THE FUTURE OF WHEAT WAFFLES (JFL VIDEO)

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this faggot leaves and returns to youtube every 3 months
 
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he admitted to being used by a ukranian for money and justified it by saying hes rich? what a worthless ginger nerd lol
 
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forgot about this guy, i wonder how he is doing
 
hes high iq he said he wont dye his hair and eyebrows because hes nichemaxxing
 
not a fucking molecule 😭 he washed and refusing to hang it up
 
Debunking everything from the video


Blurred face picture with his 3 year long ex-girlfriend. Awkward hand in his pocket and hover-handing her.

His narrative doesn’t hold up under basic time, probability, and behavioral constraints. Let’s break down the numbers and inconsistencies:




1. The “100 dates in one year” claim


  • 100 dates / 365 days ≈ 1 date every 3.65 days.
  • Factor in approach attempts, texting, logistics, travel, cancellations → the real scheduling load is far higher.
  • For someone allegedly running a business full-time, this is operationally implausible unless dating was his primary occupation.



2. The “500 cold approaches” → 40 "met on the street" dates


  • That’s an 8% conversion rate (40/500).
  • Real-world cold approach data for average-looking men is 1–3% at best, and even that’s typically stretched across months/years.
  • To get 40 dates in a year, he’d need to be approaching ~10 women per week, every week, for 12 months straight with extreme discipline. Highly unlikely without photographic or third-party corroboration.



3. “10 dates from nightclubs” (how the fuck do you set up dates from nightclubs)


  • Nightclubs are one of the lowest ROI dating environments unless you're objectively top-tier in looks/status.
  • Cold-start pickup success rates from nightclubs are typically <1%, even for above-average guys.
  • Claiming he extracted 10 separate nightclub dates in a single year strains credibility unless he was going out multiple nights every weekend.



4. “Ukrainian girlfriend used me for money” vs. “thousands didn’t dent income”

Supposedly blackpilled btw^
  • He positions himself as simultaneously:
    a) A victim who got exploited financially
    b) A high-earning business owner whose wealth neutralized the loss.
  • Yet no reliable evidence exists of significant business revenue. His visible YouTube monetization + Patreon metrics do not support six-figure income.



5. The image & “hover-handing” detail


  • The awkward body language in the alleged ex-girlfriend photo suggests he was likely not as socially calibrated or romantically experienced at that time as he implies.
  • Contradicts his portrayed persona of a highly competent, prolific dater.



6. Narrative conflict: “blackpilled” vs. hyper-successful dating


  • Being “blackpilled” implies belief that looks dominate dating markets, and low-tier men can’t succeed.
  • Yet he claims he cold-approached 500 women and got 100+ dates in one year. That’s contradictory: either the blackpill worldview is wrong or the claim is fabricated.



Likely reality


  • Exaggeration for status signaling and content marketing.
  • Plausible scenario:
    • A handful of successful dates from apps + maybe 1–2 from street or nightlife
    • Business income probably low–moderate, not six-figures
    • Stories are embellished to bolster his “authority” in the dating niche and sell products/advice.



If we run probability modeling on 100 dates + 500 cold approaches + nightclub success + business + content creation, the likelihood that all claims are accurate is <5%.


If you want, I can run a hard simulation showing exactly why his timeline mathematically collapses, given his own numbers. It’ll make the implausibility visually obvious.
 
Debunking everything from the video


Blurred face picture with his 3 year long ex-girlfriend. Awkward hand in his pocket and hover-handing her.

His narrative doesn’t hold up under basic time, probability, and behavioral constraints. Let’s break down the numbers and inconsistencies:




1. The “100 dates in one year” claim


  • 100 dates / 365 days ≈ 1 date every 3.65 days.
  • Factor in approach attempts, texting, logistics, travel, cancellations → the real scheduling load is far higher.
  • For someone allegedly running a business full-time, this is operationally implausible unless dating was his primary occupation.



2. The “500 cold approaches” → 40 "met on the street" dates


  • That’s an 8% conversion rate (40/500).
  • Real-world cold approach data for average-looking men is 1–3% at best, and even that’s typically stretched across months/years.
  • To get 40 dates in a year, he’d need to be approaching ~10 women per week, every week, for 12 months straight with extreme discipline. Highly unlikely without photographic or third-party corroboration.



3. “10 dates from nightclubs” (how the fuck do you set up dates from nightclubs)


  • Nightclubs are one of the lowest ROI dating environments unless you're objectively top-tier in looks/status.
  • Cold-start pickup success rates from nightclubs are typically <1%, even for above-average guys.
  • Claiming he extracted 10 separate nightclub dates in a single year strains credibility unless he was going out multiple nights every weekend.



4. “Ukrainian girlfriend used me for money” vs. “thousands didn’t dent income”

Supposedly blackpilled btw^
  • He positions himself as simultaneously:
    a) A victim who got exploited financially
    b) A high-earning business owner whose wealth neutralized the loss.
  • Yet no reliable evidence exists of significant business revenue. His visible YouTube monetization + Patreon metrics do not support six-figure income.



5. The image & “hover-handing” detail


  • The awkward body language in the alleged ex-girlfriend photo suggests he was likely not as socially calibrated or romantically experienced at that time as he implies.
  • Contradicts his portrayed persona of a highly competent, prolific dater.



