The girl in the green dress

[Corleone]

Just came across this clip and immediately thought of my bro @Canwefixit. Hope you've been well, fellow torta pounder.

 

[Canwefixit]

Just came across this clip and immediately thought of my bro @Canwefixit. Hope you've been well, fellow torta pounder.

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A couple years ago I was hooking up with some 500lb black woman for like the third time, and she put that film on. I was trying to stop myself from laughing as that scene from the film literally mocks fat black women for their low SMV.

@Corleone But yeah man all good. It seems like your type in women gets fatter each time I see you. From 120kg being too much, to now calling yourself a torta pounder.

 

[bobbyp343]

How big ot a dick is needed for that?

 

[isis_Bleach]

ayo

 

[yussimania]

How big ot a dick is needed for that?

ngl just let her sit on your face atp

 

[Corleone]

A couple years ago I was hooking up with some 500lb black woman for like the third time, and she put that film on. I was trying to stop myself from laughing as that scene from the film literally mocks fat black women for their low SMV

Lmao. No way she was this unaware.

 

[Canwefixit]

Lmao. No way she was this unaware.

Yeah I think the chick is autistic. I still smash her. The reason I believe she has the tism is she is very awkward and introverted. Very unusual for a fat black woman.

 

[unstable]

Yeah I think the chick is autistic. I still smash her. The reason I believe she has the tism is she is very awkward and introverted. Very unusual for a fat black woman.

only gay men have types real men like all women

 

[Canwefixit]

only gay men have types real men like all women

Brutal juggernaut law pill tho. Most real men would fuck a 500lb black chick if they lacked options

 

[nestivv]

Just came across this clip and immediately thought of my bro @Canwefixit. Hope you've been well, fellow torta pounder.

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[wasteofspace]

Just came across this clip and immediately thought of my bro @Canwefixit. Hope you've been well, fellow torta pounder.

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Iv been in this exact room doing exactly this

 

[Corleone]

Iv been in this exact room doing exactly this
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We all have, bro. We all have. I have no clue why all their rooms look identical either.

It seems like your type in women gets fatter each time I see you. From 120kg being too much, to now calling yourself a torta pounder.

I still haven‘t been with a women over 120kg, but my curiosity is starting to get the better of me.

 

[Canwefixit]

We all have, bro. We all have. I have no clue why all their rooms look identical either.

I still haven‘t been with a women over 120kg, but my curiosity is starting to get the better of me.

Landwhales are prestigious af because of how much attention they get on OLD. Im starting to think I might have an easier time slaying skinny chicks. Would you go 200kg big?

 

[Corleone]

Im starting to think I might have an easier time slaying skinny chicks.

I have to cope with facially uglier chicks if I go for skinny ones compared to the beautiful fatties I‘ve been with.

Would you go 200kg big?

Maybe if I bulked up to 100kg myself to have a fighting chance if my online dating LARPs (age, name, occupation, etc.) got exposed, certainly not at the twink 75kg I‘m at right now.

 

[Canwefixit]

I have to cope with facially uglier chicks if I go for skinny ones compared to the beautiful fatties I‘ve been with.

Maybe if I bulked up to 100kg myself to have a fighting chance if my online dating LARPs (age, name, occupation, etc.) got exposed, certainly not at the twink 75kg I‘m at right now.

Maybe fatty game is easier even if it can be brutal at times. Oh damn you would be that scared about anyone finding out you smashed a 200kg fatty?

 

[Corleone]

Oh damn you would be that scared about anyone finding out you smashed a 200kg fatty?

It would be social suicide. I‘ve told @nofap before that I avoid entire neighborhoods when I‘m out with friends to avoid running into one of my fatty slays.

But I‘m also scared of them ripping my head off if they find out I‘m actually 5 years older than I pretended to be and gave them a false name and burner phone number so I can vanish without a trace once I got bored of them.

 

[Canwefixit]

It would be social suicide. I‘ve told @nofap before that I avoid entire neighborhoods when I‘m out with friends to avoid running into one of my fatty slays.

But I‘m also scared of them ripping my head off if they find out I‘m actually 5 years older than I pretended to be and gave them a false name and burner phone number so I can vanish without a trace once I got bored of them.

Damn even a 120kg fat chick would be social suicide. Yeah for some reason I am not scared of these fat chicks as a 65kg twink. I only get intimidated by men never women, so I must be underestimating the fighting ability and strength of these fat chicks. Maybe a 150kg 5’2 fatty is an easy fight. But a 200kg 5’10 black chick could weigh me in

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Caging at this thread tbh

 

[LTNUser]

Tg

ngl just let her sit on your face atp

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ThE first one looks kinda fun

 

[Corleone]

Maybe a 150kg 5’2 fatty is an easy fight. But a 200kg 5’10 black chick could weigh me in

Do you remember the 110-120kg 42 year old MILF I told you about a year ago?

