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The true spirit will always prevail over the flesh
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I believe in Hamza Adoniss,
The God of Masculinity, Creator of the Gym and all Gains,
Who was born on YouTube, and descended into monk mode.
He rose from mediocrity on the third set,
And ascended to peak self-improvement,
Seated at the right hand of the Squat Rack.
I believe in the Holy Self-Improvement Journey,
The sacred teachings of lifting and self-discipline,
The brotherhood of the Adoniss Tribe,
The resurrection of dopamine detox,
And the everlasting Gains.
I believe in the Gym, the most holy temple,
Where one must suffer for progress,
Sweating for the glory of hypertrophy,
And grinding daily to escape the realm of the Jeffreys.
For in the iron we are reborn,
And through deadlifts, we are forgiven of weakness.
I confess in the holiness of the Adoniss Channel,
Where wisdom flows like whey protein,
And every subscriber is called to shed mediocrity,
To fast from instant gratification,
And to walk the path of delayed satisfaction.
I acknowledge the sacred commandments of masculinity:
To lift heavy, eat clean, meditate daily,
And cast aside distractions like the wicked Netflix.
For only in monk mode can one truly ascend.
I profess the holy war against the Jeffrey Leviathan,
The symbol of weakness, procrastination,
And all forms of internet addiction.
May his influence be vanquished,
And the path of the alpha reign forever.
In the name of Hamza, the Gains, and the Holy Gym Bro,
We train, we grind, and we grow.
Amen.
The God of Masculinity, Creator of the Gym and all Gains,
Who was born on YouTube, and descended into monk mode.
He rose from mediocrity on the third set,
And ascended to peak self-improvement,
Seated at the right hand of the Squat Rack.
I believe in the Holy Self-Improvement Journey,
The sacred teachings of lifting and self-discipline,
The brotherhood of the Adoniss Tribe,
The resurrection of dopamine detox,
And the everlasting Gains.
I believe in the Gym, the most holy temple,
Where one must suffer for progress,
Sweating for the glory of hypertrophy,
And grinding daily to escape the realm of the Jeffreys.
For in the iron we are reborn,
And through deadlifts, we are forgiven of weakness.
I confess in the holiness of the Adoniss Channel,
Where wisdom flows like whey protein,
And every subscriber is called to shed mediocrity,
To fast from instant gratification,
And to walk the path of delayed satisfaction.
I acknowledge the sacred commandments of masculinity:
To lift heavy, eat clean, meditate daily,
And cast aside distractions like the wicked Netflix.
For only in monk mode can one truly ascend.
I profess the holy war against the Jeffrey Leviathan,
The symbol of weakness, procrastination,
And all forms of internet addiction.
May his influence be vanquished,
And the path of the alpha reign forever.
In the name of Hamza, the Gains, and the Holy Gym Bro,
We train, we grind, and we grow.
Amen.
