THE FORUM IS BEING TAKEN OVER

[asdvek]

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Looksmax.org Official Facebook Page — 10:02 AM Post​

Post:
“Gentlemen, what’s your morning routine for peak masculinity and face structure?”

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Top Comments:


RawBeast420:

205 Maasai jumps at 4:37 AM to shake the parasites awake. They’re my internal personal trainers now.

LiverLad69:

Gargle 6 raw eggs and spit into the wind to mark dominance. The bacteria on my tongue could start a civilization.

GutSymphony:

My microbiome has its own opinions now. I don’t talk to people — I negotiate with colonies.

MilkSaint:

8 liters of raw milk every evening. Skin so glossy people mistake me for a wet seal. The lactobacillus whispers encouragement when I sleep.

TheRealAajonus (verified):

The parasites aren’t enemies. They’re roommates helping me pay rent in vitality.

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Looksmax.org Official Response:

Guys… we just wanted jawline tips…

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Comment Flood (2 minutes later):
“BACTERIA = BROTHERHOOD.”
“MY PARASITES BENCH MORE THAN YOU.”
“GARGLE THE YOLK, FEEL THE EVOLUTION.”
“MILK ISN’T A DRINK, IT’S A LIFESTYLE.”
“205 JUMPS. 0 FEAR. PURE MICROBIAL ENERGY.”
“FERMENT YOURSELF.”

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Headline the Next Morning:

“Looksmax.org Overrun by Raw Primal Legion — Comment Section Now Considered a Living Ecosystem.”

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#RawTakeover #ParasitePositivity #BacteriaBrothers #205MaasaiJumps #GargleAndThrive #LactobacillusLords #FermentTheSelf #AajonusArmy #CookedFoodIsACurse

 

[fashioncel]

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Looksmax.org Official Facebook Page — 10:02 AM Post​

Post:
“Gentlemen, what’s your morning routine for peak masculinity and face structure?”

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Top Comments:


RawBeast420:




LiverLad69:




GutSymphony:




MilkSaint:



TheRealAajonus (verified):

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Looksmax.org Official Response:

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Comment Flood (2 minutes later):
“BACTERIA = BROTHERHOOD.”
“MY PARASITES BENCH MORE THAN YOU.”
“GARGLE THE YOLK, FEEL THE EVOLUTION.”
“MILK ISN’T A DRINK, IT’S A LIFESTYLE.”
“205 JUMPS. 0 FEAR. PURE MICROBIAL ENERGY.”
“FERMENT YOURSELF.”

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Headline the Next Morning:

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#RawTakeover #ParasitePositivity #BacteriaBrothers #205MaasaiJumps #GargleAndThrive #LactobacillusLords #FermentTheSelf #AajonusArmy #CookedFoodIsACurse

I guess @Xangsane has taken over this account.