The focus of the new research on Heightmaxxing

[rickysalomano]

For closed plates and non-frauding. One of the only ways would be to decompress the spine, but nobody wants to be doing stretches for the rest of their life. There is probably some way to stretch your discs permanently on some homemade device. Or some substance that can do this (like Relaxin) (Glucosamine is shit)

 

[Donkeyballs]

Relaxin = Impregnable wide hips
Glucosamine = 1cm retainment of morning height (if it works)