The fact there are no good white people jokes is evidence of jbw tbh

[disillusioned]

The fact there are no jokes about white people is evidence of this. There are basically no funny racial jokes about white people at all, where as there are tons for the other races. This is because race jokes are typically a form of parody/satire, and white people don't typically really do anything that is easy to mock/make fun of with race jokes. With blacks you can joke about them being gangsters/low IQ. With Asians you can joke about small dick/nerdy stereotype/disposability because of high numbers/bad products (in case of China). With Indians you can joke about them being unclean/street shitters.

With white people you can joke about what? I actually googled for some white people jokes. I wasn't able to find fucking anything. I saw a couple of jokes about white people being called "a box of crackers" but that was about it. White people literally cannot be mocked through jokes because ethnics can't find anything to mock them with.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

They can't mock us, the only thing they do to try is say "White people can't dance"

 

[Deleted member 2587]

They can't mock us, the only thing they do to try is say "White people can't dance"

Go shoot up a school faggot and fuck your cousin faggot and get cucked by a bbc faggot

 

[reptiles]

The fact there are no jokes about white people is evidence of this. There are basically no funny racial jokes about white people at all, where as there are tons for the other races. This is because race jokes are typically a form of parody/satire, and white people don't typically really do anything that is easy to mock/make fun of with race jokes. With blacks you can joke about them being gangsters/low IQ. With Asians you can joke about small dick/nerdy stereotype/disposability because of high numbers/bad products (in case of China). With Indians you can joke about them being unclean/street shitters.

With white people you can joke about what? I actually googled for some white people jokes. I wasn't able to find fucking anything. I saw a couple of jokes about white people being called "a box of crackers" but that was about it. White people literally cannot be mocked through jokes because ethnics can't find anything to mock them with.

Cracker cum skin soy cuck their literally thousands again tales op

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Blacked.com is the biggest white people joke, if being a cuck isn't one of the most offensive jokes you can get I don't know what else could be

 

[Alexanderr]

Go shoot up a school faggot and fuck your cousin faggot and get cucked by a bbc faggot

 

[disillusioned]

Blacked.com is the biggest white people joke, if being a cuck isn't one of the most offensive jokes you can get I don't know what else could be

The big dicked nigger fucking white women is a porn trope and not consistent with statistics.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

The big dicked nigger fucking white women is a porn trope and not consistent with statistics.

A joke doesn't has to be consistent with statistics

 

[disillusioned]

A joke doesn't has to be consistent with statistics

But what jokes though? Are there actually any funny jokes about black dudes stealing white women?

 

[Mikecel]

They have Incestors.

 

[disillusioned]

They have Incestors.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

do you live in a cave?

White people are famously mocked for being incestious, into bestiality, not spicing their food, and being overconfident in their ability to survive dangerous activities.

 

[Golden blue]

The entire state of white/western society is a complete joke.

 

[disillusioned]

The entire state of white/western society is a complete joke.

People can't handle freedom which is why they are always going to be slaves.

 

[LordNorwood]

With white people you can joke about what? I actually googled for some white people jokes. I wasn't able to find fucking anything. I saw a couple of jokes about white people being called "a box of crackers" but that was about it. White people literally cannot be mocked through jokes because ethnics can't find anything to mock them with.

I've heard a couple, they usually focus around the joke that white people have no culture. One I remember is
Setup: Why do you guys always make fun of us for having no culture? Europeans have plenty of culture.
Punchline: "Capitalism" doesn't count as a culture, John.

 

[Blackout.xl]

I've heard a couple, they usually focus around the joke that white people have no culture. One I remember is
Setup: Why do you guys always make fun of us for having no culture? Europeans have plenty of culture.
Punchline: "Capitalism" doesn't count as a culture, John.

Europeans are cucks

 

[Petsmart]

Hi, my name is Daniel. I’m going shopping at Target in my brand spanking new Prius! Today I paid off my student loan debt and decided to celebrate by going to the beach with my wife and two boys, Steven and Robert. We’ll sing along in the car and do the cha cha slide on the boardwalk together! We might even listen to some of that black people music (i think its called hip hap or something) to experience some diversity in our pure, white American family! Ah, it feels good to be white.

 

[disillusioned]

Setup: Why do you guys always make fun of us for having no culture? Europeans have plenty of culture.
Punchline: "Capitalism" doesn't count as a culture, John.

Because there was no europe before capitalism? Whoever thought of this joke is a fucking retard.

EDIT: And capitalism IS a form of culture anyway so the joke makes even less sense.

 

[LordNorwood]

Because there was no europe before capitalism? Whoever thought of this joke is a fucking retard.

Most jokes don't make actual sense lol, but are usually rooted in some form of witty observation. It is true what American whites are lacking in cultural identity compared to some American ethnics.

 

[disillusioned]

Most jokes don't make actual sense lol, but are usually rooted in some form of witty observation. It is true what American whites are lacking in cultural identity compared to some American ethnics.

Witty observation: Thinking capitalism has existed since ancient times.

