the billionth ascension stack

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Alright you fuckers, (i know i am not special posting this stack every one and their grandma has been posting ascension stack and shi im planning to take prob none will even give a flying fuck but just want some opinions) 16 years old, 181 cm, not some skinny-ass beta hopin’ for a miracle. I’ve been lurking every goddamn .org thread, reading PubMed like a horny autist, and finally cooked up a two-phase plan that actually makes sense to maximize height and facial bone growth without fucking myself over early.



Phase 1 – GH Bonemaxxing / Pre-Androgenic Stack
Core compound is HGH (Somatropin) — none of that “just MK is enough” cope shit.
– Starting low, titrating to 3–5 IU/day
– MK-677 as a sidekick because yeah, it’s not perfect, but it boosts IGF-1, helps me eat like a monster, and stacks with the GH instead of replacing it
– Enclomiphene to keep my nuts swinging and T high without shutdown, no dumbass natty crap here
– Bloodwork every 6–8 weeks so I’m not flying blind like a retard
- if forehead acne gets worse ( just a few pimples they said ) wil hop on accutane

Goal: rip open those growth plates, widen my midface, clavicles, ribs, and add a solid 3–6 cm before plates fuse. No androgens yet — not trying to prematurely fuse like a clueless 15-year-old Trencel.


Phase 2 – The Chadification Protocol
Once I’m hitting my height goals or the plates say “fuck you, kid,” I switch to:


– TRT 75–125 mg (maybe higher) Test E/week (dose depending on bloods, not dumb pump and dump)
– Anavar 10–20 mg/day because jawline won’t sharpen itself and I want to dry out this babyface fat
– Keep running HGH for that synergy and collagen boost, don’t fuck around here
– AI if my tits start acting up, nobody wants man boobs in the gym mirror
– HCG optional depending if I give a shit about having kids later or just wanna keep my balls from shriveling to prune size


This phase is where the real fucking magic happens — jaw thickens, brow hardens, voice drops if it hasn’t yet, traps get swole, I’m not trying to look like a twelve year-old kid anymore ( not that i am)
Seen too many fuckboys jump on test at 15 and end up short as hell with a soft-ass face. Fuck that noise. This plan is tight, timed, and based on actually understanding biology — not some “just train harder bro” cope. Rate my shit.

will prob get rihno and look into other hardmaxxes after " i am allowed to "
 
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quality thread
remember once ur balls shrink, wear a cock ring so they dont go up into ur bladder when u fuck
 
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GH Bonemaxxing
not gonna do anything on it’s own for bones buddy you gotta discover the hidden bone niche in the depths of this forum
jaw thickens, brow hardens
yeah... sorry pal
Seen too many fuckboys jump on test at 15 and end up short as hell
plate fusion is only caused by test converting to estrogen, ai will fix that issue and at least by combining hgh AND test you MIGHT get some bone growth (still not much) jfl holy 3 iq plan
 
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not gonna do anything on it’s own for bones buddy you gotta discover the hidden bone niche in the depths of this forum

yeah... sorry pal

plate fusion is only caused by test converting to estrogen, ai will fix that issue and at least by combining hgh AND test you MIGHT get some bone growth (still not much) jfl holy 3 iq plan
how would you approach from my perspective
 

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