerz14 @tombradylover (you had a goatee too, right?) @truthhurts @MA_ascender @Gengar @PeakIncels

 

[chudlite]

Goateemaxxing

• Can easily hide your long philtrum.

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Gandy hides his long philtrum with one too. His chin-to-philtrum ratio is still great, but a "longish" philtrum still looks shit IMO.

• Adds dimorphism to the face. Makes you look more "dark", which is ideal.
• Better coloring (if dark goatee) and appeals to women that like and don't like beards, as it's in the golden middle of both.
• Can increase your perceived chin height. So the hair on the chin can basically be used to fraud chin height through a bit more length.
• Only covers the mouth and chin area, hollow cheeks are still visible.

I personally rock a goatee too. Just trim your goatee every now and then, I keep mine a bit longer than Gandy to make up for the empty patches in my beard.

Tags: @NZb6Air @wastedspermcel @chudlite @garoupilled_ @Outerz14 @tombradylover (you had a goatee too, right?) @truthhurts @MA_ascender @Gengar @PeakIncels

mousatache mogs

 

[HotDork]

Yeah it looks good on some men and it elongates the face / head in perception too.

 

[Jonas2k7]

mousatache mogs

Lacks the benefits of the lower part of the goatee IMO

• Frauding chin height
• Looks incomplete without the rest of the goatee

 

[PrimalPlasty]

what if you dont have hollow cheeks and try to "fraud" with a beard, i cant grow that much of a beard yet but im curious

 

[kazak]

yeh lol I get hard carried by mine, my upper lip height and chin make me look fkn Indian so I cope with a goatee, had two fwbs ghost me the one time I shaved it off

 

[deepfuckingvalue]

Yeah I goateemax and it’s a very good softmax. I’ve noticed some improvement in my appearance

 

[deepfuckingvalue]

yeh lol I get hard carried by mine, my upper lip height and chin make me look fkn Indian so I cope with a goatee, had two fwbs ghost me the one time I shaved it off

Remove those earrings expeditiously unless you’re lesbianmaxing?

 

[Roge]

How long is long philtrum and what are exact measurements or ratios that will make goatee look bad / good

 

[Roge]

yeh lol I get hard carried by mine, my upper lip height and chin make me look fkn Indian so I cope with a goatee, had two fwbs ghost me the one time I shaved it off

The earrings

You are probably in some g-strings rn too, am I right?

 

[kazak]

Remove those earrings expeditiously unless you’re lesbianmaxing?

no i just look gay in that pic cz my shoulder placement

The earrings

You are probably in some g-strings rn too, am I right?

rocks in your ear gets you lays incel

 

[gods lonely man]

yeh lol I get hard carried by mine, my upper lip height and chin make me look fkn Indian so I cope with a goatee, had two fwbs ghost me the one time I shaved it off

Wtf we look extremely similar and why are you posting your picture on here delete it asap

 

[Jonas2k7]

what if you dont have hollow cheeks and try to "fraud" with a beard, i cant grow that much of a beard yet but im curious

IMO a full beard looks bad, even more if it's not that dense. It should only be used for frauding the whole lower third if it's subhuman level

But test it out bro, you could try the "full beard style" first and then the goatee.

 

[Jonas2k7]

yeh lol I get hard carried by mine, my upper lip height and chin make me look fkn Indian so I cope with a goatee, had two fwbs ghost me the one time I shaved it off

Mirin, makes you look more masculine and dark

 

[Jonas2k7]

Remove those earrings expeditiously unless you’re lesbianmaxing?

I didn't even see the earrings, they don't make him less masculine tho

 

[Jonas2k7]

How long is long philtrum

Everything over 15mm, correct me if I'm wrong

and what are exact measurements or ratios that will make goatee look bad

Nothing really, even with a short philtrum you can rock a goatee

 

[Roge]

Everything over 15mm, correct me if I'm wrong

Nothing really, even with a short philtrum you can rock a goatee

Is 15+ really long when usually its considered ideal? Probably long has to be slightly further from ideal

 

[Jonas2k7]

Is 15+ really long when usually its considered ideal? Probably long has to be slightly further from ideal

15-20 is longish, everything over that becomes increasingly longer
Btw start repping my posts

 

[Roge]

15-20 is longish, everything over that becomes increasingly longer
Btw start repping my posts View attachment 3246578

Idk I have 15mm measured with ruler and my chin : philtrum is 3.0

 

[Jonas2k7]

Idk I have 15mm measured with ruler and my chin : philtrum is 3.0

I think this is the optimal range, so you're good bhai

 

[Jonas2k7]

@shia.jihadist is goatee permitted in your religion? Opinion on goatees overall?

 

[shia.jihadist]

@shia.jihadist is goatee permitted in your religion? Opinion on goatees overall?

clean shaving the beard is haram so as long as a part of the beard is still present then its permissible

full beard mogs though

 

[shia.jihadist]

accident

 

[Jonas2k7]

clean shaving the beard is haram so as long as a part of the beard is still present then its permissible

full beard mogs though

It's sunnah and shiet right

 

[shia.jihadist]

It's sunnah and shiet right

having a full beard is sunnah (recommended) but not clean shaving the beard is fard (mandatory)

 

[Jonas2k7]

having a full beard is sunnah (recommended) but not clean shaving the beard is fard (mandatory)

Do you think the ability to grow a dense thick beard by middle easterners is due to the generational habit of having a full beard because of Islam? Would mean that it made y'all have better beard genetics.

 

[shia.jihadist]

Do you think the ability to grow a dense thick beard by middle easterners is due to the generational habit of having a full beard because of Islam? Would mean that it made y'all have better beard genetics.

idk tbh but i dont think a generational thing would develop in only 1400 years
maybe though

also im not middle eastern

 

[Jonas2k7]

idk tbh but i dont think a generational thing would develop in only 1400 years
maybe though

1400 years is a long time tho

also im not middle eastern

Pakistani right?

 

[shia.jihadist]

Pakistani right?

yes

 

[Jonas2k7]

yes

How is the blackpill and Islam in unison for you?

 

[shia.jihadist]

How is the blackpill and Islam in unison for you?

being born unattractive is a test from Allah like all other tests

 

[Jonas2k7]

bump

 

[Jonas2k7]