 

[LordNorwood]

Witty observation: Thinking capitalism has existed since ancient times.

You don't get it mate, its alright

 

[Blackout.xl]

You don't get it mate, its alright

You’re my bro

 

[Deleted member 3177]

These jokes are shit tier

 

[BigBoy]

Its bc whites are in a position of power while ethnics arent.

Its not funny to say "hey boss,youre white." But it is funny to say "hey nigger, youre black."

In one case making fun of the person in position of power isnt funny bc nothing will happen to the person. But racial stereotypes for ethnics are funny bc they are taboo since they dont have any power.

 

[LordNorwood]

Its bc whites are in a position of power while ethnics arent.

Its not funny to say "hey boss,youre white." But it is funny to say "hey nigger, youre black."

In one case making fun of the person in position of power isnt funny bc nothing will happen to the person. But racial stereotypes for ethnics are funny bc they are taboo since they dont have any power.

I hear black people roasting whites for being white all the time, its usually considered hilarious. Ethnics accuse each other of acting "white" or not being ethnic enough all the time as well.
I get roasted for being "white" by my ethnic friends, fucking assholes

 

[BigBoy]

I hear black people roasting whites for being white all the time, its usually considered hilarious. Ethnics accuse each other of acting "white" or not being ethnic enough all the time as well.
I get roasted for being "white" by my ethnic friends, fucking assholes

True i laugh at them if executed properly. But i have a feeling its more of a "heehee i feel included and can relate kind of funny". Bc the jokes they do on late night shows or other normie platforms arent very funny.

But individual comedians can do them very well.

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

It is true what American whites are lacking in cultural identity

Despite the fact that American culture is 90% based on British, German and other west european cultures?

 

[Deleted member 3177]

I hear black people roasting whites for being white all the time, its usually considered hilarious. Ethnics accuse each other of acting "white" or not being ethnic enough all the time as well.
I get roasted for being "white" by my ethnic friends, fucking assholes

But does it affect you? I see zoomers all the time saying shit like "you're so white," but it's so lame and impertinent. It's not an insult nor is it banter

 

[LordNorwood]

True i laugh at them if executed properly. But i have a feeling its more of a "heehee i feel included and can relate kind of funny". Bc the jokes they do on late night shows or other normie platforms arent very funny.

But individual comedians can do them very well.

No joke on a mainstream platform is funny, those arenas suck shit at humor de facto because they're too safe.

Despite the fact that American culture is 90% based on British, German and other west european cultures?

Its a joke, fuck why are all the whites in this thread getting so autistic and defensive about it in response

But does it affect you? I see zoomers all the time saying shit like "you're so white," but it's so lame and impertinent. It's not an insult nor is it banter

I'm not sure what you mean by it affecting me tbh. I just roll my eyes at it whenever someone says it and laugh along or agree and amplify, like you should do with any joke directed at you.
As for if its funny or not it depends on the context. For example showed a black friend a meme with the word "nigga" in it and he laughed and jokingly said "you can't say that word bro! you're too white!" that was funny
was talking to the cute north indian girl I know and said something about being middle eastern and she said "are you though?", that was funny
For ones not directed at me, seen whites get teased about not being able to handle spicy food, having plain tastes, being too proper and small-talky, etc. all hilarious
if you've never heard a black person do a "white voice", you are missing out, shit is funny as fuck

 

[Deleted member 3177]

No joke on a mainstream platform is funny, those arenas suck shit at humor de facto because they're too safe.

Its a joke, fuck why are all the whites in this thread getting so autistic and defensive about it in response

I'm not sure what you mean by it affecting me tbh. I just roll my eyes at it whenever someone says it and laugh along or agree and amplify, like you should do with any joke directed at you.
As for if its funny or not it depends on the context. For example showed a black friend a meme with the word "nigga" in it and he laughed and jokingly said "you can't say that word bro! you're too white!" that was funny
was talking to the cute north indian girl I know and said something about being middle eastern and she said "are you though?", that was funny
For ones not directed at me, seen whites get teased about not being able to handy spicy food, having plain tastes, being too proper and small-talky, etc. all hilarious
if you've never heard a black person do a "white voice", you are missing out, shit is funny as fuck

I'm guessing. It's like quips against white people are so mild mannered, very light jokes, so it doesn't sound like they mean it. Jokes for whites weren't a thing before so I'm guessing it's a generational thing, but black jokes or curry jokes are way more aggressive and racist

 

[BigBoy]

But does it affect you? I see zoomers all the time saying shit like "you're so white," but it's so lame and impertinent. It's not an insult nor is it banter

It doesnt affect him bc saying "YOURE SO WHITE LOL" isnt gonna affect a person in power.(hes not white but in general)

 

[LordNorwood]

I'm guessing. It's like quips against white people are so mild mannered, very light jokes, so it doesn't sound like they mean it. Jokes for whites weren't a thing before so I'm guessing it's a generational thing, but black jokes or curry jokes are way more aggressive and racist

yeah I have never heard like legit racist or aggressive jokes made between people of any race IRL to be honest, that shit is unironically jarring as fuck and most polite people won't do it in public, all racial jokes I've heard have been playful teases usually designed to be endearing and laugh with the other person, not at them

It doesnt affect him bc saying "YOURE SO WHITE LOL" isnt gonna affect a person in power.(hes not white but in general)

Yes, also true

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Its a joke, fuck why are all the whites in this thread getting so autistic and defensive about it in response

I’m black bro, and no one here is getting defensive besides the turbo autists.

