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George and Minnie
A couple met at a restaurant for their third date. They had met through a social text app two weeks prior. George and Minnie had sex during their second meetup. They're pretty well acquainted... if you know what I mean?
At a table, they order their food. A mysterious black feller sits in an unoccupied chair next to them. Neither party is aware of his identity nor extends an invitation to him to dine at their table. The stranger says, "White people don't like me because I'm black."
"Bro, the fuck outta here," George insisted. Minnie was surprised at how her date reacted with such profanity. He added, "I ain't playing with you."
The stranger stared him down. Minnie inserted, "I have nothing against black people."
"He doesn't like a nigger at his table," the stranger said to her while keeping his eyes on George.
"Bro, you're creeping us out, the fuck outta here," George insisted as his blood pressure elevated.
"I have nothing against you, sir," Minnie said.
The black feller looks at her and reacts, "Yeah, but I bet you won't give me your number because I'm a nigga." Minnie shoves a band of her hair behind an ear and fluffs her bangs.
George was amazed at this thirsty feller's audacity, flirting with his date. He goes to tell him something when, suddenly, Minnie says, "I'll give you my number to prove I have nothing against black people." They swap numbers.
Roger That Prey
The black feller called her the next day. He introduced himself as Roger. He told her how beautiful she was and how he couldn't resist not sitting at her table. "Lordy, I thought you snuck out of Heaven and wanted to meet the best of man," Roger said. "When I saw that weak feller with you, I felt that he was the imposter."
"Aww, you're so sweet, but George is a good man."
"Well, if I was that man, I would've got you outta there. He was weak."
"And you're stronger?"
"Let me take you out to dinner and show you."
Bullied and Manipulated Into a Life of Heartaches
Four years later, Minnie had two Oreo toddlers and one on the way. Her family later disowned her after finding out how she met the asshole. Roger further complicated matters by requiring her to accompany him everywhere and refrain from removing her from his sight. She felt that was cute. Shaking my motherfucking head. Women, right? However, she would lose her job two months later. When Roger was caught stalking her at work, he attempted to attack her manager when confronted about his creepiness.
She's now living in a motel room by the week, and CPS is about to take her babies from her. Minnie would've aborted all three offspring, but that damn Roe vs Wade was overturned by those cold, heartless judges. Also, Roger had threatened her after learning about the first pregnancy, "Bitch, if I find out that you leave the state to kill my lil nigga, I will remove you off this Earth." Minnie decided it was in her best interest to bring Lil Roger into our world.
Minnie's Regrets Are a Pain in the Ass
Roger had a side girl also white. Minnie found out and confronted him. He beat the living fuck out of her and landed himself in jail. After Roger's two heavyweight sisters paid Minnie a visit in the form of close proximity threats, she dropped the assault charges and Roger was freed. She got a restraining order against him, but it didn't deter him from seeing her and later raping her in front of his Oreos. "Stop crying, Mommy," Lil Roger said as he watched Dad pound Mommy over the kitchen table. "Daddy only loving you."
"My nigga," Roger said to his son as he continued sodomizing her.
The CPS eventually took her children and threatened to take the next one if she didn't get off the drugs Roger had her hooked on.
The End
STORY IS OPEN FOR DISCUSSION
A couple met at a restaurant for their third date. They had met through a social text app two weeks prior. George and Minnie had sex during their second meetup. They're pretty well acquainted... if you know what I mean?
At a table, they order their food. A mysterious black feller sits in an unoccupied chair next to them. Neither party is aware of his identity nor extends an invitation to him to dine at their table. The stranger says, "White people don't like me because I'm black."
"Bro, the fuck outta here," George insisted. Minnie was surprised at how her date reacted with such profanity. He added, "I ain't playing with you."
The stranger stared him down. Minnie inserted, "I have nothing against black people."
"He doesn't like a nigger at his table," the stranger said to her while keeping his eyes on George.
"Bro, you're creeping us out, the fuck outta here," George insisted as his blood pressure elevated.
"I have nothing against you, sir," Minnie said.
The black feller looks at her and reacts, "Yeah, but I bet you won't give me your number because I'm a nigga." Minnie shoves a band of her hair behind an ear and fluffs her bangs.
George was amazed at this thirsty feller's audacity, flirting with his date. He goes to tell him something when, suddenly, Minnie says, "I'll give you my number to prove I have nothing against black people." They swap numbers.
Roger That Prey
The black feller called her the next day. He introduced himself as Roger. He told her how beautiful she was and how he couldn't resist not sitting at her table. "Lordy, I thought you snuck out of Heaven and wanted to meet the best of man," Roger said. "When I saw that weak feller with you, I felt that he was the imposter."
"Aww, you're so sweet, but George is a good man."
"Well, if I was that man, I would've got you outta there. He was weak."
"And you're stronger?"
"Let me take you out to dinner and show you."
Bullied and Manipulated Into a Life of Heartaches
Four years later, Minnie had two Oreo toddlers and one on the way. Her family later disowned her after finding out how she met the asshole. Roger further complicated matters by requiring her to accompany him everywhere and refrain from removing her from his sight. She felt that was cute. Shaking my motherfucking head. Women, right? However, she would lose her job two months later. When Roger was caught stalking her at work, he attempted to attack her manager when confronted about his creepiness.
She's now living in a motel room by the week, and CPS is about to take her babies from her. Minnie would've aborted all three offspring, but that damn Roe vs Wade was overturned by those cold, heartless judges. Also, Roger had threatened her after learning about the first pregnancy, "Bitch, if I find out that you leave the state to kill my lil nigga, I will remove you off this Earth." Minnie decided it was in her best interest to bring Lil Roger into our world.
Minnie's Regrets Are a Pain in the Ass
Roger had a side girl also white. Minnie found out and confronted him. He beat the living fuck out of her and landed himself in jail. After Roger's two heavyweight sisters paid Minnie a visit in the form of close proximity threats, she dropped the assault charges and Roger was freed. She got a restraining order against him, but it didn't deter him from seeing her and later raping her in front of his Oreos. "Stop crying, Mommy," Lil Roger said as he watched Dad pound Mommy over the kitchen table. "Daddy only loving you."
"My nigga," Roger said to his son as he continued sodomizing her.
The CPS eventually took her children and threatened to take the next one if she didn't get off the drugs Roger had her hooked on.
The End
STORY IS OPEN FOR DISCUSSION