The day i thought the viagra pills from my dad were headache pills (went school hard and everyone fucking noticed)

[areayes]

Since yall enjoyed my storys that actually happened in real life ill tell you guys the day i fucking took viagra thinking it was headache pills

My dad is single so sometimes i sleep at his house, and i suddently woke up with a HUGE headache, so i went to my dad's room to pick up some medicine,

I was 14 at the time so i didnt really knew what viagra is so i js swallowed like 3 pills because i thought i would cure faster (i was stupid)


Anyways, i started feeling something weird but ignored and went to school, in the school my fucking teacher told me to give her the homework and that BITCH

Said everyone had to go alone in her desk and give her the homework when she called the students name.


But all of a sudden the hot latina with a huge ass got called so i started staring at her ass and my dick GOT FUCKING HARD.


LIKE I NEVER FELT SO HARD IN MY LIFE, anyways the teacher called my name but i couldnt fucking control it and I USED TO GO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR CUS I WAS STUPID, js a short and MY DICK WAS SO FUCKING HARD




SO the loud ass girl screamed my dick is hard and everyone started laughing, my "friends" took the chair so i couldnt sit or hide it and i was fucking in panic....


Anyways i left the school 2 months later and my dick couldnt get soft for 4 hours straight, had to go home with my dick hard and everyone laughing at my dick

 

[FaceandBBC]

 

[areayes]

BUmp

 

[areayes]

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mogged

 

[coolman985]

(i was stupid)

Still are

 

[ethnical]

shutup retarded nigger

 

[areayes]

shutup retarded nigger

Stfu

 

[aidenltn17]

 

[ethnical]

Stfu

You're a pig and your story's are bullshit now shut the fuck up before I bash your head in and shove diuretics up your hairy negro ass faggot nigger

 

[areayes]

You're a pig and your story's are bullshit now shut the fuck up before I bash your head in and shove diuretics up your hairy negro ass faggot nigger

Dnrd + mogged

 

[ethnical]

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Not you btw retard

 

[yochico_yojordan]

Since yall enjoyed my storys that actually happened in real life ill tell you guys the day i fucking took viagra thinking it was headache pills

My dad is single so sometimes i sleep at his house, and i suddently woke up with a HUGE headache, so i went to my dad's room to pick up some medicine,

I was 14 at the time so i didnt really knew what viagra is so i js swallowed like 3 pills because i thought i would cure faster (i was stupid)


Anyways, i started feeling something weird but ignored and went to school, in the school my fucking teacher told me to give her the homework and that BITCH

Said everyone had to go alone in her desk and give her the homework when she called the students name.


But all of a sudden the hot latina with a huge ass got called so i started staring at her ass and my dick GOT FUCKING HARD.


LIKE I NEVER FELT SO HARD IN MY LIFE, anyways the teacher called my name but i couldnt fucking control it and I USED TO GO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR CUS I WAS STUPID, js a short and MY DICK WAS SO FUCKING HARD




SO the loud ass girl screamed my dick is hard and everyone started laughing, my "friends" took the chair so i couldnt sit or hide it and i was fucking in panic....


Anyways i left the school 2 months later and my dick couldnt get soft for 4 hours straight, had to go home with my dick hard and everyone laughing at my dick

JFL holyshit this is the funniest post I've seen on this site

I hope this is real, but even if it's satire/larp it's still funny as fuck. Gem of a post

 

[mltnpeasant]

Since yall enjoyed my storys that actually happened in real life ill tell you guys the day i fucking took viagra thinking it was headache pills

My dad is single so sometimes i sleep at his house, and i suddently woke up with a HUGE headache, so i went to my dad's room to pick up some medicine,

I was 14 at the time so i didnt really knew what viagra is so i js swallowed like 3 pills because i thought i would cure faster (i was stupid)


Anyways, i started feeling something weird but ignored and went to school, in the school my fucking teacher told me to give her the homework and that BITCH

Said everyone had to go alone in her desk and give her the homework when she called the students name.


But all of a sudden the hot latina with a huge ass got called so i started staring at her ass and my dick GOT FUCKING HARD.


LIKE I NEVER FELT SO HARD IN MY LIFE, anyways the teacher called my name but i couldnt fucking control it and I USED TO GO WITHOUT UNDERWEAR CUS I WAS STUPID, js a short and MY DICK WAS SO FUCKING HARD




SO the loud ass girl screamed my dick is hard and everyone started laughing, my "friends" took the chair so i couldnt sit or hide it and i was fucking in panic....


Anyways i left the school 2 months later and my dick couldnt get soft for 4 hours straight, had to go home with my dick hard and everyone laughing at my dick

idk what they would be laughing at, this has potential to be a great porn script. notes taken