The Cuban Revolution succeeded because Fidel Castro and Che Guevara were gigachads

[Callooh_Calais]

Regardless of his politics, he was objectively very attractive and literally mogs 90% of models and actors which probably explains why his legacy is sealed despite having never really accomplished his long-term goals:

Which brings up the other chad, Fidel Castro, standing at a proud 6'3 and rumoured to have fathered hundreds of children, including his son, Justin Trudeau:

With Chad Guevara

Haters gonna hate, but these two chads changed history just with raw sex appeal and ballsy courage (invading a sovereign nation backed by the United States in fuckin' yacht? Who the hell does *that*?!?), and managed to slay hundreds of women both figuratively and literally in the process. RIP Commandante and Che

 

[Deleted member 7580]

Why is trudeau so cucked compared to his father ?

 

[Deleted member 9670]

Why is trudeau so cucked compared to his father ?

he won that charity boxxing match

 

[Adriana Lima]

great heroic chads rest in peace

 

[Warlow]

these guys ooze sex appeal moreso than PSL high standards. Che was a really shitty dude though low key

 

[Callooh_Calais]

these guys ooze sex appeal moreso than PSL high standards. Che was a really shitty dude though low key

Chad gonna be Chad tho, believing he can conquer African rainforests and lead Bolivian peasant armies into revolution

 

[zikzog]

Why is trudeau so cucked compared to his father ?

Mainly due to environment, our brains adapt pretty well to a change of environment. For example, a very large portion of psychopaths don't become killers. They at least half adapt to be normal looking.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

he won that charity boxxing match

Justin Trudeau is like 6'2-6'3, just like his father, whereas Pierre Trudeau is only 5'10. Where else would that extra 5 inches come from?

 

[Deleted member 6273]

Chad gonna be Chad tho, believing he can conquer African rainforests and lead Bolivian peasant armies into revolution

He didn't want to conquer anyone in fact he was a key figure in decolonization especially in Africa

 

[Callooh_Calais]

He didn't want to conquer anyone in fact he was a key figure in decolonization especially in Africa

I didn't mean conquer in the literal sense; I meant conquer in the figurative sense (the way Chads just want to go on adventures), which is actually kinda funny now that I think about it sense I never considered it in the imperialistic way lol

 

[ToursOverBoyo2020]

 

[gamma]

Fidel castro was a chinless beardfrauder, jfl

 

[Callooh_Calais]

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The only thing he got wrong was not identifying Great Shitain along with it

 

[ToursOverBoyo2020]

 

[zikzog]

Justin Trudeau is like 6'2-6'3, just like his father, whereas Pierre Trudeau is only 5'10. Where else would that extra 5 inches come from?

No joke, literally nothing similar about the 'father' and son. Height can skip a couple generations so that can be explained by that but facially, I don't buy for a second that Pierre is Justin's father.

And I also think it's true cause the amount the media pushed back just shows how much they really needed to disprove it. There's so many articles on it trying to disprove it.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

GIGACHAD BOLIVAR PRESENTING HIMSELF

 

[Deleted member 13076]

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Soulemani sucked, I'm glad we blew his ass out with a drone

 

[Callooh_Calais]

No joke, literally nothing similar about the 'father' and son. Height can skip a couple generations so that can be explained by that but facially, I don't buy for a second that Pierre is Justin's father.
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And I also think it's true cause the amount the media pushed back just shows how much they really needed to disprove it. There's so many articles on it trying to disprove it.

Castro in that photo with Margaret Trudeau looking at Justin like he's his, not to mention Pierre literally had a cuckold fetish that was well-known around Montreal

 

[zikzog]

Castro in that photo with Margaret Trudeau looking at Justin like he's his, not to mention Pierre literally had a cuckold fetish that was well-known around Montreal

Lol I didn't know that, basically guaranteed then. Also shows how much your upbringing makes you because if he had Fidel as his father figure then we would've had Trudeau being a gigachad instead of a gigacuck

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Lol I didn't know that, basically guaranteed then. Also shows how much your upbringing makes you because if he had Fidel as his father figure then we would've had Trudeau being a gigachad instead of a gigacuck

Googling "Pierre Trudeau Swinger" gets some interesting results

 

[DesperadoRatado]

young Trudeu literally mogs them tho jfl



but i agree. If they were ugly nobody would wear shirts with their face on them

 

[ToursOverBoyo2020]

Soulemani sucked, I'm glad we blew his ass out with a drone

 

[Beetlejuice]

Che mogs

 

[AlexAP]

Che became only famous because of that one iconic pic of him. He achieved literally nothing in his political career.

This is my favourite picture of him, with his murderer Mario Terán

 

[Deleted member 2632]

Just be a Communist pawn theory