The dickpill strikes again

[pumpeduppecs]

Too hotties from tinder I would mog so hard if I wasnt ugly

 

[Deleted member 27511]

Too hotties from tinder I would mog so hard if I wasnt ugly

0

 

[Deleted member 27452]

fake

 

[pumpeduppecs]

fake

It’s real tho

 

[Deleted member 5815]

can you show the dick please

 

[Deleted member 25550]

how old are you

 

[pumpeduppecs]

can you show the dick please

Nah fam only women get to see it

 

[pumpeduppecs]

how old are you

Why?

 

[buflek]

dick size?

 

[Deleted member 24410]

can you show the dick please

Nig

 

[Deleted member 27452]

Nig

I have a 300 IQ plan to ascend my eye area

i’m gonna intentionally pour rubbing alcohol into my left eye so my mom forces me to go to the doctors, and at the doctors I’m gonna convince them to let me take a vision test and i’m intentionally gonna get 20/20 on my right eye and 5/20 on my left eye (that I pour rubbing alcohol in) so then I can larp to the doctor and say I have ptosis in my left eye, she’s gonna believe me and then my parents r gonna be forced to make me get “eye surgery” and so i’m gonna fix the ptosis but then also get lower eyelid retraction a canthal tilt raise, all for free and at the cost of vision in one of my eyes

Good idea?

 

[pumpeduppecs]

dick size?

9” bp

 

[Deleted member 24410]

I have a 300 IQ plan to ascend my eye area

i’m gonna intentionally pour rubbing alcohol into my left eye so my mom forces me to go to the doctors, and at the doctors I’m gonna convince them to let me take a vision test and i’m intentionally gonna get 20/20 on my right eye and 5/20 on my left eye (that I pour rubbing alcohol in) so then I can larp to the doctor and say I have ptosis in my left eye, she’s gonna believe me and then my parents r gonna be forced to make me get “eye surgery” and so i’m gonna fix the ptosis but then also get lower eyelid retraction a canthal tilt raise, all for free and at the cost of vision in one of my eyes

Good idea?

That's not how it works you don't just get free surgery that isn't necessary to fix the issue you came in for. Also that would make you look weird af because your left eye would look different from your right due to the lower eyelid retraction and canthal tilt raise.

 

[Deleted member 27452]

That's not how it works you don't just get free surgery that isn't necessary to fix the issue you came in for. Also that would make you look weird af because your left eye would look different from your right due to the lower eyelid retraction and canthal tilt raise.

idc shit theory my plan is gonna work and i’m gonna have a10 hunter eyes

 

[Deleted member 23218]

idc shit theory my plan is gonna work and i’m gonna have a10 hunter eyes

Let them cry for you

 

[Deleted member 24410]

idc shit theory my plan is gonna work and i’m gonna have a10 hunter eyes

 

[Deleted member 24410]

Let them cry for you

why are people with nigger avi's so retarded?

 

[Deleted member 27452]

Biggest tyrone mogger ever, 56 points vs the Bucks most in heat history keep coping with Muh knicks

 

[Deleted member 24410]

Biggest tyrone mogger ever, 56 points vs the Bucks most in heat history keep coping with Muh knicks

Still incel because nigger @dimorphism

 

[Deleted member 27452]

Still incel because nigger @dimorphism

insane cope Jimmy has hunter eyes and high cheekbones what separates him from O’pry

 

[Deleted member 31944]

9” bp

Send a photo here

 

[pumpeduppecs]

Send a photo here

No wtf not sending dick pics to a dude

 

[Deleted member 31944]

No wtf not sending dick pics to a dude

Nigga do you know how rare 9' bp is.

 

[pumpeduppecs]

Nigga do you know how rare 9' bp is

I assume incredibly rare since I’ve had prostitutes be like “wtf it’s so big” but I still have an incredibly hard time getting laid for free

 

[Deleted member 31944]

I assume incredibly rare since I’ve had prostitutes be like “wtf it’s so big” but I still have an incredibly hard time getting laid for free

How rare is it ?

@TRUE_CEL @It'snotover

 

[Achilles]

Send a photo here

Nigga do you know how rare 9' bp is

I assume incredibly rare since I’ve had prostitutes be like “wtf it’s so big” but I still have an incredibly hard time getting laid for free

How rare is it ?

@TRUE_CEL @It'snotover

Its so rare thats its close to the largest dick ever measured... if this is real obviously....
literally a handful of dudes worldwide 0-5 total because we all know how likely it is for a dude to lie about dick size
BWC is LAW

 

[Deleted member 31944]

Its so rare thats its close to the largest dick ever measured... if this is real obviously....
literally a handful of dudes worldwide 0-5 total because we all know how likely it is for a dude to lie about dick size
BWC is LAW

Yh that's why I wanted to see it, no homo.

 

[pumpeduppecs]

Its so rare thats its close to the largest dick ever measured... if this is real obviously....
literally a handful of dudes worldwide 0-5 total because we all know how likely it is for a dude to lie about dick size
BWC is LAW

Is it really that rare? there’s a guy on bodybuilding.com who claims 11” and multiple people say they’ve seen it and it’s legit

 

[It'snotover]

How rare is it ?

@TRUE_CEL @It'snotover

Top 0.0001
Just have a 0.0001 percent dick bro

 

[rl⠀]

virgins who only talk to women on the internet at it again

 

[pumpeduppecs]

Top 0.0001
Just have a 0.0001 percent dick bro

I’m thinking about trying to become a pornstar tho I have no idea how to get that job.