The First Few Months at Uni (my advice)

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TLDR: having female friends friends is beneficial and useful for positioning yourself well in college. It is in my opinion still a useful tactic for anyone in acquiring pussy and if my prior statement made you upset, this thread is not for you.

week 1:

down my dorm hallway live two high mtbs and to my right are two htn guys. me (low mtn) and my chud (sub 5) roommate (random) who refuses to clean and sits on reels all day has left me to clean the room and whatever food his mom sends him in these big brown bags that cloud our living space. After smoking and taking shrooms I power cleaned our room and bought an air ventilator. our room still had an overbearing scent of mold, which hadn't gone away even though the hispanic HVAC guy came to scrape it off. I fucking gave up and eventually it went away, I was ballsy once and tried to smoke a bong and cig out the window, the smell stretched the whole hallway and wouldn't go away for 5 hours.

week 2:
I started looking for a job and sourcing some nootropics because uni is so boring and with the dopamine depletion from smoking all the time I have little interest in anything other than my major. I talked to my HTN neighbors and they got really into hearing about peptides and asked to smoke later. I smoked with them and designed a psychedelic marmalade business while we were all high. I love those high iq fellas. speaking of high iq I have semax and selank in my cart at the moment and will most likely start roiding when the snow falls. I can't be caught by my parents spending money on roids, skipping class while they pay for uni. so with my 17 in frame weighing 145 soaking wet I banged on there door and hoped for the best. I was on shrooms at the time and we became friends fairly quickly. I used a lot of what I learned from numerology to do readings with the girls and kept the thoughts of slaying out of question, it was important for me to channel into whatever they were talking about and gather info while just spewing esoteric misinformation I couldn't bother to remember. nearing the end of the week we started having conversations and I summed up more courage to make jokes etc. the girl I am less close with is a Charlie Kirk fan and the only joke I made that didn't land was me acting out him getting shot. I had to run around the room to play all the characters but I just latched on to the bit and hit the Kirk shimmy one the way down. later I explained that im actually alt right and thought it was a psyop, she just laughed but I can't tell I will reach her.

week 3:

the main girl invites her friends over one night after night and and more people being to add to the group. I have done a good job of mitigating how many men are allowed in and selected two for what I called the audition night. when they arrived I realized they had no social eq with the girls yelling, burping, taking calls just gross shit. I actually felt happy for once just watching these guys go at it though. the one dude mogs me to hell and he was just throwing shit at the wall to see what stuck. I've been spending so much time in there room now and they let me hit their vape and cart.

week 4: a lot happened so just doing bullet points
1. my girl (its complicated) gets robbed of her vape and her friends head gets stomped brutally buy a bunch of nigs after a party
2. my friend who I had a falling out bc he was expelled for raping a freshman as a senior comments on my girls instagram "you look good, I ain heard from you in a minute
3. I start preparing for the job search and end up working for my old friends insurance company.
4. my name gets put on the girls dorm under red flags and green flags the list is as follows

red flags: green flags:
"can I hit the yart" gives us food
stinky dorm cute
"esoteric knowledge" sexy
thinks the earth is flat knows numerology


week 5:

I am well aware the board is bs since im low MTN on .org so im not worried about it. I am currently sitting in my dining hall about to go to their room and hit the cart, I still hate my fucking life and will never escape low MTN inceldom. But having female friends can be an okay cope until my gf stops hanging out with blacks.
 
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she went out partying with her friends who ended up getting convinced to pick up 6 niggers at a park. They wanted alcohol so they went and she got stuck being there. They dragged her friend out of the car in an argument stole her vape and stomped on her friends head.
 
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TLDR: having female friends friends is beneficial and useful for positioning yourself well in college. It is in my opinion still a useful tactic for anyone in acquiring pussy and if my prior statement made you upset, this thread is not for you.

week 1:

down my dorm hallway live two high mtbs and to my right are two htn guys. me (low mtn) and my chud (sub 5) roommate (random) who refuses to clean and sits on reels all day has left me to clean the room and whatever food his mom sends him in these big brown bags that cloud our living space. After smoking and taking shrooms I power cleaned our room and bought an air ventilator. our room still had an overbearing scent of mold, which hadn't gone away even though the hispanic HVAC guy came to scrape it off. I fucking gave up and eventually it went away, I was ballsy once and tried to smoke a bong and cig out the window, the smell stretched the whole hallway and wouldn't go away for 5 hours.

week 2:
I started looking for a job and sourcing some nootropics because uni is so boring and with the dopamine depletion from smoking all the time I have little interest in anything other than my major. I talked to my HTN neighbors and they got really into hearing about peptides and asked to smoke later. I smoked with them and designed a psychedelic marmalade business while we were all high. I love those high iq fellas. speaking of high iq I have semax and selank in my cart at the moment and will most likely start roiding when the snow falls. I can't be caught by my parents spending money on roids, skipping class while they pay for uni. so with my 17 in frame weighing 145 soaking wet I banged on there door and hoped for the best. I was on shrooms at the time and we became friends fairly quickly. I used a lot of what I learned from numerology to do readings with the girls and kept the thoughts of slaying out of question, it was important for me to channel into whatever they were talking about and gather info while just spewing esoteric misinformation I couldn't bother to remember. nearing the end of the week we started having conversations and I summed up more courage to make jokes etc. the girl I am less close with is a Charlie Kirk fan and the only joke I made that didn't land was me acting out him getting shot. I had to run around the room to play all the characters but I just latched on to the bit and hit the Kirk shimmy one the way down. later I explained that im actually alt right and thought it was a psyop, she just laughed but I can't tell I will reach her.

week 3:

the main girl invites her friends over one night after night and and more people being to add to the group. I have done a good job of mitigating how many men are allowed in and selected two for what I called the audition night. when they arrived I realized they had no social eq with the girls yelling, burping, taking calls just gross shit. I actually felt happy for once just watching these guys go at it though. the one dude mogs me to hell and he was just throwing shit at the wall to see what stuck. I've been spending so much time in there room now and they let me hit their vape and cart.

week 4: a lot happened so just doing bullet points
1. my girl (its complicated) gets robbed of her vape and her friends head gets stomped brutally buy a bunch of nigs after a party
2. my friend who I had a falling out bc he was expelled for raping a freshman as a senior comments on my girls instagram "you look good, I ain heard from you in a minute
3. I start preparing for the job search and end up working for my old friends insurance company.
4. my name gets put on the girls dorm under red flags and green flags the list is as follows

red flags: green flags:
"can I hit the yart" gives us food
stinky dorm cute
"esoteric knowledge" sexy
thinks the earth is flat knows numerology


week 5:

I am well aware the board is bs since im low MTN on .org so im not worried about it. I am currently sitting in my dining hall about to go to their room and hit the cart, I still hate my fucking life and will never escape low MTN inceldom. But having female friends can be an okay cope until my gf stops hanging out with blacks.
Holy shit that shit sounds 100 times better than my freshman year also brutal what happened to that guy
 
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