I felt utterly helpless when she got on top of me and pinned me down like what Chimaev did to Duplessis.

After the first pounding she put my raw dick inside of her even though she wasn‘t on birthcontrol and I wasn‘t sure she if was clean, but could do nothing about it but beg her to let me put a condom on. I was completely at her mercy. So I wouldn‘t dare to get with a 200kg whale.

 

[Canwefixit]

Do you remember the 110-120kg 42 year old MILF I told you about a year ago?

I felt utterly helpless when she got on top of me and pinned me down like what Chimaev did to Duplessis.

After the first pounding she put my raw dick inside of her even though she wasn‘t on birthcontrol and I wasn‘t sure she if was clean, but could do nothing about it but beg her to let me put a condom on. I was completely at her mercy. So I wouldn‘t dare to get with a 200kg whale.
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Yeah that is true, I remember her. You sure you could push her off if you wanted to? I haven’t met a rapey landwhale yet. The chick I showed you earlier just lets me hit whenever I want, she never says no. She seems very shy in the bedroom.

 

[Mumbai_HTN]

reading through this thread was hella cagefuel

 

[Corleone]

You sure you could push her off if you wanted to?

I don‘t know, I barely do a 80kg bench press. Carrying around as much weight as they do comes with serious strength too.

I haven’t met a rapey landwhale yet.

This milf was seriously psycho, made awkward grunts and stared me down during sex with her eyes wide open - which was hella uncomfortable.

The chick I showed you earlier just lets me hit whenever I want, she never says no. She seems very shy in the bedroom.

You lucked out.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Just came across this clip and immediately thought of my bro @Canwefixit. Hope you've been well, fellow torta pounder.

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Shut up

 

[Corleone]

Shut up

Get out of my thread. Shouldn‘t you be with your old ugly chinese wife?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Get out of my thread. Shouldn‘t you be with your old ugly chink wife?

How do you know I'm not with my wife?

 

[Jager]

ngl just let her sit on your face atp

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bruh how do you find shit like this

 

[sub5outsider]

thats the content i signed up for

 

[Corleone]

bruh how do you find shit like this

Iv been in this exact room doing exactly this

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Bros, do I have a thread for you. Three pages of curated torta pounder memes.

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[Jager]

Bros, do I have a thread for you. Three pages of curated torta pounder memes.

WOJAK PORN MEGATHREAD

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caging at the thread thanks for it bhai

 

[Corleone]

Do you remember the 110-120kg 42 year old MILF I told you about a year ago?

I felt utterly helpless when she got on top of me and pinned me down like what Chimaev did to Duplessis.

After the first pounding she put my raw dick inside of her even though she wasn‘t on birthcontrol and I wasn‘t sure she if was clean, but could do nothing about it but beg her to let me put a condom on. I was completely at her mercy. So I wouldn‘t dare to get with a 200kg whale.
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I'd end up like the guy in the green shorts if I tried to fight a landwhale off me.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Just came across this clip and immediately thought of my bro @Canwefixit. Hope you've been well, fellow torta pounder.

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What about Bull geg

 

[Corleone]

What about Bull geg

No one on here can compete with Canwefix it when it comes to slaying obscenely huge black women.

 

[Corleone]

 

[nofap]

It would be social suicide. I‘ve told @nofap before that I avoid entire neighborhoods when I‘m out with friends to avoid running into one of my fatty slays.

But I‘m also scared of them ripping my head off if they find out I‘m actually 5 years older than I pretended to be and gave them a false name and burner phone number so I can vanish without a trace once I got bored of them.

You won’t believe what just happened, my biggest nightmare just came true

The only fatty i ever day approached within a radius of 20 kilometers from my house parked her car right across from me with the daughter off the same barber i have been going for the past 10 years, i legit saw them staring at me for a minute sitting in the car and saw them once in the store as well but i bolted past them without glancing in their direction.

The Fat monster is a legit 0/10 in the face looks like a lard of pudding and is a fucking massive borderline ssbbw, by far the ugliest women i ever approached and went on a date with during the darkness of the night, i only approached her because her ass is gigantic.

I luckily switched my barber 2 months ago already but she knows my family although there hasn’t been any contact for the past 2 years between them but if word gets around and my family and friends find out about me approaching 140 kg monsters during the daylight it would be beyond over for me, i will get clowned by legit everyone for months on end and my life will be over and reputation forever ruined