The Chronicles of TACO: The King, the Pope and the Magnificent Liar

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Two international students from China were busted smuggling biological weapons into the USA; meanwhile, Musk cautions Americans that Trump’s BBB will add a 2.5 trillion dollar deficit that taxpayers must confront later and, thus, higher taxes > deeper in debt > you will eat bugs and own nothing. Also, real men in the US military found a way of teasing Trump with TACO, an acronym for Trump Always Chickens Out.

In response to this terrorist threat orchestrated by China's Communist Party, King-Pope bans students from many unknown countries that no one has heard about who want to study in the USA. Let’s look at these threatening nations to our national security:

Afghanistan, Myanmar, Chad, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen. Additionally, seven countries face partial restrictions: Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan, and Venezuela.

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The fuck is an Eritrea? Are they like making shit up now? Burundi? Sounds like a drink.

Did you notice China wasn’t included? And did you know the current leader of China, Xi Jinping, was once an international student here in the USA? And did you know 25% of all international students are from China?

Now, if you’re wondering, “Hold up here, Buckaroo. If two loyalists to the Chinese Communist Party recently got caught smuggling biological weapons into our nation to be used against us, why wouldn’t that country be first on the list?”

Ah, yes, why, indeed. What the CCP has been doing for the past ten years makes the wealthy families in our nation envious. They tagged their citizens like sheep. They have AI decide if a person is a winner, a loser, or someone untrustworthy. Not only that, the government’s massive censorship makes our Elites cream on themselves.

Can you imagine a prosperous adult dipshit can say whatever he wants and no one is allowed to bully him for it? He can make goofy retard sounds, and the people must praise him as glorious of our nation.

Idiocracy (2006) was a prophecy, not a black comedy science fiction. It was a fucking warning! And obviously, Americans keep to the tradition of “Muh, I just wannabe a pop tar,” we laughed, and didn’t heed its foreshadowing.

Now let's take a moment to visit Gen X reviewing Gen Zoids in their natural habitat:

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I propose an executive order and cross my fingers Trump will deliver. Let’s ban all time travelers and parallel universe students. Why the fuck should we entertain other timelines and universes when our reality continues to get worse? I say, fuck them all! Meanwhile, let’s add another 2 trillion to the deficit and get more AI engines pumping demons from Hell. Yes, those engines are pumping stations.
 
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