 

[LordNorwood]

I’m black bro

X to doubt

 

[CopeAndRope]

I've heard a couple, they usually focus around the joke that white people have no culture. One I remember is
Setup: Why do you guys always make fun of us for having no culture? Europeans have plenty of culture.
Punchline: "Capitalism" doesn't count as a culture, John.

Holy shit, this is the most retarded thing I read this week. I'm pretty sure it was said from some pigmy nigga with 60 iq points.

White people's history crushes every other races history.

WE WUZ IMPERIALISTS!

 

[LordNorwood]

Holy shit, this is the most retarded thing I read this week. I'm pretty sure it was said from some pigmy nigga with 60 iq points.

White people's history crushes every other races history.

WE WUZ IMPERIALISTS!

You better be an anglo if you're gonna claim imperial history mate

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

X to doubt

I told you my ass was black too

 

[BigBoy]

Holy shit, this is the most retarded thing I read this week. I'm pretty sure it was said from some pigmy nigga with 60 iq points.

White people's history crushes every other races history.

WE WUZ IMPERIALISTS!

White ppl have a history of 500 years

Its over for white ppl

 

[FatJattMofo]

there isnt because the funny people dont joke about race. they joke about nation and ethnicity

 

[rockndogs]

 

[Deleted member 4209]

the only accurate ones are usually about cheapness or being bad at basketball.

 

[disillusioned]

I'm guessing. It's like quips against white people are so mild mannered, very light jokes, so it doesn't sound like they mean it

This is the reason why I don't think there are any good white people jokes. Comedy is all about tragedy/bad shit. White people don't really have any negative stereotypes attached to them so what is there to make fun off? Them being racist? Maybe 50 years ago but not so much anymore.

I’m black bro, and no one here is getting defensive besides the turbo autists.

. Jokes for whites weren't a thing before so I'm guessing it's a generational thing, but black jokes or curry jokes are way more aggressive and racist

That's because there is way more to make fun off.

yeah I have never heard like legit racist or aggressive jokes made between people of any race IRL to be honest, that shit is unironically jarring as fuck and most polite people won't do it in public, all racial jokes I've heard have been playful teases usually designed to be endearing and laugh with the other person, not at them

Yes, also true

People won't make outright mean jokes into other people's faces. It's something you do with others of your race or online.

White ppl have a history of 500 years

Its over for white ppl

Hope this isn't srs or else you are negative 58 IQ srs.

the only accurate ones are usually about cheapness or being bad at basketball.

The cheapness thing is a jew thing.

 

[BigBiceps]

The fact there are no jokes about white people is evidence of this. There are basically no funny racial jokes about white people at all, where as there are tons for the other races. This is because race jokes are typically a form of parody/satire, and white people don't typically really do anything that is easy to mock/make fun of with race jokes. With blacks you can joke about them being gangsters/low IQ. With Asians you can joke about small dick/nerdy stereotype/disposability because of high numbers/bad products (in case of China). With Indians you can joke about them being unclean/street shitters.

With white people you can joke about what? I actually googled for some white people jokes. I wasn't able to find fucking anything. I saw a couple of jokes about white people being called "a box of crackers" but that was about it. White people literally cannot be mocked through jokes because ethnics can't find anything to mock them with.

Most high IQ poster here.

 

[BigBiceps]

Europeans are cucks

Blacks are cucks

Spoiler: Must see

 

[Deleted member 685]

Good thread. All the guys here attempting to make white people jokes and hilariously failing are literally proving OPs original point

 

[rockndogs]

Good thread. All the guys here attempting to make white people jokes and hilariously failing are literally proving OPs original point

muh cumskin jfl

 

[Deleted member 685]

muh cumskin jfl

Is it weird how I literally feel no offense at all whenever someone says this? Probably cause it's so rare and only used on places like 4chan

 

[Deleted member 4106]

Wrong, There is the joke in porno, the whites being cucks and small dick.

 

[currymax]

So this white guy was worried about his sex life. He decided to get his gf's name tattooed on his dick.

The artist said, "I can tattoo 'wendy' on your dick, no doubt, but when you go soft, it's just gonna say 'wy'"

dude was like "don't care" and it turned out wendy loved it.

he even got anal.

anyway, a few weeks later, he's pissing at a urinal next to a black guy. he looks over and sees that the black guy has 'wy' on his dick too

he's like "hey, is your girlfriend named wendy?!"

black guy look at him and laughs and says "no, no, no mon. it sais 'welcome to jamaica, and 'ave a nice day'"

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

They can't mock us, the only thing they do to try is say "White people can't dance"

White people can’t dance.