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I don’t know how no one has thought about this, especially when their eye spacing is LTN tier like mine. The idea is to nichemaxx to the stratosphere and never come back, but it will take 0 inhib and megatons of autism so listen up


Take a clean, unused non serated knife of the box cutter variety like this one:
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Perfect, you’ve completed step 1 out of 2.


Next, you want to swiftly but accurately jab the edge of the knife in your least dominant eye. Congrats! You are now incentivized to permanently keep one eye shut, and you will probably notice your iois per minute skyrocket immediately.

If done successfully this is what you should achieve:
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Nice, look at how badass you look


The outcome: Draws infinitely less attention to your subhuman eye spacing by reducing your ipd to 0mm, and as a bonus you have one of the most underrated nichmaxxes you could use to your leverage: MainCharacterMaxxing
 
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ngl. i didnt read half of it because i saw anime people
 
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I don’t know how no one has thought about this, especially when their eye spacing is LTN tier like mine. The idea is to nichemaxx to the stratosphere and never come back, but it will take 0 inhib and megatons of autism so listen up


Take a clean, unused non serated knife of the box cutter variety like this one: View attachment 3469276

Perfect, you’ve completed step 1 out of 2.


Next, you want to swiftly but accurately jab the edge of the knife in your least dominant eye. Congrats! You are now incentivized to permanently keep one eye shut, and you will probably notice your iois per minute skyrocket immediately.

If done successfully this is what you should achieve:View attachment 3469280

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Nice, look at how badass you look


The outcome: Draws infinitely less attention to your subhuman eye spacing by reducing your ipd to 0mm, and as a bonus you have one of the most underrated nichmaxxes you could use to your leverage: MainCharacterMaxxing
conclusion in 1 word pls
 
Lowkey sounds goated for strabismus
 
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high iq
 
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