The Bradley Cooper pill is brutal

[Deleted member 22099]

(late night shitpost)



Bradley Cooper has it all right?

Solid HTN - Chadlite, 6'1, piercing blue eyes.
He gets to enjoy mogging normies and standing on his own two feet next to Chadlites and Chads.

But when you see it, you can't unsee it

asymmetry


Cooper is a perfect example of someone who is handsome, but has loads of failos.
01. V-shaped jaw
02. Pointy goblin nose
03. Big forehead

But what ruins him is
04 (Most BRUTAL). ASYMMETRY.


Asymmetry ruins this man. It's like he's good-looking, but if you look too hard you notice this deformity and it throws you off. Suddenly he becomes subhuman.

If Cooper had symmetrical eyes he would be strong Chadlite.

I used to have crooked eyes like him but late-stage puberty corrected my brow thanks to Allah.

 

[AscensionMan98]

True but the results show otherwise which is the real test

 

[Deleted member 22099]

True but the results show otherwise which is the real test

Yeah he's still a sex symbol. Idk why he rocks long hair all the time he looks better with short hair

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Bump

 

[Hades]

yet he still has had women fiending over him

 

[SunniMogger]

yet he still has had women fiending over him

He is Chad irl
Despite autism on forum
Oozes sex appeal
Sean o aspie and Chico faggowski can never come close

 

[Deleted member 22099]

He is Chad irl
Despite autism on forum
Oozes sex appeal
Sean o aspie and Chico faggowski can never come close

He is NTmaxxed but is scraping CL

 

[AscensionMan98]

Yeah he's still a sex symbol. Idk why he rocks long hair all the time he looks better with short hair
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interesting, I feel he looks better with long hair

 

[Deleted member 22099]

Just found out he likely piped lady Gaga

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Look at leo

 

[looksmaxxed]

he looks awful. he has no zygos. he just has two pieces of blubber. weird ass looking normshit 5/10 max

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Also apparently he’s secretly gay

 

[looksmaxxed]

his mouth and nose area disturbs me with its jewishness

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Yeah Im sure he's suicidal over this and struggles to get up from bed everyday

 

[Deleted member 19620]

Normie.
JBW and JBS max.

 

[Zer0/∞]

peak psl autism

 

[looksmaxxtocope]

It's over for him, instead of gigatons of pussy every week he only gets tons because of that asymmetry

 

[Whatashame]

(late night shitpost)



Bradley Cooper has it all right?

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Solid HTN - Chadlite, 6'1, piercing blue eyes.
He gets to enjoy mogging normies and standing on his own two feet next to Chadlites and Chads.

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But when you see it, you can't unsee it
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asymmetry


Cooper is a perfect example of someone who is handsome, but has loads of failos.
01. V-shaped jaw
02. Pointy goblin nose
03. Big forehead

But what ruins him is
04 (Most BRUTAL). ASYMMETRY.


Asymmetry ruins this man. It's like he's good-looking, but if you look too hard you notice this deformity and it throws you off. Suddenly he becomes subhuman.

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If Cooper had symmetrical eyes he would be strong Chadlite.

I used to have crooked eyes like him but late-stage puberty corrected my brow thanks to Allah.

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first of all irl assimetry isnt very important. His failos are forehead and nose

 

[Deleted member 30488]

Him have very good eye area, good pheno + good proportions + tall, he is attractive and beaultiful LMAO

 

[Deleted member 30488]

his mouth and nose area disturbs me with its jewishness

Oldcell over for him

 

[Deleted member 30488]

Normie.
JBW and JBS max.

Normie JFL, nobody normie have this proportions or this eye area, he is sexual symbol, autistic take

 

[Deleted member 30488]

Yeah Im sure he's suicidal over this and struggles to get up from bed everyday

Yes, him only fucked Irina Shayk and cumming in her pussy