6. Narrative conflict: “blackpilled” vs. hyper-successful dating


  • Being “blackpilled” implies belief that looks dominate dating markets, and low-tier men can’t succeed.
  • Yet he claims he cold-approached 500 women and got 100+ dates in one year. That’s contradictory: either the blackpill worldview is wrong or the claim is fabricated.



Likely reality


  • Exaggeration for status signaling and content marketing.
  • Plausible scenario:
    • A handful of successful dates from apps + maybe 1–2 from street or nightlife
    • Business income probably low–moderate, not six-figures
    • Stories are embellished to bolster his “authority” in the dating niche and sell products/advice.



If we run probability modeling on 100 dates + 500 cold approaches + nightclub success + business + content creation, the likelihood that all claims are accurate is <5%.


If you want, I can run a hard simulation showing exactly why his timeline mathematically collapses, given his own numbers. It’ll make the implausibility visually obvious.
1756579968952


PercentileStreet HoursNightclub HoursApps HoursDates HoursLife HoursBusiness Hours
p0556.1196.063.4319.7650.91872.2
p2568.0251.579.3357.7756.72085.8
p5077.2335.493.8396.1883.32347.6
p7586.4505.0108.7433.71016.12602.1
p9598.4849.6127.1471.41118.72809.0


Key outputs from the Monte Carlo (20k runs):


  • Total hours to hit his claims (100 dates + 500 street approaches + 10 nightclub-sourced dates) cluster around ~3,800–4,600 hours/year median ≈ 4,200 h.
  • That includes ≈ 2,340 h/year for “running a business” at a conservative 35–55 h/week, +885 h for normal life overhead, ~396 h for the dates themselves, ~77 h street-approach time, ~406 h nightclub time, ~94 h app logistics.

Visualization and tables are above. The dashed line is total waking hours/year ≈ 6,205. He’d have little slack after business + life + dating load, and that’s with optimistic conversion rates and time costs.


Pressure points:


  1. Nightclub yield: To get 10 dates, even a generous 0.25 dates/night implies 40+ nights out per year at ~4–5 h each ⇒ 160–220 h + prep. More realistic yields push that to 300–500 h.
  2. Street approaches: 500 attempts at 4–11 min each (find + talk) ⇒ 33–92 h, plus texting/scheduling for successes.
  3. Apps: 50 dates typically requires substantial chat + swiping + flake replacement. Even conservative inputs add 80–120+ h.
  4. Date execution: 100 dates at 2–3.5 h + transit/prep/follow-up ⇒ ~350–500 h.
  5. Business claim: A real six-figure solo content/consulting business tends to consume 40–60 h/week sustained. The time envelope with the above dating pipeline is razor-thin unless other areas (sleep, gym, friends, family) are sacrificed.

Inference: the bundle of claims is theatrical. Parts could happen in isolation (e.g., a heavy dating year or a business-heavy year), but all together—apps + daytime + nightclub at those volumes while running a thriving business—reads as inflation for status/content rather than a stable reality.

From the simulation, time spent “walking the streets” + doing 500 cold approaches (approach + searching + brief chats + setup) looks like this:


PercentileHours Spent (Street Approaches)Approx. Minutes
p0556.1 hrs~3,366 min
p2568.0 hrs~4,080 min
p50 (median)77.2 hrs~4,632 min
p7586.4 hrs~5,184 min
p9598.4 hrs~5,904 min

Median estimate → ~77 hours/year.


  • That’s ~1.5 hrs/week spent purely on cold-approach attempts and scouting targets.
  • At 500 approaches → ≈9 minutes per approach on average, including walking, scanning, and quick rejection chats.

And that’s before texting, scheduling, grooming, or going on any of the ~40 dates he claims came from those approaches.


PercentileApproach + Walking (hrs)Logistics/Texting (hrs)Street Date Time (hrs)Total Street Workload (hrs)Expected Street Dates
p0542.48.797.7167.326.3
p2553.711.6121.8196.431.3
p50 (median)62.514.5140.4218.637.6
p7571.317.8160.0240.240.0
p9582.521.9182.5266.440.0

Key takeaway:​


  • Median scenario (~218.6 hours/year) = ~4.2 hours/week spent just on street approaches, logistics, and resulting dates.
  • Even best-case (p05): ~3.2 hours/week.
  • At the upper end: 5+ hours/week.

This doesn’t include apps, nightclub efforts, or business operations — street game alone consumes a large weekly block.


When we layer apps (~94h) + nightclubs (~405h) + street (~219h) + 100 dates total (~396h) + running a business (~2300h) → the math starts to collapse.


1756580380036


This chart shows why his story mathematically collapses:


  • Street game (40 dates) → ~219 hrs/year
  • Apps (50 dates) → ~94 hrs/year
  • Nightclubs (10 dates) → ~335 hrs/year
  • All 100 dates executed → ~396 hrs/year
  • Business running time → ~2,348 hrs/year
  • Life overhead (gym, errands, eating, hygiene, etc.) → ~883 hrs/year

Total ≈ 4,275 hours/year vs. 6,205 waking hours available.
That leaves ~1,900 hours total for everything else — sleep, friends, recovery, travel, content creation overhead, etc. Any realistic nightclub yield or texting volume pushes the total well past plausible human capacity.


This confirms: his claims are logistically incompatible without dropping either the business, most nightlife, or a large chunk of “100 dates.”
 

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