the curry club experience

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went to club yesterday in montreal as a 5'8 curry and it was an event with free entry. brutal. i was invisible. i tried dancing a bit but i just couldnt get myself to do it, it felt unnatural and awkward af. dancepill is brutal and ended me bro. i saw chads not getting with girls whilst this short average guy dude was pulling coz he could bust moves, dance halo ascended him. its over if you cant dance. i just stood there awkwardly like an aspie nigga. and when i tried to dance, the only moves i knew was like gagnam style etc so i just did that for a min whilst a completely different themed song was playing, so it was awkward af.

I approached 5 htb+ who either gave me horrifying looks, pretended I was invisible, or needed to go to the bathroom. Also not that it needs to be said but I got brutally heightmogged and pslmogged by 80% of foids

i was just sitting by myself on a couch for majority of the time reading 'you are a badass' by Jen Sincero on my phone with a pump from pullups on the train and a sprint session earlier whilst squintmaxxing for hunter eyes. i sat with legs far apart in to take as much space possible, that testosterance sitting stance, like connormcgregormaxxing. brutal, i wasnt even approached whilst doing that, just had a group of dudes come up to me.

i think i have to zyzzmaxx, get a shredded physique then do the zyzz dance at club whilst wearing a small shirt

reminder that if you are manlet cyclops skullcel curry its never begun.


 
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Go to a free event at the club as a curry, still end up having to pay due to curry tax. :feelskek:
 
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It's because of 5'8
 
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You look autistic bro. Get a haircut
 
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You look autistic bro. Get a haircut
Is it possible for him to look autistic?
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went to club yesterday in montreal as a 5'8 curry and it was an event with free entry. brutal. i was invisible. i tried dancing a bit but i just couldnt get myself to do it, it felt unnatural and awkward af. dancepill is brutal and ended me bro. i saw chads not getting with girls whilst this short average guy dude was pulling coz he could bust moves, dance halo ascended him. its over if you cant dance. i just stood there awkwardly like an aspie nigga. and when i tried to dance, the only moves i knew was like gagnam style etc so i just did that for a min whilst a completely different themed song was playing, so it was awkward af.

I approached 5 htb+ who either gave me horrifying looks, pretended I was invisible, or needed to go to the bathroom. Also not that it needs to be said but I got brutally heightmogged and pslmogged by 80% of foids

i was just sitting by myself on a couch for majority of the time reading 'you are a badass' by Jen Sincero on my phone with a pump from pullups on the train and a sprint session earlier whilst squintmaxxing for hunter eyes. i sat with legs far apart in to take as much space possible, that testosterance sitting stance, like connormcgregormaxxing. brutal, i wasnt even approached whilst doing that, just had a group of dudes come up to me.

i think i have to zyzzmaxx, get a shredded physique then do the zyzz dance at club whilst wearing a small shirt

reminder that if you are manlet cyclops skullcel curry its never begun.




Grab a Wii from goodwill and play this

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larp as latino next time
 
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you look aspie as fuck, you;re barely looksmaxxed at least get a fuckin cut
 
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