The best thing about being 4'2

[optimisticzoomer]

Is that everything feels more spacious. It's like permanently having extra leg room, more space to stretch etc. You basically get a better bang for your buck

 

[The Homelander]

Stop making fun of people who are actually short
I’m 5’1 this isn’t funny

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Stop making fun of people who are actually short
I’m 5’1 this isn’t funny

You're very tall

 

[The Homelander]

You're very tall

thx saar

 

[asdvek]

man it sucks to be 2'7 my situation is unfortunate

 

[optimisticzoomer]

man it sucks to be 2'7 my situation is unfortunate

Why does that suck? That's even better

 

[asdvek]

Why does that suck? That's even better

i cant open doors

 

[The Homelander]

i cant open doors

are you actually 2’7??

 

[asdvek]

are you actually 2’7??

yeah man no need to rub it in my face like that

 

[The Homelander]

yeah man no need to rub it in my face like that

sorry man
maybe u can get limb lengthening and reach 3’1

 

[asdvek]

sorry man
maybe u can get limb lengthening and reach 3’1

the rods they insert in the leg for lengthening are too long for my legs, my legs are like super short my height is in the torso

 

[optimisticzoomer]

sorry man
maybe u can get limb lengthening and reach 3’1

Part of the beauty of being small is your body works better, you have less aches etc
Leg lengthening would fuck that
Unless you're short because of some condition. I'm 4'2 but with normal proportions. I'm just a pygmy

 

[The Homelander]

the rods they insert in the leg for lengthening are too long for my legs, my legs are like super short my height is in the torso

Just wear this

 

[optimisticzoomer]

i cant open doors

Just have a companion with you when around doors, or hermitmaxx and have custom doors

 

[asdvek]

Just have a companion with you when around doors, or hermitmaxx and have custom doors

yeah man even phones are too big for hand i use custom-made clay tablet to use org

 

[optimisticzoomer]

yeah man even phones are too big for hand i use custom-made clay tablet to use org

Mirin
It's cos being short is how humans naturally should be
Therefore you should get rid of your phone too

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

bad day to be 88'6